CK4eva: Hey everyone!

Katsumi Hatake: - waves - Hello, faithful readers (Wait . . . you are faithful . . . right? - glares -) We are back! With another installment of . . . IF YJ WENT TO OUR SCHOOL!

CK: We hope that this chappie will be as awesome as the others! Now, for the disclaimer of DOOOOM!

KH: I'd comment on the overdramatics, but then I'd be a hypocrite

CK and KH: WE DO NOT OWN! SAY IT WITH US! KH AND CK DO NOT OWN YJ!

CK: Now on to the story.

~YJ~

Evelyne turned around to stare at the source of the voice with complete horror and fear etched onto her face. Sure enough, it was Roy. "Roy . . . uh . . . sweetie, what are you doing here? I thought you went to . . . another school . . ."

The red haired archer smiled back mockingly, sarcasm lacing his every word. "I transferred . . . So I could be with you."

Evelyne opened her mouth to ask more questions, but was cut off by a loud 'AW!' coming from her audience. She moaned inwardly, turning around to stare at Britanny, Chloe and Amanda. Great. Now to get rid of them. "Hey, can you guys give me a private moment with my . . . boyfriend, please?"

"Oh, of course, Evelyne! We can't wait to spread the gossip! Bye!" Amanda said, flitting off with the other two.

Once they were gone, Evelyne turned to Roy scratching the back of her head sheepishly. "So, uh, this is awkward."

"HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GOING AROUND, TELLING PEOPLE THAT I AM YOUR . . . YOUR . . . BOYFRIEND?!" Roy yelled, throwing his hands up in exasperation. "WHAT GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO USE MY NAME AT ALL! UGH! AND THOSE IDIOTS DIDN'T PICK UP ON MY SARCASM! NOW EVERYONE THINKS IT TRUE! My . . . I should have never listened to Wally, goddamnit..."

"Wait," Evelyne paused, picking up on the last bit of the sentence. "Listen to Wally? You guys met beforehand?"

"Well . . ." Roy said, a bit sheepishly, "Yeah. About half an hour ago, when I first showed up here. I saw Wally, and he had to go to class, or something. All he told me was to listen to Diana and Evelyne, and go along with whatever they said. Don't know why I listened to him, it's never really worked out . . . well, per say."

"Oh." Evelyne said, digesting all the information. Then it occurred to her. Go with whatever Diana and Evelyne say... If that was the case, then maybe he could be her fake boyfriend. Even if it was just for a while... To get Brittany, Chloe, and Amanda off her back. "So does this mean you will be my fake boyfriend?"

"Haha... No."

"Please!" Evelyne cried, getting on her knees. "Please, please, please, please, please! It's not even real, just to get Britanny, Chloe, and Amanda off my back. PLEASE!"

"The answer is still no."

"Roy... I don't want to resort to this..."

"The answer is still no, and what would you- AH!"

Roy stumbled back as Evelyne launched herself at his leg, and wrapped her arms and legs around his ankle and thigh in a vice grip. (AKA, the thing we all did as toddlers when we sat on our parents ankles until they gave us what we wanted) Evelyne looked up at Roy, a smirk spreading across her face. "I warned you... Now will you please be my fake boyfriend?"

"Evelyne... The answer... is no..." Roy said, mentally encouraging himself not to kill the redhead on his leg, "Deal with it... Now... get the hell off my leg!"

"Not until you say yes,"

"Well then you're going to be on there for a long time..." Roy said, trying to walk to get Evelyne off his leg. "Jesus, you're heavy... OW!"

~YJ~

After school, Diana invited Wally, Rob, Barry, Roy (with Evelyne still latched onto his leg), Artemis, and Connor over to her house so that they could discuss how the entire team had gotten there. This time, though, Wally, Rob, Barry, Roy and Connor refused to dress up as girls to get into the house, so they came up with the excuse of a school project to get them past Mrs. Knight.

"Hey girls!" Mrs. Knight greet enthusiastically as she opened the door. "And... guys... Are you Diana's friends?"

"Actually mom..." Diana began, motioning to the gang behind her. "We're all working on a science project together. Mr. Allen," She pointed to Barry. "Is a teacher helping us, I hope you don't mind if he stays."

"Of course not!" Mrs. Knight enthused, "Hello Mr. Allen, I'm Mrs. Knight, Diana's mom. Nice to meet you!"

"Nice to meet you as well, Mrs. Knight." Barry greeted politely as the group made their way into the house.

"All right, you kids can go head on into the basement to work on your project, me and Mr. Allen will stay up here and talk." Mrs. Knight said,

"But, but..." Mr. Allen began. "I need to help the kids with their science project!"

"No, no, no, no, no, no." Mrs. Knight said. "Stay here, I want to know more about the project."

~YJ~

When the group got to the basement, everyone spread out, Diana and Evelyne lounging lazily on the couch with Connor, and Rob. Wally and Artemis though, instantly backed away from each other once they hit the basement. Artemis went into the upper left corner and Wally into the lower right, both of them glaring daggers at each other.

Robin chuckled on the couch, before stage whispering to Diana, Evelyne and Connor, "Hey, guys... Watch this."

The Boy Wonder got up and walked in the space between Wally and Artemis, once he was right in the middle, he pretending to choke, convulsing, and eventually dropping to the ground.

"Robin! Robin! Are you alright?" Wally asked, rushing to his best friends aid.

"Sexual... tension... can't... take... so... high." Robin croaked, before overdramatically 'dying'. Wally rolled his eyes and punched Robin's shoulder before stalking off to his corner of the room.

~YJ~

"So..." Mrs. Knight began, sipping some iced tea. "I'm very concerned about how my daughter is doing in school... What is this 'project?' and how come she didn't mention it before?"

"Well," Barry began, scratching the back of his neck nervously, "It's a new project... This is the first time we've ever done it and it was just assigned today. I'm just a substitute, I know just about as much as... well, you do, . But I assure you that with my guidance they will definitely pass- I work with the police in a CSI lab."

"Really, that's very interesting." Mrs. Knight said, nodding. "What city?"

"Uh... Cent- Chicago. Yeah, yeah... Chicago."

"Well, that must certainly be fun. So, tell me, Mr. Allen what is this project about?"

Crap, Barry thought, This is not going to be easy.

"Well..." He began slowly, "It's a project, about... science."

"I got that, Mr. Allen. Could you maybe be a bit more... specific?"

"Um..." Barry said, racking his brain for projects! Any project that he had done when he was Wally's age, and inwardly swore when he couldn't remember any. Crap. "It's a project... About a project that these scientists did about a... project,"

Now Diana's mom wasn't stupid. (C'mon. The woman watched 48 Hours. She could spot a potential pedophile from a mile away) She knew that something was up with Mr. Allen... And the kid's story.

"I think, Mr. Allen-"

"MR. ALLEN!"

The two adults turned to see Wally climbing up the basement stairs and into the kitchen. wondered if Wally would know what the mysterious project about, and then maybe explain it to Mr. Allen too.

"Mr. Allen, aren't you gonna come downstairs and help us?" Wally asked, feigning innocence.

Mr. Allen opened his mouth to answer but Diana's mom cut him off. "In a minute Wally. He was just explaining the project to me, tell me Wally... What is this project that you're doing about?"

Now, unlike Barry, Wally was an experience liar with these sort of things. The speedster couldn't count the number of times he'd brought friends over with the excuse of 'We're working on a project!'. He racked his brain for an excuse, pulling out the most likely one.

"Yes, of course I can Mrs. Knight!" Wally said "Right now, in science we're working on chemical formulas and relating them to work in a criminal lab environment. We are trying to figure out exactly which type of sciences could be used to discover types of criminal activity. We're creating a fake crime in which one of us is the criminal and that rest crime scene investigation. Since Mr. Allen is a CSI, we are grateful for his experience in the matter."

"And who will be faking the crime?"

"Evelyne."

"Why am I not surprised?"

~YJ~

Once the group had 'revived' Robin from his sexual tension attack, they sat on the couch and waited not-so-patiently for Barry to come downstairs. After fifteen minutes of watching T.V., the door cracked open and Barry stepped down.

"Guys! Look! He survived!"

"Barely by the looks of it..."

Barry stumbled down the stairs, and threw himself onto the couch, pausing only to throw Wally off the seat the redhead was formerly occupying.

"HEY!" Wally protested! "That was my seat."

"Once you live through being grilled by Mrs. Knight, than you can throw me off this couch too." Barry answered tiredly. "Now kids... Let's discuss what we came here to discuss. How did we all end up here?"

And with that, everyone started talking all at once. Wally and Artemis screeching over each other to tell each side of the story, and Robin mumbling something in
Romanian about what idiots the two were. Connor and Kaldur started arguing over what happened calmly and Diana and Evelyne tried to calm and silence everyone, but with little success. Barry rubbed his temples, feeling a headache come on.

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Diana yelled, silence everyone. "Let's do this calmly, one at a time. Wally you go first, since we found you first. Then Robin. Then Connor. Then Artemis. Then Kaldur. ARE WE CLEAR?"

Wally whimpered, "Okay..."

"Wally, start"

"Well..." Wally began "It all started when I saw this shiny in front of me, and I touched it, because it was a shiny, and one does not simply see a shiny and not touch it."

"AMEN!" Evelyne yelled from the couch.

"Yeah, " Robin said, "I remember that we were all there, and Artemis warned you not to touch it-"

"See, kid!" Artemis yelled from the couch, "See! I was right!"

"Shut up..." Wally mumbled, as a green arrow imbedded itself into the wall. "It was one time."

"Uh-huh." Artemis said, crossing her arms, "What about that time we were lost in the antarctic, and I told you 'Wally, stop for directions!' And you said 'No, no, Artemis, I don't need any directions!' And then we stopped, and found someone and we got DIRECTIONS BACK TO THE UNITED STATES! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BAYWATCH? CAUSE I DO!" (Katsumi Hatake: By the way, the directions thing is a reference to my Wallermis 'Chained'... Which you guys should read... Because it will make me a happy author. Please? *shameless self promotion*)

"All right! All right!" Barry exclaimed, standing up, "Silence, you two! Or you'll suffocate everyone in this room with your sexual tension. Now, Robin...as you were saying."

"Right..." Robin said, "So, Wally touched it, and this bright light flooded the room... Then, the next thing I remember, I was in fourth period language arts, dressed in civvies, and introduced as a new student."

"Wait..." Diana said, stopping the boy wonder. "Describe this... 'Shiny'"

"Well..." Wally began, "It was large... And shiny... And white"

"I KNEW IT!" Diana cried, "IT'S A BLACK HOLE!"

"A... What?"

"A black hole," Diana answered, pulling out a random blackboard of explanation from nowhere, "See, I have this theory-"

"Not this again..." Evelyne groaned from the couch, still curled around Roy's leg.

"Anyways," Diana answered, continuing on, "I think that these things called 'black holes' exist. Basically, what they do, is steal your stuff, then spit it back out once you've gotten into trouble for it missing. Have horrible accidents happen to you. Like... Having a car come at you from out of nowhere. And it also possesses people to get you into trouble."

"...Well black holes seem like total jerks"

"YEAH! THEY ARE!" Diana cried, "And now they've got you here too! Who knows who they possessed or what they did... Oh... This is not good..."

"That's ridiculous, " Connor answered, pushing himself off the wall, "Even if it was a black hole, don't they like... Cause rifts in the space-time continuum or something?"

"Wait!" Wally cried, jumping up, "That makes total sense! The black hole appeared to possess one of us or steal something, and I touched it which caused this 'rift' that The Boy of Super is talking about, and that got us here!"

"Yeah, "Robin agreed, "There may be other theories, but that one makes the most sense at the moment so we'll go with that."

"But wait," Connor protested, walking over to the middle of the room, "If it transported all of us here... Then why is Roy and Mr. Allen here? And where's M'Gann? She was in the room with you..."

"Well, space-time continuum-rifts are unstable, " Barry answered, "They could transport anything really, as long as you think of it. At that moment, I was organizing a video chat between Wally, Dick and Roy. My thoughts must have connected me to Wally and therefore, to Roy, in some way, bringing them here. As for M'Gann..." The blonde paused uncertainly, not sure how to go about it, "She might-"

"She's probably here, "Wally interrupted, throwing Barry a look, "And we just haven't found her yet. I mean, we're all here, why wouldn't M'Gann be?"

"Yeah, that makes sense." Kaldur voiced, "Tomorrow, we should all look out for M'Gann. Any redhead you see that's a female, examine for a psychic ability. If you feel anyone prodding into your mind, or see something fly slightly away or above someone's fingers it's probably safe to say that it's M'Gann. If we keep looking, we'll find her, there's no way she couldn't have been transported here with us."

The group was about to nod in agreement, but were stopped as they heard a cry of 'GET. OFF. MY. LEG. YOU. PSYCHO. STALKER.' They whipped their heads to the sides and found Evelyne clutching onto Roy's leg for dear life.

"But pllleeassse!" Evelyne begged, "Please, please, please, please, pleeeaaassseeee, it's fake! Why would you say no?"

"Because." Roy answered simply, "Now get off my leg, I have to go back to the hotel room I rented."

"...Not until you say yes."

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP! PLEASE ROY I WILL NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE FROM YOU EVER AGAIN, YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, BUT FAKE. I'LL PAYFOREVERYTHINGANDIWONTBOTH ERYOULIKEANOVERLYATTACHEDFAK EGIRLFRIENDWOULDANDANDPLLLLL EEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEE EE ROY! IWILLNEVERASK-"

"All right! ALL RIGHT!" Roy boomed, throwing his hands up in exasperation, "FINE! JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!"

"Yay!" Evelyne cried, leaping up and off of Roy's leg, "THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ROY! I PROMISE YOU I WILL NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!"

"Oh whatever," Roy mumbled, "All right, guys... I'm gonna head out. I rented out a hotel room somewhere in the city, I've better get going before rush hour traffic hits."

"Yeah, same here, "Robin said, "Me and KF here need to catch a train to the city too-

"Wait... How'd you get the money?"

"...It's a ninja thing."

"Oh."

~YJ~

And that, children, is the end of the eighth (I think) Chapter of YJ. Please review! Or Evelyne will latch onto your leg until you do.

And you don't want to experience that... EVER *shudders*