Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 2!!
-behind the scenes-
Me: -hiding-
Sakura: DANGIT!! COME OUT OR NO DOG TREATS FOR YOU!!
Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! NEVVVERRRRR!!-runs away-
Itachi: is it that time of the month?
Sakura: yeah, he gots to go to the vet today, BUT HE WON'T GO!!
Itachi: well...you could always tell him you're going to france to destroy the evil rude frenchie people.
Hinata: or you could tell him i'm ready to have 'fun'
All: o.o
Me: fine Hina-tenshi...i'll do it for you...
-at the vet-
Me: NONONONONONONONONO!! NOT THE SHOT! ANYTHING BUT THE SHOT!!
Vet: HOLD STILL!!-injects shot-
Me: OW! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!! -takes bazooka and destroys vet-
Hinata: that wasn't so bad was it?
Me: maybe...
Itachi: c'mon, lets go back to the studio...it's about time for you to host anyways...
Me: fine...BUT FIRST I WAN RAMEN!
Itachi: -slaps forhead-
-at studio-
Me: -slurping ramen-
Itachi:...he brunt a huge hole in my wallet...-sobbing over loss of money-
Me: -sigh- would you rather me literally burn a hole in it?
Itachi: maybe...
Me: anyways, our first reveiwer is Zai-chan13.
OMG
i wanna reeske cup!! lol! and yes i'm a girl. and tell ur cat i said
hi. Deidara: u must guess y i hate
you. if you get it right, u have to glomp Sasuke: lol go buy a bunch of roses and chocolates and
give them to deidara! Tobi: uhh...you must eat a giant plate
of...BROCCOLI!! muahahahaha! Hey...is Karin there too? if she
is, she has to go jump in an active volcano Rootbeer
floats for all! :D Zai-chan
i like cats. anywho...
pein. if u get it wrong,
u have to glomp pein and jump into an active volcano.
good
luck!
too.
Me: you can meet her now! come on out Delilah! -opens cage and a black panther comes out-
Delilah: RAAWWRR!!
Naruto: -wet himself-
Me: Good kitty! -glomps-
Delilah: -puuuurrr-
Deidara: uhh...you hate me because...i like clay?
Me: i think we have to wait till next chapter to find out the answer.
Sasuke:...chocolates...AND ROSES!?
Deidara: I'M NOT A GIRL!!
Sasuke: and yet you look a lot like one...
Deidara:...
Tobi: Broccoli? did you say...BROCCOLI!? THE DREADED AND EVILI BROCCOLI TOBI WISHES TO DIE!?
Me: YES TOBI! now eat it.
Tobi: B-B-BUT TOBI HATES BROCCOLI!! TT
Me: BUT YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT!! -shoves broccoli in Tobi's mouth-
Tobi: gag! -starts making choking noises-
Karin: What'd i ever do to you?
Me: YOU RUBBED MINE AND INUYASHA'S EARS!! AND IT'S REALLY ANNOYING!!-pushes karin in the volcanoe-
Karin: NOOOO!! -dies-
Me: YAY, ROOTBEAR FLOATS! -starts drinking- Ok's, next up os Vikings Love Ranch!
YAY!
THANKS FOR USING THE REESKE AND CROBI IDEA! …I shall have a
Reeske cup! Yum! A knee! Oh yeah, tortures… right… Sasuke:
…you shall start a new movie phenomenon (wow, that is a big Tobi: WATCH
THE MOVIE! Deidara: Also watch the movie! And when you realize
how completely bad it is, Naruto:
I REALEASE YOU FROM THE SHARK TANK! Instead, you may go into
snake Kisame: -starts a chant- WE WANT SUSHI! WE
WANT SUSHI! WE WANT SUSHI! Yay! Ichiraku's on
Naruto's credit card! (ha! And since he's in the awesome CHYEHA! VIKINGS ARE AWESOME!
Gaara:
-menacing voice- Gaara… you shall play… PWITTY PWINCESS DWESS
UP!
WHY AM I TAWKING WIKE DIS?! I DUNNO! WAY WAY!
word…)
SASUKE WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY! MWAHAHAHA!
beat the crap out of sasuke!
pit…
snake
pit he can't have any!
Gaara: PRETTY PRINCESS DRESS UP!?
Me: NOOO!! THE DREADED PRINCESS DRESS OF DOOMM!! -hides behind tree-
VLR: Well? Are you gonna play?
Gaara: -gulp- y-yes maam...-puts on dress with blonde hair clip things in pink nail poilish pfft...nail polish...BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!-
Announcer guy: Coming this fall to a theater near you... witness a new Wonka movie...
Sasuke: Come with me and you'll get to see my chocolate factory!
Announcer guy: starring Sasuke Uchiha...Itachi Uchiha...and speacial guest star Tobi...witness one of the most idiotic movies of this fall...
Itachi: hey check it out! it's a chocolate fountain!
Tobi: TOBI LOVES CHOCOLATE!! -eats chocolate-
Sasuke: that's not chocolate, that's the sewer line.
Tobi:...-pukes-
Announcer guy: Sasuke Wonka and the chocolate factory!! coming to a theater near you...
Tobi: OMG! TOBI STARRED IN IT AND IT STILL SUCKS!!
Deidara: OMG! I THINK I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!
Tobi: -in movie- Hey look! the famous Sasuke wonka candy! -points- FUDGE NUTS!!
Sasuke: you don't wanna eat that.
Tobi: why?
Sasuke: those arent really NUTS like the peanuts...
Tobi:you mean...Tobi's eating...man place nuts?
Sasuke: er, yes.
Tobi: OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Sasuke: it wasn't my idea!
Orochimaru: IT WAS MINE!!
Itachi: OMG!! IT'S MICHEAL JACKSON!!
MJ: OH NOES! I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!! -runs away-
All: WTF!?
Deidara: SASUKE! YOU EMO BOY! YOU'RE MOVIE SUCKS! yeah.
Sasuke: HEY! I WAS FORCED TO DO IT!!
Deidara: I DON'T CARE!-blows sasuke up-
Naruto: Snakes? whats scarey about snakes?
Me: remember when you got eatin by one? -petting delilah-
Naruto: oh yeah...AHHHHH!! -snakes eat Naruto-
Kisame: -hiding in closet- why do they come after me wanting sushi!? WHY!?
Me: -busts open door- THERE HE IS! GET THE FISH MAN!!
Delilah: RAAWWWRRR!! -bites kisame-
Kisame: GAH! -gets malled by my cat-
Me: YAY ICHIRAKUS!! I LOVE THERE RAMEN! IT'S LIKE I'M EATING A FOOD VERSION OF HEAVEN!!
Naruto: YEAH! DATTEBYO!!
Me: GO AWAY NARUTO! -pushes naruto back into the snake pit-
All: o.o
Me: Welp, please review!! and tell you're freinds! seriously, so we can have more chapters! PLEASE!! I BEG OF YOU!!
PLease reveiw! Of you do you get an Ice cream Nandwich! Ice cream sandwich mixed with Naruto! and tell you're freinds! if you do you'll get a free Crobi bar or Reeske cup!
Sasuke: I'M NOT CANDY!!
Seriously though, please reveiw!!
