A/N: Whussup?! Blah. SOMEONE DO DA DISCLAIMER! I'm so fawking tired. Hold on I'll be back... Baccckk! :D Lol. Anywaaaays...YAY for Hishiko-Chan1999. If chu is reading this...I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR REVIEWS! c:
Kyoya: Ms. Emi does not own Naruto/OHSHC.
"...I'm a—" Hinata was cut off by the nurse.
"Ohtori Kyoya-san, please take off your shirt in there," the nurse indicated towards the changing room. He just shrugged and took it off in front of the girls.
"KYAAAAAHHH! KYOYA-KUN IS SO HOT!" They all screamed. Hinata rolled her eyes at them as they bawled over Kyoya's muscles. Soon, Kyoya had went inside and the girls had quieted down.
"S-so, Hinata-kun...y-you were saying?" The blonde girl continued to blush. She nodded.
"Oh yeah~! I was saying that I'm a girl. Honestly speaking, you can fucking hate me now if you want," Hinata told her. Everyone just stood shocked in their places. And then one by one, the girls started squealing. The guys started drooling.
"WE CAN NEVER HATE YOU! NEVER!" Everyone shouted. She was kinda taken aback.
"...Uh, thanks I guess? Does this mean the girls are fucking turning bisexual or something?! o.o" Hinata asked, with a hint of curiosity.
"YES WE ARE! Ano, give us a moment here! WHO WANTS TO JOIN HINATA-KUN'S FANCLUB~?!" A bunch of guys ran up and registered for it, and of course all the girls were already registered. Hinata sweatdropped.
"Um..." What the actual fuck is happening? o_o Hinata thought, laughing out loud. Then all the host club members started to laugh.
"Uchiha Sasuke-sama, please take off your hoodie and shirt," the nurse interrupted their laughter as she smiled at Sasuke. He merely ignored her smile, took off his hoodie and threw it to Hinata. She giggled as she caught it and put it on, inhaling his cologne deeply. He smirked and took his shirt off. The girls started blushing like crazy.
"UCHIHA-KUN IS THE HOTTESTTTT! HE'S SO COOL! Of course not cooler than Hinata-kun!" They all squealed. Sasuke rolled his eyes and looked over to Hinata. She was blushing a light red. He smiled at her.
"We hereby announce the physical exams over!" The chairman declared over the loud speaker. Hinata rushed over to Sasuke and the boys as the others continued talking. She laughed as she saw Tamaki pouting and Sasuke glaring at him.
"...Awright...so uh, what the fuck happened here?"
"Your boyfriend is being mean to your daddy! He's not qualified to be your boyfriend!" Tamaki pouted and directed his finger towards the Uchiha boy.
"You're not her damn dad! How the hell do you handle this idiot, Hina-hime?!" Sasuke deepened his glare. Tamaki shivered.
"Don't. Fucking. Fight," she cracked her knuckles as a dark aura erupted from her, "or else..!" They both looked terribly frightened. Mental note: Never, EVER, mess with Hinata, Hikaru and Kaoru thought, shuddering.
"O-o-o-okay..." they said weakly. Her aura suddenly disappeared.
"Well then! Be good and say sorry or get your asses kicked!"
"Sorry, man. I got out of control there," Sasuke put his hand forward.
"I'm sorry too. I shouldn't have said that," Tamaki smiled as he shook his hand. Hinata beamed and glomped Sasuke and Tamaki. They both blushed. She let them go, grabbed Sasuke's face and kissed him. He slowly put his hands around her waist. After a few moments, they broke apart. Everyone was staring at them. And then it hit everyone.
"Ne! They're boyfriend and girlfriend! Heheh, so cute! ALL HAIL HINATA-KUN AND HER FANCLUB!"
"Lets get out of here." Mori stated. They all walked off laughing.
"I suggest we take a damn break from the hosting and do karaoke~!" Hinata grinned and sat down next to Sasuke on the empty stage.
"Alright. We will do karaoke!" Tamaki smiled.
"Hurraaayy!" Hikaru and Kaoru cheered.
"You're gonna sing without us, dattebayo?" 2 boys walked in the room, "With Sasuke and not the rest of your band?" She gasped as she jumped off the stage and glomped the 2 boys.
"FUCKING UZUMAKI AND KIBA-OPPA(brother in Korean)! Where's Shino-oppa? Why didn't you guys come with Sasuke?! I. FUCKING. MISSED. YOU!"
"Ne, ne Hinata-chan. Don't get mad at us! Dattebayo!" Kiba raised his eyebrow and turned to Naruto.
"Fuck you. Shut up with the 'dattebayo this and dattebayo that'. Hinata~! Remember those hipster glasses you wanted? I FUCKING GOT THEM FOR YOU!" Kiba said happily. Hinata beamed.
"You did?! I wuv you so much! Anyways, Uzumaki...you're gonna love it here. Guys, this is Uzumaki Naruto and Inuzuka Kiba. Yes, the one and only~!"
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