A/N: This is the story I'm currently writing, but I want to see which rules you want Danny and co. to break first. I'll write 15-20 of them into the story so review or PM me which ones you want to see the most.

This story is loosely based off the list called 1000 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts By: SilkenRoseDreams, but more than half of the things here are of my own creation.


Things I Cannot Do in Amity Park

SUMMARY: Danny and his friends are officially seniors of Casper High. A month away from graduation and suddenly Danny is sick of Amity Park's ignorance. Refusing to play innocent any longer- and hoping everyone will finally get a clue- the golden trio of Amity Park lets loose. This town is in for a wild month.

1) I will not poke students with spoons and insist that their time is coming.

2) An ectopus is not an appropriate date for the school dance.

3) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of this and make everyone pretend he died.

4) I will not ask ghosts if it's their time of the month.

5) I am not allowed to refer to myself as "King of Ghosts" even though Pariah Dark is gone and no one has stepped up to take the throne.

6) I am forbidden from taking ghosts on "human tours."

7) I am not allowed to trick the school into thinking I got a sex change using my cousin/clone. My cousin/clone is also not allowed to pull up her shirt in an attempt to prove this.

8) I am forbidden from teaching the school "ghost speak."

9) I will not suddenly show up in the teachers lounge in my underwear.

10) I am not allowed to bring candy back from the ghost zone.

11) -or feed said candy to my classmates.

12) Crucifixes do not ward off ghosts. I will not attempt this on Danny Phantom ever again because he will act like a dramatic little shit if I do.

13) I am not allowed to yell for imaginary ghosts to stop time because I don't want to take a math test.

14) I will not question Vlad's sexuality because of his excessive use of eyeliner.

15) I am forbidden from changing the morning Amity News jingle to the "Ghost Busters" theme song.

16) Freshmen will not be thrown into the Ghost Zone.

17) I will not attempt to contact the dead using rituals I found from a book in the library. I will just walk outside.

18) I will not make up a holiday called "Hug a Human Day."

19) -alternatively, I will not make up a holiday called "Hug A Ghost Day."

20) There is no such thing as bring a ghost to school day.

21) I will not give Danny Fenton sugar.

22) Trying to convince Casper High students that Danny Phantom is Danny Fenton's dead twin is not funny.

23) I may not have a private army.

24) While advocating ghost rights is good, holding rallies for it during lunch is not.

25) Despite popular belief, Vlad Masters is not soft and squishy. Do not treat him as such.

26) I will not melt if a pot of water is poured over me.

27) I will not make up fake ghost illnesses and convince the students of Amity that they have been infected.

28) I am forbidden from selling "It's not gay if he's dead" t-shirts for it upsets Danny Fenton greatly.

29) I will not mock Mr. Lancer's use of book title exclamations.

30) I will not attempt to convince my classmates that Pariah Dark was compensating for something.