"Flea, that was amazing." Patch said.
The Flea chuckled. "It's all good."
The merchants smiled to the two boys once they came back.
"Got the ticket?" the large merchant asked.
The Flea handed it to him.
"Thank you, they're right in that window then." the merchant smiled as he took the ticket.
The Flea smiled and grabbed the Tights of Tightness. "Vamonos, Patch!"
The merchant smiled, then looked down to Patch. "Um... Can I help you?"
"You two really look familiar," Patch said before recognizing them. "Wait, were you two magicians once?"
The male merchants looked to each other, then back.
"Umm... I think it's time for our lunch break." the big merchant said as the smaller one nodded.
"But!" Patch spoke up.
"Go, go, go, have a nice day, don't talk to strangers, stay in school, say no to drugs, bye!" the large merchant lightly shoved Patch out, shut the door and locked it.
"Hmm..." Patch glanced at them, then went with the Flea.
"That was close..." the large merchant sounded relieved.
"I'll say, you nearly got us in trouble!" Cherry said, folding her arms as she kept her aquamarine-colored wig on to keep up their disguise.
"Hey, I didn't know if someone would ask that question!" The large merchant glared.
The smaller merchant looked at him.
"I just can't believe he didn't even recognize me..." Cherry shrugged. "Trust me, I've seen Patch as a human."
"I just hope the boss doesn't find out..." the smaller merchant whimpered.
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK!" the large merchant glared at him.
"They're going to find out we're in on this evil plan sooner or later, you know..." Cherry said to them.
"Yes, I know, but until then, let's get to the boss," The large merchant said before asking. "By the way, what happened to your friend again?"
"The Boss took his soul..." Cherry looked away. "He took away our supernatural powers given to us... My alien vampire powers and his Wiccan, Hercules strength, and merman powers..."
"Oh, no, then those kids might be in some serious serious danger." The large merchant said.
"Like you care..." the smaller merchant mumbled.
"I will use you as a doorstop!" the large merchant threatened.
Cherry noticed it was getting darker. "They'll be making it to Vegas soon, we have to beat them there."
"Here..." the large merchant put a crimson and violet wig on her this time. "You might as well be my lovely assistant."
"Why does she have to be yours?!" The smaller merchant complained.
"Because, unlike you, I know a lot about women..." the larger merchant glanced at him.
"Oh, boy..." Cherry rolled her eyes.
"And what's that?" the smaller one asked.
"Well, they like money, shiny stuff, and magic tricks, SO THERE!" the larger merchant shouted at him as they changed into their suits while Cherry had to wear a Jessica Rabbit like dress.
"Well, what about caring about their feelings and about what they think?!" The smaller merchant shouted back.
"Oh, go to the next chapter already," Cherry broke the fourth wall. "You really wanna read these guys fight over nonsense?"
The merchants started to fight each other.
