"Patty, a better question is, Why does Kidd have on my dress?" Liz looked very confused.

"Hey, Big Sis! Isn't that the dress you needed for that party!" Patty looked Kidd up and down.

"Damn! It is! Kidd explain."

"Liz, don't you think we should looking for a boy for Maka?" Tsubaki gestured towards the sports store acroos the street.

"Oh yeah." Liz looked up.

"Wait. Why are you guys looking for a boy for Maka?" Kid exclaimed.

"Why are you in a dress?" Liz yelled back.

"Point taken." Soul said. They decided on a silence goodbye of nodding. The girls went acroos the street to the Sportin' Souls!, while the guy and the guy dressed in a dress ran into a bush when girls weren't looking. The girls walked as the only girls ever to come in of this filled with jocks, nerds, and pedos.

"Patty, hold me!" Liz was instantly frightened by nerds and NOT the pedos for some reason.

"Big Sis! It's ok." Patty went to hype-mode and started bouncing from shoe to shoe.

"Don't run, Patty!" Tsubaki started to run after her but someone bumped and fell on her.

"Why! HELL-O, Tsubaki!" The boy had fallen on her with best seat in the house for PANTIES! GLORIOUS PANTIES!.

"Um, uh!" Tsubaki was red as a tomato when she realized what just happened. She quickly jumped up like a boss, but her skirt flowed a little too much. So much that the Jocks whooed her on for more. She blushed even more. You would think that the manager would make them leave for being loud but honestly he was a die-hard pedo-bear.

Liz covered Tsubaki as Tsubaki went even more red if that were possible.

"Uh, Masahiko?" Tsubaki asked.

"Yes." He finally stood.

"Um, Do you like Maka?"

"As a friend, yeah. Why?" He tilted his head.

"Nothing! Just be the mall at 6:00 next Saturday."

"Ok?" Patty had gone a moment before all was now at Tsubaki and Liz's feet.

"Hey Tsubaki! You have the same yellow panties as Big Sis!" Patty said loud enough for the pedos to get a nosebleed. Liz quickly grabbed Tsubaki and Patty and ran like HELL when she heard the play a certain song and saw the Pedos closing in on them.

" I'm a freakin' pervert! I get off on little kids! I'm freakin' pervert! Someone should cut my balls off. . ."

TBC. . . .

A/N: This is really short! Swwy! But I just wanted to FINALLY make a chapter for all my PEDO-BEAR friends! But anyway I hope you find this funny as HELL. Getting over 50 reviews calls for a special chapter. If I get to 70 I'll have a different but really long special chapter! I promise! Love ya! Ja mata ne!