JAKKID166 VS BARRYLAWN VS ICANTYPING
CHAPTER 8: the biggest fan
"aaAAAAGH" said tha triple three of us barrylawn me and wright who were suckd through the phone (like wtf man are phones mad by vacuum companies in dis world or something smh)
wright got up off his face "o crap mr lawn where are we"
barry pulld out his deluxe scholar gps "idk man ike was sposed to be here but i dont see him"
"it loks like we are in cave" i said ajustin my glasses
"woa jakkid u have glasdes?" said wright
"yes" said me
"dat must mean youre really smart"
"o yed thank you i am a smart"
"HAHAAHA SIKE i jus kiddin you man you stupid"
"says the guy who eats sand"
"THAT WAS ONLY THE TWO TIMES"
anyway we walkd through the cave and i was shinin my flaslight on everythin there waz writin on the walls n shit it was weird but also kool cause i felt like alabama joe
"so wat is dis place" said wright
"this is tha cavr where legednary scholar ike n typing once taught his big knowledge" said lawn "but he seemz to be out at the moment so we oughta find wher he went like creppy stalker mans"
SUDENLY therr was a BIG SOUND
"WTF WAS THAT" said me and i pulld my gun out and jumpd behind wright ready 2 use him as a human sheeld
"do not fear my friends i comr in peace"
"AAH HE COME IN PEACE SHOOT HIM SHOOT HEEM" i said firin my gun everywher
"STOP THA FUCK" said tha man and he came outta the shad ows
"o SHIT" said lawn "I KNOW U"
"yes" said the man "it is i, ace jack idfahn"
"o shit" said me comin out from wright "ur the follower of tha legendary trio!"
"yes it is an honor to meet you sir and wright" said ace bowign to us
"we need ur help jack" said batty "we must find mr typing quick?, he deems to have gone mising"
"i see" say ace "well tehn let us find him quick"
ACE JACK IDFAHN JOINED YOUR PARTY
so we kept walkin thru the cave
"so" sayed me "your frist name is ace? dats pretty cool"
"no" say ace "ace is juts my title, my name is jack idfahn"
"o i see"
"btw the way" said he "what do u all need ike for aniway"
"o" said wright "gud question, wel u see thered these two SUPER FUKCIN ANOYIGN detectuve who are so gud at forgin evidrnce that they cannot be defeeted in court by just any person"
"right" say me "also they got donal trump on their side"
"dam dat sounds bad" said jack "ok well if barry trust you tehn i trust you, i wil asist you in assemblin the legednary trio of scholars"
"cool" say wright "so we need to find ike and whoever tha other one is"
"right" said me "i wodner who tha last one is"
"it is a secret passed down thru generation" said jack "only those who prov e themself worthy can know"
"and how in fuck name do i do dat" said wright
"that will come to see" said barrgy
SUDENLY therr was a BIG SOUND
"WTF WAS THAT" said me and i pulld my gun out and jumpd behind wright ready 2 use him as a human sheeld
"do not fear my friends i comr in peace"
"wait a minut this seem familiar" said me "dis is serious deja vu rite now"
"yes its just the sam thing so u can lower ur gun" said tha voice
"ok" said me and i eat my gun
"umm ok that works too" and thr man jumpd out of the SHADOWS and it was actually detectivs BLACK AND WHITE
"WHAT THE CRAP" SAID ME "HOW DID U FIND US"
"ah thank u for asking u see that is a simplr answers" say white and he pulld out a gps "we put a trackin device on ur gun while we were fightin"
"oh" said me "i probly shouldnt have eat it then"
"lol nope" said black "aniway its time for u all to come quietly and maybe wewill only forge u into third degree assault"
"I DENY" SAID wright and he pulld out he gun "lets do dis texas style"
"OH i see how it is" say black and he jump down and pulld out he gun "yea mr wright lets hav a good old fashion duel"
wright and black were at standoff standin off at each other doin that standoff stuf
"OK" said me "alow me to layout the ten duel comandments"
"wat fuck that we aint got no time for that" say black "turn tha doctor around for deniability then do tha countdown"
"fine" say me and i go over to wrighte "ok you know u cant kill him wright" i wispered
"yeah he too powrful" said wright
"no i mean ur the good guy you cant kill him u dont want he blood on your hand"
"but ive killed a bunch o people" say wright "even more then satan himsefl"
"SHUT UP" said me "litsrn thr only way youre gonna prove urself to him is if ur tha better man and so u aim your pistole at the sky instead"
"sky? but were in a cave"
"JUST DONT FUKCIN SHOOT HIM" said me and i startd countin down
"ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIV SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE"
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"um" say black "wat about ten'
"oh" said me "they dident say ten in the song"
"WHAT SONG"
"uh nvm TEN"
IN AN INSTANT burr and wright turnd around and shot their pitsols
wrights bulet missed black and hit a branch ovr he head
BUT BLACKS BULLET
HIT WRIGHTE RIGHT BETWEEN THA RIBS
"o shit" say blakc "HA I WON u suck at aimign wright" and he startd dancign
BUT it turnz out the bulet wright shot hit the ceeling of th CAVe and made a buncho rocks fall down and mak a wall between us nd the detrctivs
"FUCK" sayed black "WE WIL GET YUO NEXT TIME"
"WRIGHT" said me i ran over to heem who was bleedin out of his body, barry was holdin him "IS HE GONA BE OKAY MAN" shouted me
"well dis is present times so we have advancd medical technologis unlike the 1800s so probably" said jack
"BUT HOW R WE GONNA GET HIM TO A DOCTOR WERE IN A CAVE"
"idk man" said barry "lets turn round" and dey kept lookin for an exit carryin wright
TO BE CONTINUED
