Do you know what yeah sasuke saukra choji and the rest of them are the same age as Naruto and neji and them lot are just older the reason why I don't want to hear any bitching about that is because after some research I realised that Masashi Kishimoto made Naruto the same age as the other main genin in the canon even though seeing as Naruto failed the genin exam twice that would mean that he's to years older than them so :P I don't wana hear any bullshit ok
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Naruto was putting the finishing touches to his outfit he had already gone to trim his hair again ever since his change during the training it always grew by a few inches ever day and so was a regular at the barbers. He was currently dressed in a blue shirt that matched his eyes perfectly the tie to the same fashion his pant and jacket were of a slightly lighter shade of blue that completed everything perfectly his black shoes matching his black shino type glasses perfectly checking the last few details in his bedroom mirror he left his home heading for the hyuga mansion.
The home in question was a quaint little cottage type training facility on the out skirts of the village in a gentle clearing he choose it for it's seclusion and because at the time he had his sensei within him in for all his perverseness had coerced Naruto into buying it seeing as it was near the hot springs although Naruto only agreed to do this if he taught him his most powerful technique Jiraiya had out right refused to do so until they had checked out the garden and Jiraiya had heard the girls giggling upon climbing up one of the trees he simply fainted from a nose bleed at the sight of over twenty girls.
He took to the trees in order to get there respectfully early once there he was greeted by one of the hyuga branch members and escorted to the dining room.
"Ahhh Naruto how nice to see you again I take it that this night finds you well"
"Yes hyuga-sama it does and I trust that you are able to say the same and Hinata how are you"
"I'm fine Naruto it's nice to see you again"
"And you to Hinata"
A branch member walked into and whispered something into Hiashis ear.
"Excuse me please I have something that I must attend to I hopefully will not be to long please feel free to start dinner without me"
"Of course Hiashi-sama please do not hasten on my account"
"Yes farther"
"Hinata make sure that your classmate is comfortable"
"Of course farther"
"Wow I hate talking like that"
Hinata giggled silently.
"Why you talk pretty much like that all the time in class"
"Yeah but that's different I'm not use to talking like that in front of you in this kind of setting"
"Yeah I know what you mean and sorry about this ever since we started hanging out together fathers been planning our wedding you know how this clan stuff is"
"Naa don't worry about it I enjoy spending time with you after all and I don't normally have a reason to get dressed up now do I?"
"That is true every time you come class you look like you've just come out of a shinobi war and then all you do is sleep plus your so secretive about what you've bin up to"
She carried on counting off the many instances that narutos behavior had intrigued her while Naruto took in his surroundings his face once again setting into the blank expressionless look that it normally adopted.
"Naruto?"
"Naruto are you listening?"
"Of course Hinata"
"What did I say then?"
"….."
"Jackass and that's why I am going to kill all boys one day"
Naruto smirked at this comment ever since Hinata had met a very impressive kunoichi by the name of Anko Mitarashi there had been a serious change in the way that she viewed the world particularly in how she dealt with troublesome boys the woman in question who Naruto had made a personal note of making sure he befriended this particular person was apparently a former student of his senseis old teammate orochimaru.
And so the night passed on without incident as Naruto enjoyed the varying conversations of Hinata and her farther.
BRING BRING BRING BRING BRING BRING BRING
And so another alarm clock met its end at the wrath of the awakening uzamaki.
He washed and dressed in the insipid orange jump suite that he had to wear he made his way through the village still quite early for the academy no longer pestered by the annoying gazes of the villagers who had long sine gotten over the strange likeness that Naruto shared with the fourth hokage he had just gotten to the yard that held the pathway to the main door of the academy and was greeted by the demonic screeching of one Ino Yamanaka.
Knowing who and what must be around the corner Naruto began to make great strides towards the opposite end of the court yard but alas his peace was not meant to remain.
"Hey forehead look it's your boyfriend"
"What? ... eeeew no way ino pig more like your boyfriend"
"Yes way forehead that's your boyfriend so why don't you leave me and Sasuke-kun alone and give your boyfriend a big wet kiss from me"
At hearing this narutos worst fears were confirmed and around he strolled.
Sasuke was walking with an arrogant ease towards either the door or towards Naruto he could not tell as much as he might of hated Sasuke he had to admit his brother had trained him well he was almost as impassive as he was"
Before Sasuke turned into the door he paused and locked eyes with Naruto who merely looked at him as though he was a mildly interesting fly.
The two girls became quiet as they watched they could feel the tension between the two and as though they could not take it any longer the pink haired girl screamed.
"Yeah go Sasuke-kun take him out right now"
Not wanting to be out done y her love rival Ino punched the air with her fist and shouted at an equaled if not higher pitch.
"Yeah Sasuke-kun beat this stupid orange kid and then me and you can go on our date"
Sasuke glared at Naruto but after the little outburst of his so-called fan club he knew he had lost the morale high ground in the staring contest and so after one swift look where his eyes flashed red with three tomoe in each he continued into the room with the two girls tailing behind him.
"What was all that about?"
Hinata shikamaru and kiba followed closely by choji who was currently dealing with a bag of chips.
"Nothing just the uchiha brat trying to flex his muscles with me"
"Troublesome"
"You real need to get a new line nara the girls will start to think your retarded"
"Tsch what ever"
"HYA Naruto"
"Inuzaka one day I will remove your vocal cords everyday you see me you do the same thing and everyday I tell you there is no need to shout so loud when I am right in front of you"
Hinata just watched shikamaru and kiba glaring at Naruto and sighed before balling her hands into a fist and punching kiba in the back of his head sending him flying straight for Naruto who thanks to his training was able to neatly side step the predictable move.
"Tsch narutos right idiot my ear drums are sensitive and there for neat peace and calm tones and you Naruto what are you doing in so early class doesn't start for another ten minutes and you aren't due in for another two hours by your usual time keeping"
"Tsch what ever Hinata let's just go inside and sit I need to get comfy because as you said I have two hours worth of sleep to catch up on"
"Why you hit me for when you just shouted that entire sentence stupid chick and why does he call all of us by our last name and call you by your first name?"
The others used to hinatas dominative nature merely shuffled past the irritated kiba with many muffled crunches of hips as well as continued mutterings of 'troublesome'.
"Good mourning class"
"Good mourning Irukua sensei good mourning mizuki sensei"
"Now today we shall be learning about the different ninja villages"
And for the next hour that was all Naruto and shikamaru heard for they promptly fell asleep it wasn't until two well aimed pieces of chalk were fired at narutos and shikamrus head.
"Bakis wake up"
"What did I say fifteen minutes ago?"
Now seeing as the center of narutos forehead had a dull sting to it and he hadn't killed anyone sine the cloud ninja he had a mind to simply kill the chunin instructor but then he reasoned that the man did deserve his respect for although the Hokage appeared to have the utmost confidence in him he was no fool and so would have alerted his teachers to all the necessary information and therefore to still attack him would take a lot of courage.
And so he humored him.
"I don't know sensei well then I'm sure that you and your sleeping partner would not mind catching up on the necessary information after class then would you"
"…."
"Well I can't here your answer"
Then again
Naruto reasoned.
To simply take an arm would not hurt
He took a deep breath before answering.
"Yes sensei"
"Good anyway class"
And so the day continued without incident the class finally filling out for the end of the day leaving behind two pissed off ninja
"Here are the notes for today you must read study and duplicate before I get back in an hour you may begin"
And with that he left.
Once Naruto was sure the man was gone he settled into a more comfortable position with his chin resting on his arms in front of him on the table looking dead ahead.
"Aren't you going to do the work Naruto it really wouldn't go good for Irukua to come back and it not be done"
"Tsch that is not necessary nara"
"Naruto what are you hiding and why are you hiding it?"
At this sentence Naruto perked up he had thought that this would be an hour of his life wasted awhile he waited for an angry chunin to return and shout at him while resisting the urge to kill him.
"What do you mean nara?"
"You are a lot more powerful than anyone in our class I doubt even Sasuke could beat you and yet you don't do any work and you rarely stand up for yourself with Sasuke an…"
Shikamaru stopped for Naruto was chuckling it was an odd sound but one that chilled him to the bone it was an evil thing and something that he had wished he hadn't heard and perhaps these feelings had showed on his face for Naruto stopped chuckling with visible effort.
"And what is so funny?"
"Well you say I am ahead of my time well you know you're a lot smarter than me and I know that your a lot smarted than me and yet you do even less work than me why is that nara"
Shikamaru smiled in spite of himself.
"Tsch I just find any type of labor taxing shit I don't even wank because I can't be bothered to move my arm so much"
"HAHAHA"
"Hmm I like you nara wana go for a walk?"
"Sure but what about our work?"
"Don't worry I got that covered kage bunshin no jutsu"
Shikamrus eyes went wide Naruto then turned to the boy and allowed his gaze to travel over the lazy boy.
"Henge"
Shikamaru smiled.
"Tsch show off"
There were four people in the room now two narutos and two shikamarus the two clones began diligently at their work as the two friends walked out the room to head for no where in particular.
An hour and a half later a slightly staggering Irukua entered the classroom that held to of his 'students'.
"Well have the classes lay abouts done the work that they failed to complete in class?"
"Yes sir"
The two clones walked up to the desk that the chunin had occupied and handed him the work.
His eyes wondered over the pages in a daze his eyes unfocused.
"Yeah well what ever you better not make it happen again or else I will have to use my ultimate jutsu on you and it is pretty powerful because I could have been a legendary sanin and….(indistinct grumbling)…..ohhh Anko-chan you are naughty but wont those snakes hurt me if you make them do that?..."
The clones merely gazed at the now sleeping chunin now mumbling in his sleep about his various saucy adventures involving different kunoichi of the village before grining and then dissipating.
In a grassy clearing two young boys rested from time to time lazily pointing out shapes in the clouds all of a sudden Naruto simply burst out laughing not the evil chuckle that he had heard before but a very childish laughter shikamaru just sat up and watch the blond haired ninja simply rolling around.
"Hey do share the joke what's so funny"
"Hmm I don't think you have the proper training to know just trust me the next time Irukua starts shouting at you mention Anko and see what happens"
Raising an eyebrow shikamaru was about to question the boy on his statement before he felt drowsy and opted to simply lay back down.
"Tsch whatever troublesome blonde"
As dusk fell around the two boys Naruto watched shikamaru getting up.
"Time for us to be going our separate ways for now I think"
"Yeah you're probably right"
"I'll see you tomorrow Naruto"
"Yeah bye shikamaru"
The two boys paused before continuing their walk back to their respective homes.
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