Chapter 8: Oruchimaru

Oruchimaru: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Did you think that battle would be easy!?!?

Naruto: Actually…yes. For a second there, we thought that the battle would be easy.

Sasuke: I second that speech.

Kakashi: I triple that speech.

Oruchimaru: Well now you have to face me! Oruchimaru!!!

Oruchimaru: Oh yeah! You can hand over Sasuke now.

Sasuke: OK.

Sasuke walks over to Oruchimaru. Before he can get there, Sakura comes and stops him and forcefully carried him back. Kakashi made sure that Sasuke wasn't going anywhere. So when he was back, he took out a rope and frantically tied him, dug a very deep hole, put him in the hole and buried him. For making sure that he was packed up tight, Naruto stomped on the pile making sure he was dead. Then, Kakashi came in and kept slapping him and beating him to make sure he was unconscious. He picked him up and put him farther away from the battle spot. He did the same thing that he did to Sasuke. They finally get back into the battle…

Oruchimaru: Before we start the battle, I would like to make a quick word to the Narrator. STOP WRITING SO MUCH!!! IT MAY BE FUNNY, BUT STOP WRITING SO MUCH!!!

Kakashi: OK. Let's get on with the battle!

So after a lot of writing from the-

Narrator: I'm back! Kakashi, stop trying to take my place as the narrator. You already have a place in the story I'm writing. If you're going to be the narrator, at least make it sound good. So as I was going to say…

After he was done with Naruto, Kakashi starts the fight into a long boring story. Well skip the battle OK? All you need to know is that Oruchimaru lost.

Oruchimaru: huff puff huff puff huff puff

Kakashi: You lost. Now get out of our sight.

Oruchimaru: I would, but I'm very tired.

Kakashi: I thought I wouldn't have to resort to this move.

He walks up to Oruchimaru

Kakashi: ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!!!

Oruchimaru: OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!

He starts to fly in the air and falls an hour later.

Kakashi: That'll teach him.

Sakura: What about Sasuke and Naruto?

Kakashi: I'll deal with them.

He digs them out. It took two hours because he forgot where he put them.

Sasuke: So… who won?

Sakura: Do you see Oruchimaru anywhere?

Naruto and Sasuke: No…

Kakashi: What she's trying to say is that we won the battle.

Sasuke: Ok. So where are we going now…

Kakashi: Were going to train right here for the big battle.

Sasuke: You're right. My brother's strong.

Kakashi: Right.

Naruto: Well, let's start!

Kakashi: Well, I see you're pumped…

Naruto: Well of course! Man, I mean seriously! We have been buried for two hours!!!

Sasuke: He's right for once. We missed the second part of the training. And that was Oruchimaru.

Kakashi: Are we going to train or what?

Sakura: Yes! Let's train!!!

To be continued…