DISCLAIMER: S. Meyer wrote Twilight and I wrote the Big Newton

Chapter 8: The Big Newton

(BPOV)

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Fuck, Edward would not stop going on about that Italian guy, Volari, or Volvo, or whatever the hell. Even Alice and Rose came by – we had to have sex of course. I was sure to film it for my MySpace page.

"Having Sex with my Vamp BB's Bitches!"

Woo, this one got almost a thousand hits.

Oh shit, I found out all those hits were from one person, TheBigNewton89.

WTH?!?!?!?!?!

I had to find this Big Newton guy. And where the hell did my pads go?! I'm going to put my Nanny Teddy in the bathroom next time I'm on my period.