A/N Sorry for the uber-long update, pplz! Gomen-nasai! I have to learn how to play the tuba by the 15th of this month, and i've been dedicating most of my time to that. I'm gonna try my hardest to make this the longest chappie yet! oh and btw, my bday was the 13th! i'm gonna finally get my permit! WOOT!
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, it'd be more of a comedy, the char.'s would be crappily drawn, and me and my friends would be the main characters. Same for HP, except for the drawing part. anyway, i don't on anything in this but the potline and some original and inside jokes.
'boo' -sorting hat/demon/inner self/ thinking
"Boo" -regular speak
"Boo" -japanese speak
(boo) -author's notes
Sorting Ceremony:
It was finally Naruto's turn. Actually, it was finally the ninjas turns in general! And, they were in no particular order, so they just sorta looked like a blob of first years, if it weren't for their height and all.
"This year, we will have visitors from another school in Japan called The Kege School of Witchcraft and Wizzardry visiting us. They will also be sorted and will be in Houses."
"...Narato Uxzamuki...?" (the way my mom pronounces his name. She's...odd...) Naruto looked up at what he thought was something similar to his name, though it was a little...off...
Either way, he got up and headed over to the stool. The wizzards and witches were staring at him and his odd headband, muttering something about muggle shows.(Naruto is still a tv show in the real world.) He sat on the stool.
'hmm...a very intriguing mind you have, young one. You have seen death, loneliness, pain, and so many other things that a young man your age should never have to see.'
Naruto was gripping the seat with one hand, the other near his kunai pouch, which was hidden under his robe.
'back off, crazy hat. this kid's my vessel.i control his mind. just put 'im in gryffindor.' Said Kyuubi form the depths of Naruto's concience.
'fine.'
"GRYFFINDOR!"the hat shouted.
Naruto, startled by the hat's random shout, went and sat down at the Gryffindor table.
"Mr. Sabakyu...?" Said Professor McGonagal(sp?). "Pronounced wrong, but still not a bad idea(1)"
Gaara walked up to the stool and the hat was placed on his head. "hmm...before looking into your mind, i would have put you in Slytherin. but the rest of your mind is very kind to the people you love and care about...also high in power..."
"GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the hat. Gaara went to the seat next to Naruto and crossed his arms, awaiting the next sorting.
"Next is... Hienata Hyuugyua...?" "what's with all these weird, foreign names, i wonder...they have a ring to them that you can tell there's something different...almost like any one of these kids could kill you at any moment if they wanted to..."
Slytherin Table
Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle were making fun of all the new students. That was, until the pale, blind girl that Malfoy bumped into on the train came uo to the stool. As she sat down, her long, purple hair reached down to her waist, and her eyes were so easy to get lost in. And-wait...Some guy was following her onto the stage. He had the same eyes as her, and he was acting as if he was her protector. Malfoy suddenly felt enraged. HE would be the fallen-angel's protector. Not. Him. He stood up and drew his wand.
"Malfoy? What are you doing?! Sit down and put your wand away!" said Crabbe.
"See that girl right there?"
"Yea, what about her?"
"OK, see the gremlin next to her, following her around like a protector?"
"Yea, so?"
"That girl will be mine."
"But...Malfoy! She's officially a-"
"A what?! She's perfect!"
"GRYFFINDOR!"
Malfoy went white. Whiter than a white cloud. So white that Shikamaru coulda hung him from the ceiling and watched him like a cloud!
Back With the Shinobi
"Ne, ne, why are we all being sorted mainly into this house?! All of us are in this now. They just put Shikamaru in, too! What's up with that?!" stated Naruto
"I guess this one was the most vacant." said Kiba. "I'm just happy they allow pets!"
"I think they all do." said Tenten.
"So?! You don't know everything!"
"She knows more than you!" said Chouji.
"Hey." Said Shikamaru, joining the conversation.
"Hey." They all said in unsion(sp?).
Golden Trio(4 seats away from shinobi)
"Man! Those new kids are really popular! Who would've known that we've been hanging out with the new populars of Hogwarts all this time!" stated Ron.
"Well, it is quite odd how they've all been sorted into Gryffindor. It is true that the numbers of students sorted into Gryffindor have dropped significantly, but this is too much!"
"You've got a point Hermionie. So do you, Ron. Let's go sit with them. It wouldn't hurt."
"Ok."
Shinobi
At one point, Dumbledore had said "Begin The Feast!" so now, there's food.
"Oye, iht's Harry, Ron an' Hurmyonee! Wazzup guys?" said a Naruto whose face was stuffed with one of his new favorite treats, Pumpkin Pie.
"Hey guys." said Hermionie.
"Look out, Slimeball Jr. at 4:35-ish." said Ron.
"Well, if it isn't Weasle, Muddy, Pothead, and their little entorauge(sp?) of mudbloods." He walked over to Hinata and took her hand. "Except for you." Suddenly, Neji and Naruto each had a kunai at Draco's throat and had a hold of Draco's arm. (i think i'm gonna start calling Naruto and Neji the 'N' Men. Neji, Naruto. lol.)
"Stay away from Hinata." they both said flat-out. Neji for the fact that he was still Hinata's protector and Naruto because he was about to ask her to be his girlfriend. And in their eyes, he was doomed.
I'm gonna have to end it here... Gomen-nasai for the long wait...i know, i really suck for this...i'm not used to writing pairings, and i've been having computer troubles...in all, i can't express how sorry i am...
EXTRAS! W00T!
Ok, this one i had from my account on Quizilla. it's a bit long, and i edited it for extra funniness.
Me: Okay! Here we are with Team 7 from Konoha!
Naruto: Hi!
Sakura: Hello
Sasuke: ...
Me: And here with them is their sensei, Kakashi!
Kakashi: Shut up! I'm trying to red my book!
Me: Okay...Continuing! Also here are some of their best friends! Starting with...Orochimaru!
Naruto: I'm gonna kill you!
Me: Hey! Hey! hey! I thought you guys were best friends just like...
Inner Sakura: She's gonna say 'sakura and sasuke' I just know it!
Me: Ino!
Sakura: what are you doing here?!
Ino: Hey, I'm not gonna leave you and Sasuke alone! He's mine!
Me: Well, next up was
Itachi, but...
Sasuke: I'M GONNA KILL JOO!!!!!
Me: Hold up! There are more people waiting to be introduced!
Zatch: Is this Studio 1-D?
Me: Down the hall. Inuyasha can take you there.
Zatch: Thanks!
Inuyasha:Let's go, kid.
Zatch: Hey! I'm not a kid! I might be short, but I'm meant to be like this! Unlike Ed...
Ed: I'M GONNA KILL U ALL!!! I'M NOT A SHORT LITTLE CHIBI! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT!
Me: Uh...I guess Zabusa should just stay behind scenes, right?
Zabusa: Wrong-o! and look! I even brought a couple of friends!
Me: Oh, well...Let's see here...There's Crocodile...and a Homunculus...and a Rat demon...and...ya know what? I'm just gonna ge outta here befor-
Naruto: Hey, Luffy! What's
up?
Luffy: Nothing, you?
Naruto: I'm alright...Hey, do you or your crew know any of these guys?
Luffy: Yea! That's Crocodile!
Inuyasha: Uh-oh. A demon. I'd better take care of this...
Al: Brother, isn't that our Homunculus?
Ed: I think so, but...I'm not sure...
Me: It's a war! Who said this was a good idea?! Alchemists, Ninjas and Demon Slayers, oh my!
Hikaru: Is this where the Go tournament is?
Ichigo: I don't think so. All I know is that I'm 15 minutes early for an interview with gaaraisMINE123. Oh, and you do know you have a soul standing next to you, right?
Hikaru: How'd you know about Sai!
Ichigo: I just do.
Rukia: Is this typical...?
Mew Ichigo: I don't think so...
Aang: Ummm...i think i got the wrong room.
Ed: bumps into Ichigo Sorry. IM GONNA KILL U!
Ichigo: Watch where ur goin g shortie!
Al: Brother, the Homunculus!
Kyo: Zakir!
Naruto: HAHA! MISSED!
Orochimaru: Sasuke...I will have you...
Sasuke: Itachi...I will kill you...
Itachi?
(safe in the Konoha Library)
Folgore: Man! That was a-fun!
Sesshomaru: Yes. It was actually quite amusing to send enemies of everyone to piss everyone off.
Leader-senpai: Yes...we shold do this more often...
