-Two days later-
(Monica is practically bursting with happiness, and Chandler can't wait to tell everyone. Tonight was the first time they could get everyone together after Valentine's Day, so they were now all having lunch at Subway.)
Chandler: So did you guys do anything fun for Valentine's Day?
Mr. Geller: Oh yes. We had a wonderful time, right Judy?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, Jack. It was amazing.
(Ross and Rachel both gagged. They knew what had happened that night.)
Monica: Okay, um, so what about you guys? Did you just have like in-nights?
(Ross nodded, and Rachel was still.)
Ross: Carol was out of town, so me and Rachel decided to… see a movie.
Rachel: Yeah. And don't even ask, because it was a really good movie.
Ross: Mm hm. Good good good. Very good movie.
Rachel: Good.
Chandler: You guys are being weird.
Monica: Who cares? I have something to show you guys!
(Monica held out her hand, which had the pretty ring on her finger. Everyone gasped when they saw it, except Chandler, of course.)
Monica: I'm engaged!
Ross: Wow! That's fantastic!
(Rachel just squealed.)
Mr. Geller: Oh, that's so great! My little Harmonica is getting married!
Rachel: How did he do it?
Monica: Oh, it was so nice! Tell them, sweetie.
Chandler: I bought the ring a week ago, and I knew Valentine's Day would be the best time to pop the question. So once I felt the moment was right, I got down on one knee, made my speech and proposed.
Monica: It was such a touching speech.
(She kissed Chandler happily.)
Mrs. Geller: When is the wedding?
Chandler: We have not decided on a date yet. We want to get everything perfect, but the sooner the better, right Mon?
Monica: We just can't wait to be married.
Chandler: Cue dance number.
(They all laughed as Chandler started to do a little dance and sing a song.)
Chandler *Singing*: Oh, what a wonderful day this is! I'm getting married! Oh what a wonderful life this is! I'm getting married and becoming a father soon!
Ross: Oh, what a wonderful day! My sister is getting married!
Mr. Geller: Oh, what a wonderful day! My daughter is getting married and becoming a Mommy soon!
(Soon they all started singing along and having fun. It was a very good day.)
-The next day-
(Rachel and Monica were talking about the wedding and what kind of flowers and dress and food and stuff. They have similar taste, except Rachel's ideas are expensive!)
Monica: So I want like a V-neck dress, or maybe one that is strapless.
Rachel: Yeah. Diamond encrusted, of course.
Monica: Diamonds?!
Rachel: Duh. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Monica: That's just silly stuff. Dogs are a man's best friend, but Chandler is afraid of them!
Rachel: Really?
Monica: I think so! He freaked when a dog tried to sniff him at the park the other day!
(Rachel laughed, then smiled.)
Rachel: What shoes are you going to wear?
Monica: Something white. Velvety looking, maybe.
Rachel: With sapphires in the heel!
Monica: Now that's just crazy talk.
Rachel: Only as crazy as emerald lined pantyhose.
(Monica made a weird face.)
Monica: Sounds like it would be uncomfortable.
Rachel: You're right. We'll go with the opal bra.
Monica: No one needs that much support!
(Rachel sighed loudly, obviously being silly.)
Rachel: You just don't like any of my ideas, do you?
Monica: Well…
(She reached over and grabbed Rachel's notepad, then looked it over.)
Monica: Ruby jewelry sounds pretty. They might make some fake stuff that won't be so expensive. Or we can sacrifice the ice sculpture and use the money from that!
Rachel: Great idea!
(She wrote it down in their idea column. They were having a lot of fun, and they would for several hours to come.)
-Meanwhile-
(Chandler and Ross were sitting at Pizza Hut eating lunch when Ross decided to ask about the wedding plans.)
Ross: So what kind of flowers are you getting?
Chandler: Don't know. Monica's picking.
Ross: Oh, okay. Is there going to be an ice sculpture?
Chandler: Maybe.
Ross: Do you know about any of the plans?
Chandler: I know I'm wearing a suit.
Ross: Well of course. What kind?
Chandler: Whatever Monica picks out.
(Ross laughed and went back to eating his pizza. Being a guy was much simpler when it came to making wedding plans.)
-At the Geller house, same time-
(Jack and Judy Geller were sitting in the living room drinking coffee, as Mr. Geller remembered Valentine's Day.)
Mr. Geller: So… Judy… the other night… the foot thing was nice. Do you want to do it again?
(Mrs. Geller looked at him oddly.)
Mrs. Geller: What do you mean, Jack? I never touch your feet. Your feet are disgusting. I mean, would it kill you to wash them once in a while?
Mr. Geller: But… I remember… What…?
(He stared out the window oddly, not knowing what touched his foot the other night. A dust bunny? A ghost? A ferret? It could have been anything. However, Mr. Geller personally liked to believe it to be a flying sandwich.)
