Hey 'Guest', guess what? I actually was going through all my reviews to see who I had to thank and I saw your first one, and thought I should do that. But now, after you're incessant BITCHING I will NOT add that shit to my Characters list, so SUCK IT AND LOVE IT.
If you don't want to read this FanFiction, then DON'T. (Btw thank you 'Merry Christmas')
But to those that want to, and do, know that I love u guys XD!
"Any plans on where we're going?" Zaranicus asked grimly while looking back at his only conscious passenger.
"What's the attitude for?!" Akona shouted furiously at him. She didn't have time for his bitchyness, she needed a plan.
"Well now you know how you sound…" He mumbled while looking forward again.
"Uhuh." She crossed her arms and sat up straighter. "We need the P99. It had those damned darts that brought us here."
"A…dart brought you here? Were you high?" He trembled at the thought, as if a high Akona was deadly (it is).
She shrugged, ignoring him. "But I can't find it, I don't even know if it came through with us. And it would take me God knows how long to build everything from scratch with this technology." Akona said while gesturing over London.
"…"
"We need someone who can find it. But who the fuck finds things in this universe?" At this point Esther whispered something about a man named Ted.
"Cops find people." Zach suggested.
"No cops, please."
"The C.I.A.?"
"Zach the C.I.A. was founded in the 1940's" Akona informed.
"Well bears can find stuff with their noses, mine isn't too bad in this form." He proceeded to sniff the air around him and ended up inhaling the smoke from a chimney bellow, causing his eyes to flash red for a second before they became a calming blue again. Zaranicus shivered.
"Smell…Dogs find stuff…PLUTO!"
BREAK
Esther's head hurt like a motherfucker when she finally awoke. The bright light of day seared her eyes once she opened them. Groaning angrily the half ginger pushed herself up from the form she was draped across, noticing it was Zach. They were in a garden, the Phantomhive garden…
"Look, Sebastian I swear to God it was an accident." She grumbled while sitting up properly on the alicorn. "Please, no torture."
"You're safe dumbass." Her bro's reprimanding and quite annoyed tone came from behind her. Esther turned around to see Akona brushing herself off.
"Oh yay!" the shorter girl cheered and hopped off Zach, who stood off to the side grazing like a normal horse. 'So why the hell are we here, won't Sebastian attack us?"
"He's not here." Zaranicus said through a mouthful of grass.
"How do you know?" Esther asked the black animal. He stiffened for a second and his ears went back in what looked to be embarrassment.
"It doesn't matter bro, we need Plu Plu to help us find the gun." Akona spoke up, certain that she was clean now.
Esther's eyes widened in joy, or possibly as a side effect of the 'future water' (A/N Fucking finally! I got the title in the damn story FUCK YEAH!). She absolutely loved the demon hound. "Where is he?!"
"I don't know." Akona muttered while looking around.
They wandered for some time through the immaculate garden while calling out for the silver-haired dog. Zach followed them nervously and kept his eyes glued to the tree line in case Sebastian were to appear on the scene. They rounded the southern wall and came face to face with Mey-Rin.
Her glasses were off, in other words she was ready to kill the intruders, her Amber eyes blazing with rage. There was no doubt in either bros' minds that she and the other servants had seen the dead Ciel in his study. They were rather fucked.
"Who the hell are you!?" She screamed, though the young woman was now shedding tears she was still very badass in doing so.
Bard and Finny appeared from the kitchen doors, armed with their own equipment. Akona stood In front of Esther and out came her butterfly knife with a flash of silver. The maid didn't wait for an answer and fired three rounds, conserving her ammunition and hoping to scare the girls into speaking.
Zach spooked, once again, and took off into the clouds. Fucking pussy… Akona thought as she deflected the bullets with her knife. From her ass pocket (That would be the back pocket to you) she whipped out two more knives, simple ones. The Shinigami threw the knives with the flick of her wrist at an amazing speed. One grazed the cheek of Mey-Rin while the others missed when she dodged them.
Esther snuck out from behind her bro and ran along the wall, attracting the attention of Finny and Bard. They both attacked her, Bard with his rifle and Finny with his bundles of wood (faggots?). The wood crashed through the stone wall of the mansion, creating a gaping hole. Esther ran surprisingly fast enough to evade Bard's bullets and once near the two, she threw a hard right hook at the chef.
The girl gasped in shock when she saw His jaw break completely. She could box but his was some serious shit. The shocked pyromaniac fell to the ground while Finnian charged Esther with a battle cry, his own fists raised to punch her with his own mighty force. She met him with a punch of her own and her knuckled met his with a flash of silver before they both went flying backwards.
Meanwhile Akona deflected the bullets sent her way by Mey-Rin, slowly getting closer to the maid. Bard lay on the ground, clutching his jaw while grasping for his gun. Once she got close enough, the half Belgian sent a bullet ricocheting towards Mey-Rin's face. The sterling silver bullet scratched the maid's face and lit it in a blaze as the pain swept across her features. Akona took her chance to knock out the ginger and did the same for Bard while Esther got the better of Finny.
"Fuck me." Esther said while gasping for breath. "They can fight." She was bent over, limbs shaking.
"Not really bro, we've faced contractors and they're just human. Are you okay?" Akona asked the shorter girl. Her curly haired friend was still gasping for breath while she felt warmth on the side of her head. Touching her temple her fingertips came away stained with a rainbow liquid. "Bro?"
Esther wiped her hands on her shorts and stood up, using her hair to hide the wound. "No, yeah I'm fine."
"Right." Akona stared hard at her bro and narrowed her eyes; she knew when Esther was hiding something from her.
"Come on, we need to tie them up." Esther said, changing the subject while she could. The shorter girl hopped through one of the gaping holes in the wall and into the manor. As she reached the doorway Tanaka came from the hallway.
He was in his non-chibi form and stared at the girls as they froze. No way in hell would they fight the steward unprovoked. He was an object of their respect. The older man looked at his fallen comrades and stood aside, whether from knowing he could lose or from an unknown motive. As Esther passed him slowly he held out a silver key with the word 'Pluto' inscribed on it. She took the key and ran down the hall, frightened that he would change his mind and come after them. As Akona passed she nodded his was before following her bro.
They zigzagged through the hallways looking for the right door when the two girls came across a shed outside. Under the lean-two was none other than Pluto, in his dog form. Akona noticed a slight frown on her bro's face and smirked. "What did you wanna see his junk?" She teased.
"N-no! Damn nigga turn it down!" she squealed, waking the demon hound. "I was thinking of something else." Like my weird ass blood.
"Sure, whatever." She looked towards the giant white dog, who was sitting up and sniffing her pockets now. She took out a treat from the Undertaker and gave it to him. "Why did Tanaka give us a key if Pluto was only in a shed?" she asked to no one in particular.
"Don't care, we need him to track our shit down right?" Akona nodded, "Well give him something that smells like the 21st century."
"…" Akona looked down. "Welll~"
"Motherfucker." Esther held her head in her hands. "I swear the one time you think something through fully I will flip shit in joy bro."
"I look forward to it."
"But meanwhile we have a tracker with NO FUCKING SCENT TO FOLLOW." The German phrase sporting teenager yelled at her bro.
Pluto stole a cookie from Akona's pocket and munched on it happily. "Well…" the taller girl started. "there's always your phone."
"Undertaker has it, and it wasn't even mine remember." She shrugged in saying.
"Still, it hasn't been exposed to this century as much as anything else has, and a phone has an encased circuit board. Nothing more 21st Century than an iPhone." Akona looked up at the cloudy sky as a few raindrops fell from the grey clouds. "Zach probably won't come back soon so we'll have to ride 'dis bitch into town."
Esther smiled. "Riding Pluto into pound town."
I KOW I FUCKING NOW. Way to long since an update and a not so funny chapter. BUT BEAR WITH ME. My dog died so don't be too harsh, it's been a rough week. (he did die of eating chewing gum, not a very noble death and I never really liked him much but STILL. Have pity, just this once?)
Btw, neither girl in this fic is homosexual/bisexual. Getting that point across because Esther saying 'Pound Town' may give off a certain vibe, but it's meant as generally as possible, not gender specific.
And if that Guest rants ONE MORE FUCKING TIME about my characters list I will FLIP SHIT.
