Me: sorry for not updating yesterday, I feel really bad because I'm going to camp for a week, and I can't update, so as soon as I get back I'll write another chapter!
Nick: really long introduction today, huh?
Me: yeah. Anyways I think I should do the disclaimer this time.
Nick: ok then, I'll say roll film.
Me: ok, so I, fangirlgonesupernova, do not own Tokyo mew mew or anything else mentioned in this fic.
Nick: roll film!
Me: that's my line!
Chapter seven:
A post that is extra long, because I will be gone for a week.
Torch: ok, so while I'm gone, the whole cast can have a week off!
Everyone: YAY!
Torch: except for masabaka, who has to die twice every day
Masabaka: aw!
Torch: ok, so today, we have five reviews, from MoonlightMew513, characard, kisshu is cool, sailor phoenix black, and nickn091.
Livvykitty: heres the first review.
Oh wow this could not be any better. Pai, Kisshu, and Tart no you do not get any say in the wedding you are getting maired to them so deal with it! Any who time for the dares. Dares- Mint: You must give Torch $10,000,000 if you don't have it all borrow some from Ryou I heard he is rich too. Tart: You and pudding are soo cute together. Since you said you love her I will give you pie! Deep Idiot: "fall" into a whole of scorpions and snakes! Truths- Torch: Why can't we have Kisshu and Pai kiss? Zing: Is Sven still beating you at cards? That's all I got update soon!
Torch: hahaha, like there was any argument that they had an opinion, anyways, mint! Give my ten million dollars!
Mint: what? I can give you half, Ryou, do you have half?
Ryou: yes, but I don't want to give it to the she-beast without the beast part!
Torch: grr… *hands catch on fire, due to phoenix powers.* what was that?
Ryou: I said that you're a she-beast, you always torture us! I hate you! so does everyone else! We hate all of the hostesses!
All the hostesses: you guys hate us?
Masabaka: you do kill me all the time…
Keiichiro: I haven't been mentioned since I had to cut my ponytail off, so I don't hate you because I haven't died yet.
Ichigo: you got me and Kish together, so I like you!
Kish: I agree with Ichigo!
Pudding: Pudding likes all the onee-Chans Na no da!
Tart: you guys are pretty cruel, but it mostly isn't to me, so I don't hate you
Deep blue: hate
Blue knight: I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN MENTIONED IN THREE CHAPTERS!
Pai: don't hate, don't like.
Zakuro: like you guys, you said you would plan our weddings.
Mint: hate you!
Nagihiko: yeah, I just got here so…
Rima: what you say, some of it is funny
Lettuce: most of you are nice
Sardon: I don't know, (A/n: YAY! His first line ever!)
Torch: so the majority of them like us!
Livvykitty: You guys are nice!
Mewmewbanira: I like you guys to!
Dutch: so ryou is wrong!
Ryou: fine, heres my half
Mint: and my half
Torch: YAY! Money! Who wants pizza?
Everyone: YAY!
Fifteen minutes later
Zing: * pulls out sword and slices…a pizza*
Torch: ok, next dare, kokoro ikisatashi, want to read this one?
Kokoro ikisatashi: tart, you and pudding are cute together, so heres pie for saying you love her!
Tart: the dessert?
Kokoro ikisatashi: yep!
Tart: cool!
Pudding: can pudding have some Na no da?
Tart: ok. * splits pie*
Tsuki: next dare! Deep idiot, "fall" into a whole pit of snakes and scorpions! *pushes*
Deep blue: I hate you all!*falls*
MoonlightMew513: Torch: Why can't we have Kisshu and Pai kiss? Zing: Is Sven still beating you at cards?
Torch: because it's wrong!
Zing: no, I beat him, now were eating Mexican food
Torch: where did you get the Mexican food?
Zing: Guadalajara's *starts humming mariachi loco*
Torch: where's my quesadilla?
Zing: here *gives*
Dutch: next review!
Yay update if u need to know about rima and nagi tell me and ill pm u though it might contain some spoilers and if u don't want that tell me don't pm me though cuz I don't have my emails on this trip and wasn't InuYasha and kagome married at the end of the final act cuz kagome calls seshsomeru onii-chan if I remember right BTW u forgot Masabaka dare but I don't care :D dares: have EVERYONE sing tonight tonight Pudding and Tart go to a desert island still hand cuffed Pai and Zakuro do the same as last time but say they're getting married ;D Kish and Ichigo go to the planet and announce they're dating and kiss pudding and tart do the the previous still hand-cuffed Masaya they say u get ur true wish if u hang ur self with this rope (it means he dies just to make sure) I don't have a catch phase really but if u get me mad I normally say shut up or ill stuff this down ur throat *holds up random object* BTW if u have not seen Rima is actually not that mean u'll fing out why she acts mean soon C U SOOOOOOONNNNNNNN~
Torch: I wouldn't know about the ending, I got banned from it before I could finish, but if they did *fan girl shriek* oh and I saw that episode so I understand. Now we all have to sing!
*everyone sings* (A/n: what the heck is this song, I haven't heard it before!)
Torch: wow most of the authoresses were good, but Ichigo and Mint suck.
Ichigo and mint: WHAT?
Torch: and why did we let masabaka sing?
Dutch: I have no clue.
Torch: NO NO NO! I AM NOT HARRY POTTER!
Everyone but zing: what? *everyone looks at torch, she has a lightning bolt thing on her forehead, like harry potter, in eyeliner, Zing is standing next to her with said eyeliner*
Livvykitty: why?
Dutch: huh?
Mewmewbanira: what's going on?
MoonlightMew513: why did she?
Torch: I have a line on my head for no reason, and zing likes to do that to make me look like harry potter.
Chara-Chan: strange.
Torch: Pudding and Tart go to a dessert island still handcuffed.
Tart and Pudding: what? *poof*
Torch: can you…oh crap!
Dutch: what?
Torch: I just watched Kish is a cheerleader!
Dutch: and?
Torch: I can't believe I made him do that! Lol, can you guys take care of this? I have to wash this off my forehead!
Livvykitty: leave it to us!
MoonlightMew513: the next dare is for Zakuro and Pai, do the same as last time, but say you're getting married!
Pai: WHAT? Ok…
Zakuro: wow, this show is so weird. *they teleport*
Livvykitty: ok, Kish and Ichigo go to Kish's planet, announce that you're dating, and kiss!
Kish: OH YEAH! *teleports*
Chara-Chan: ok the next requires tart and pudding *poofs them in*
Pudding: oh, were back!
Tart: good, you guys need us again! What is it?
Chara-Chan: go to your planet; announce your dating, and kiss, still handcuffed.
Tart: *sigh* fine. *teleports*
Kokoro ikisatashi: is torch done?
Torch: IT WON'T COME OFFF!
Kokoro ikisatashi: I guess not, ok masabaka, they say you get your wish if you hang yourself with this *holds up rope*
Masabaka: YAY! *hangs self*
Dutch: YES!
MewmewBanira: too bad we need to revive him when we need him.
MoonlightMew513: yes, but then we get to kill him again!
MewmewBamira: good point.
InuYasha: next review!
ello I think I know who Mint likes...Tree hugger probably anyhow can I be on your show I have long brown hair, blue eyes, pale skin, and I have on a black shirt, jeans, and boots Likes: Masaya torturing and Kish Dislikes: Elmo, Barney, Justin Bieber, and Masaya Dares Masaya: Handcuff yourself to a giant spinning bulls eye target and let anyone who wants to maim you Unfortunately that's all I've got :(
Tsuki: as torch would say: Of course! You sound awesome! *poofs*
Kisshu is cool: huh? What happened to my blueberry pop tart?
Tsuki: welcome to fangirlgonesupernova's tmm truth or torture!
Kisshu is cool: and torch is where?
Torch: IT STILL WON'T COME OFF! CURSE YOU WATERPROOF EYELINER!
Tsuki: trying to get eyeliner off of her forehead.
Kisshu is cool: what?
Livvykitty: better if you don't ask, you missed the beginning of the chapter.
Kisshu is cool: ok, where is my pop tart, I was going to eat that.
Nick: was it blueberry?
Kisshu is cool: yes, why?
Nick: *points to rafter*
*Zing is eating said pop tart with cherry; she is reading a Ted Dekker novel, around her on swings (except for Sven) is Pai, batman, Sven the chair, and Kisshu all reading the same book*
Zing: oh, meet my book club.
Everyone: ok…
Kokoro ikisatashi: lets keep going! Masabaka, handcuff yourself to this giant spinning bulls eye target, and let anyone who wants to maim you!
Masabaka: oh…why not? * straps him self in*
Thirty minutes later
Tsuki: let's continue while they maim him.
Dutch: ok, *is covered in blood*
Tsuki: ok…next review! This one's from me!
This is an awesome story, Sadly I got nothing :( but you are still doing a great job :)
Dutch: worst. Review. Ever!
Tsuki: yeah… hey, where are the other hostesses?
Dutch: kokoro ikisatashi, liv, MoonlightMew513, and MewmewBanira are still maiming masa**** and chara-chan is helping torch.
Tsuki: wow, your language is…colorful.
Dutch: yep, next review!
Melanie is evil! That's all I have 2 say. She is the complete opposite of fan girl: which means she is a peppy cheerleader that will persuade u with kindness. She is from dimension Q. we found her thanks 2 fan girl's dimension sword. Anti-me is mark. Dares- fangrirl: give me my dollar back! Masaya: bash ur head on a wall until u die everyone: have an ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! Yay!
Tsuki: so that's who Melanie is, hey! Chara-Chan! Tell torch to give nick his dollar back!
Chara-Chan: ok! *Tells* she says "SHUT THE HECK UP NICK!"
Nick: should have known. Masaya, bash your head against the wall till you die!
Tsuki: he's getting maimed still, wait how did he manage to do that?
Dutch: never underestimate idiots. Now, for an ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
*ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny starts playing*
(A/n: I shall enter names into the lyrics, except for the mass ones.)
Old Godzilla (deep blue) was hopping round, Tokyo city like a big play ground, when suddenly batman (Livvykitty) burst from the shade, and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade, Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq (mint) who proceeded to unleash a can of Shaq fu, when Aaron carter (Ryou) came out of the blue, and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neil but they both got flattened by the bat mobile, but before they could make it back to the bat cave, Abraham Lincoln (Keiichiro) popped out of his grave and pulled an AK-47 out from under his hat, and blew batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat, but he ran out of bullets and ran away, because Optimus prime (masha) came to save the day.
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys, explosions, as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive I wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of optimus prime, like scruff Mcgruff took a bite out of crime. And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan (Tart) jumped out and landed on his back. And batman was injured and trying to get steady, when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped, Indiana Jones (Zakuro) took him out with his whip, then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind, and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'cause batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist, then he jumped in the air and did a somersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault, onto optimus prime but they collided in the air, and they both got hit by a care bear (Chara-Chan) stare
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny, good guys, bad guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive I wonder who it will be, this is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny.
(etc. till final verse)
The battle raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually, the victor stood, the rest saw the better, Mr. Rodgers (torch) in a bloodstained sweater.
*end song*
Torch: well I guess I'll sign off here, I'll revive them all later, see you next chapter!
Me: so I can't write for a week cuz I'm at camp, I will be back by Friday and I will try to update, Saturday at the latest, sorry about that!
Nick: I would write the chapter but I am also going to camp.
Me: so remember: I will not forget this story! It will just be on hiatus till Friday or Saturday, and please review anyways! Bye, see you all when I get back!
