RubberDucky: Bella

VampireDude: Edward

Mr. Awesomeness: Emmett

RUBBERDUCKY IS ONLINE

VAMPIREDUDE IS ONLINE

MR. AWESOMENESS IS ONLINE

Mr. Awesomeness: Yo. Let's crash Burger King.

VampireDude: Why?

RubberDucky: 'Cause it'll be fun!

VampireDude: But we'll get in trouble.

Mr. Awesomeness: You're no fun, Edward!

RubberDucky: Yeah.

Mr. Awesomeness: Edward is boring! Edward is boring!

RubberDucky: Edward is boring! Edward is boring! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

VampireDude: Stop it, stop it! I AM NOT BORING!

VAMPIREDUDE HAS LOGGED OFF
OBSESSED SHOPPER IS ONLINE

OBSESSED SHOPPER: Why do I see Edward crashing Burger King? That's not like him.

Mr. Awesomeness: We just played the awesomest prank in all of history! Mwahahahahaha!

RubberDucky: We tricked Edward into crashing Burger King.

OBSESSED SHOPPER: Bwahahahahahaha!

Mr. Awesomeness: My evil laugh is so much better than yours!

OBSESSED SHOPPER: Is not!

Mr. Awesomeness: Is too!

RUBBERDUCKY HAS LOGGED OFF