8 (Pinkie Pie)

Dear Mom and Dad Pie,

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII It's me!

We're totally supposed to using code names for mail now, so I was gonna write you a letter and sign it "Nightcrawler" and I was like "Wait, they don't know the code, they'll think that a worm is writing them a letters, that's redonkulous," so I figured I'd tell you in the letter what the code name means but then Twilight Feenix was all "you can't explain the code, that defeats the point" so I didn't know what to do but then I figured, if I wrote the letter you'd probably recognize my hoof-writing.

Have you guessed who it is yet? :D (hint: I'm your daughter and I used to be bright pink)

You're probably worried sick about me after I left town, so I wanted to tell you that after days and nights of traveling, I've arrived at a really, really cool place! I'm not supposed to tell you exactly where it is, so I won't. But it's this stupendo-awesome mansion with a big fancy gate around it, and all these hidden rooms inside!

When we arrived, Princess Celestia X was there waiting for us. She gave us all big hugs and welcomed us inside the fence. I was so excited that I ran up the side of the building – I can do that now, with my weirdo-freaky monkey hooves – and looked around at the mountains and the setting sun. But then my new best friend Scowly Wolf-erine started grumbling about getting some food to eat, so I teleported down and joined my buddies on a tour of the grounds.

A lot of the rooms are neat, but there are two that are so ca-razy that I have to talk about them first. One! There's a neat-o SCIENCE lab with a real-life mad scientist inside! Seriously! He's a big huge blue unicorn and he had glasses and a lab coat and everything! He was using his unicorn horn to pour a bubbling green liquid inside a test tube. I guess he's kind of jumpy cause when I said "HI!" to him, he spilled all the green goo on the floor and it ate right through it! He told us (very shyly) that his name is Furman Brainstorm, but in letters we're only supposed to call him Beast.

Beast said he had just finished building two special helmets. The first one is for X…it's a shiny metal helmet that she can wear when she needs to block her own brain powers. Apparently, X has crazy magic brain powers like Feenix and can read minds and could even make someone tap dance if she wanted to! X doesn't like to do that, though, since she is so nice, so she had Beast make her a helmet that no psychic waves can go through, for when she's sleeping or relaxing. It looks so cool, too! Not as cool as the crown she used to have, but still pretty nifty majifty.

The other helmet thingy is for Applejack…and I know I'm supposed to be using code names, but her code name doesn't make sense until I explain this helmet. It's a red visor that will let her control the death bolts of light in her eyes! She put it on and she was so happy to see again that she started galloping around. We all cheered, except Feenix seemed kind of down; maybe she was jealous that SHE didn't get a cool helmet. Anyways, the visor looks like Applejack has one eye, so Beast says that she should be called Cyclops, after a character from the Trot-yssey. He's the kind of pony that likes dorky jokes like that, but it stuck, so she's Cyclops now. Forgot I ever called her A_ J_, ok?

Ok, ok, there's one more room that's so cool it will LITERALLY explode your little pony brain! Ready! This other room can be literally whatever you want. I'm not even joking. You can be like "Room, make a million cup cakes" and there will be cupcakes and you can even taste them (though you don't get full) or you could be like "Room, make a volcano" and OH CRUDBUCKETS you better get out of the way, cause it will erupt.

Beast said it's filled with holograms, and he built it so that we could train. He said that he would design obstacles to get past so that we could get super-good at our powers. That's pretty neat-o, but I also think we should use it so that we can see the best band ever (Hall and Oats, natch) in the front row! Beast calls it the Danger Room, but I call it the Party Room! We got into a long argument about that, but don't worry. I can tell we're going to be best friends.

Since the hideout used to be an old mansion, there are a bunch of rooms and we get a roomie! YAYY! It's just like we're at Stagwarts learning magic. I would have been happy being roomies with anyone but thought I'd be Wolf-erine's since he needs the most cheering up. Ol' diamond-flank Frost really wanted to room with him, though, and we bickered till X that at our ages "young mares and colts" shouldn't share rooms. Whoa, X! I mean, I didn't want to be Wolf-erines Very Special Somepony…gross! Frost probably did, though, since she's always trying to go on fancy dancey dates and flap her eyelids.

Anyway, it worked out perfectly. I get to room with Fluttershy Sprite, who is super awesome great and my other best friend and sometimes she holds my hoof and we walk through walls and then we can spy on everyone! (Especially cause I'm basically invisible now when it's dark out: one reason that blue is better than pink). Cyclops and Feenix wanted to be roomies, and so did Frost and Umm…you know that one pony whose name rhymes with Smainbow Smash? I came up her nickname! She finally figured out that she can move metal with her mind: so she wanted to be called Metal-Mind. Way boring, right? So I said that since she has a magnet cutie mark, she should call herself Mag-Neat-O! Anyway, Frost and Mag-Neat-O are roomies and so are Spike and Wolf-erine.

Exciting times! You are probably wondering when I'll come home, but don't worry. I am better than fine. And you're probably wondering how to write back since you don't know where I am, but Spike said that if you write a letter (even with no address) and stick it in a magic purple flame, he should be able to sense it with his dragon powers and burp it up! So please let me know if you get this!

I love you very very very very very much! Yaaaaaaaaaay!

First pink, now blue, always your little filly,

"Nightcrawler"


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