"Let the little fairy in you fly!"
~Rufus Wainwright
AN: Last chapter was my VERY FIRST kiss scene. Did I do okay? 0.o btw there is no concrete plan for this. I wasn't planning on him trying to find a cure for his gayness, or finding a book, or being in bed. It just happened! Lol but I like it anyways. Hey I'm evil yea? Lol, I'm well aware that not all men act this way, I'm just tryin to make him as opposite as possible.
DISCLAIMER: Not mine lol
Back in his little cave Remus was adding one last spoonful of ground bat eyeballs to his potion. Grinning with a crazed sparkle in his eye, Remus downed the potion in one gulp.
"I've done it!" He whispered.
"Hey mate, have you seen Remus yet today? I really need to talk to him." James eyed him suspiciously.
"What'd you do Pads? And no, I haven't seen him today."
"Well…" Sirius began his story starting with when he had gotten out of the shower the night before. He had fallen asleep on Remus' bed. Judging by the fact that he had also woken up there, he had figured Remus didn't mind. Then he ended with Remus running out of the door.
James whistled. "You really messed up there mate." He remarked, slapping his shoulder in a brotherly manner.
"Do you reckon I should tell him? I figured it's pretty bloody obvious that I fancy him, but-" suddenly he paused. "Maybe he really doesn't fancy me back." On that note the door slammed open.
"Wotcher!"Remus walked into the room looking strong, healthy and tan.
"Whoa- What happened to you mate?"
"Not much. Just a little- change. For the better I'm sure." The cocky grin seemed out of place on his small face. His skin had tanned over night, and now instead of making him look fragile, his scars made him look tough and muscular.
"Fancy some breakfast mates? I'm heading down. By the way, did you see that Evans bird? Right piece of work that one. Not for breakfast then? Right well, ta then."
He swept out of the room, slamming the door behind him.
"What the bloody hell was that?" James looked at him with disbelief.
"I haven't the slightest idea Prongs. Not the slightest."
The odd behavior continued throughout the day. Remus strutted to class, winking at girls and discussing quiditch loudly along the way. He didn't pay attention to his studies, preferring instead to doodle breasts onto his notes and pinch girls' bottoms.
When Sirius went up to him to apologize, Remus laughed him off.
"It's not a problem anymore mate. What that idiot did earlier isn't so important. He's not here any longer."
"What do you mean he's not here?" Sirius looked at him incredulously.
"What I mean," He said conspiratorially "Is that that poof Remus isn't here right now. He did a trade off with that potion thing. He was all fairy. I'm all man." He quirked an eyebrow at a passing girl.
He let out a low whistle. "Did you see the knockers on that bird? Love to shag that one hey mate?" Sirius looked at him with disgust.
"No. Not really. And neither do you. The Remus I know is respectful and kind towards girls, what's gotten into you Rem?"
"Oh, I get what's going on here."
"You do?" Sirius looked at him, confused. What was going on here?
"Sure I do. You fancy him don't you?"
"I- I don't know what you're talking about."
"Uh huh. You're another one of those fucking fairies, aren't you?" The confusion fell right off of Sirius' face and was replaced by anger.
"What do you mean by that?"
"All I mean is that you'd better get your act together. I'm not the Remus you remember, and I refuse to share a dormitory with a poof. It's bad enough I have to share a body with one."
"You bastard. Where is Remus?" He smirked.
"He's right here. Inside of me. And as long as the potion is still effective, he ain't coming back out mate."
