A/N Sorry if it's short. I couldn't stop myself from writing more huhu. I'm supposed to be studying right now kukuku.


Kagura stood triamphant, one foot stepping on Hijikata, whom was still recovering from her stomach punch.

"Behold! The Queen of Kabukicho has slain the demon!" Kagura yelled, "Mehahahah-ack!" she choked on her sukonbu.

Sougo immediately stood up.

"Ah! Okita-san! Thank goodness!" Shinpachi exclaimed, relieved. Was it Kagura's shouting that woke him? Shinpachi thought to himself.

"Um, How are you feeling?" he asked the captain cautiously. He only noticed now that Okita had been holding his sword the whole time.

"Hmm? I feel fine." Sougo replied, blank faced. He rummaged through his pocket and took out a small object.

"Give me a second, I ...gotta make a phone call." He told Shinpachi.

Shinpachi grew suspicious, the guy was too calm after what had just happened.

Knowing Okita, he should be out for those two idiot's blood by now. They did just get trolled really badly by them.

A few minutes passed and Sougo finally came back from his call.

"So Okita-san, who did you call just now?" Shinpachi asked, trying to sound casual.

"You'll see." Sougo replied.

They proceeded to stand there in silence. Shinpachi didn't know how to deal with this creepily calm Okita.

Suddenly, a sound, maybe a cough?, came from Sougo.

Then it came again.

And again.

And again.

A chill ran down Shinpachi's spine.

He wasn't coughing, the friggin' saddist was laughing!

"O-Okita-s-san!?" Shinpachi stepped away from Sougo, "What did you do?"

The captain slowly turned his face towards him. Shinpachi shrieked.

Poor guy.

Shinpachi was unfortunate enough to have to see creepy stalker smiles on Kondou at home, every night and creepy stalker smiles on Sacchan at work, everyday.

Yet, Nothing compared to the smile on Sougo's face right now.

"Hmm? I did nothing really...just opened the gates of hell for them." Sougo told him.