A:N: Welcome to the final REAL chapter, until the extra one! This is actually an epilogue, so no Squalo Jr., just the Varia. ^_^ And here's some reviews!
I laughed really loud at the yaoi picture of Squalo and Bel part. XD
Poor Squalo and Bel, for not knowing that their boss is a yaoi fan (I never thought that a GUY would like yaoi). Will he be friends with the other SqualoBel fans out there? LOL-RingoNeko 201
I'm glad you laughed! =) This story was made for humour! And I forgot that mostly girls like yaoi, because I'm a girl myself, and mostly what I see in fandoms are yaoi, so it gets to you that yaoi's the main thing fanfics, fanarts, AMVs, fan- related stuff, and yuri, you'll only see 10% of the time you're searching for fan- made stuff. There's always het, which might come a little more common. But of course, you knew that, right? XD And besides, if I made Xanxus drawing yuri instead, who would he draw? No way he knows Haru and Kyoko, but he might make Chrome into a het pairing. (BelxChrome, anyone? XD )
Xanxus making friends? That's new to me! Considering his attitude toward everything, but who knows… Thanks for reviewing!
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MAMON. Y-y-y-you bastard. [Why not move the wine to Levi's room? Ahaha. Triple kill~]- ohlordies
I'M SORRY! I know why you'd call me that, but Squalo Jr. HAD to do it. I love Mammon as much as you do, and I'm disappointed in myself for putting a death in my story, but without something happening, there's no story right? (Like if there's not enough "havoc" happening! XD )
I guess it'll be triple kill to leave the wine in Levi's room, but you should see how they all gang up on Squalo in this epilogue. It's funny, so I thought to make it funnier, put the wine in Squalo's room… you'll see when you read! Thanks for reviewing!
This is such a funny story! I loved it! Squalo Jr. is such a genius, I wonder what would happen to everyone of the Varia members in the morning. *Evil snicker*- Yatsuki
I'm so happy you like it! ^_^ Hehe, times Squalo Jr.'s been called a genius, or clever: 3 (including yours.) Wow, and all of it is innocent (or some cases, not so innocent) pranks! XD. And that evil snicker is just so perfect for what's going to happen in this epilogue… =3 (Now you made me feel evil… ah, the feeling's gone! XD ) Thanks for reviewing!
(wedding music) Here comes the epilogue, short fat, and wide! XD
A Small Strand of Hair Can Cause the Biggest Havoc
Epilogue
Beep, beep, beep. Just as Squalo Jr. expected, Squalo's alarm clock rang even though the power's out through the castle.
"Voi," Squalo muttered tiredly. "Daum alarm clock… VRRRRRRROOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Squalo felt great pain when he was turning it off, because of the sword impaled there. Squalo turned the alarm clock off, but came back with cuts and blood all over his right hand. (It definitely wasn't his left hand- Squalo doesn't have one!)
"Who the fuck screwed me up?" Squalo practically yelled. When you provoke a shark, it gets really angry and might start to get dangerous, right? Well, Squalo IS a shark (figuratively…) and he got provoked, alright, and he didn't know that the culprit is closer than the shark thinks…
Squalo's loud scream woke up everybody in their rooms, and all raised up to quite a surprise…
First, Bel woke up. "Shishishi, is Squalo getting up early again? Oh yeah, the mission…" But being the genius that he is, Bel immediately felt something around him. "Who dares try to trick the prince?" Bel asked to none, and, still laying in bed, cut the wire. Thankfully for Bel, the trap didn't work. Bel saw that the wire connected to the scissors, which would've sliced if the wire was still around Bel, and he also set his eyes on the knife dangling up on the ceiling. "A brilliant plan for a brilliant prince, and I might know who had done it." Bel said. So he disassembled the trap and walked out of the room, trap items in hand. (Scissors, wires, knife.)
Lussuria woke up. "Oh my! That's Squalo- kun's sexy voice! I wanna see what's up!" Lussuria got out of bed and saw his make- up bottles in pieces. "But not even my sweet, loving Varia can repair my precious make- up (that makes me look beautiful), and repair my broken heart!" Lussuria even started sobbing. "But! I'm sure Squalo- kun's in even more pain than I am," he boldly said, "and I have to see what's up! Wo- ho- ho- ho- ho!" Lussuria left the room, pinkies up, and skipping to his fellow Varia member.
Levi woke up. "Squalo always wakes up screaming like that- that's why he's the only one who has an alarm clock!" Levi pulled himself out of bed, but noticed his crushed Xanxus stuff. "Noooooooo!" Levi yelled, tears coming from his small eyes. "Oh well, maybe worshipping Xanxus might heal my pain." So he went to his sexy Xanxus statue to pray for it, when he noticed something missing. "Hey! My parabollas!" Levi became aware of. "Who dares… wait, I know who might've done this…" And Levi goes to a room of his valuable shark friend…
Then finally, Xanxus woke up, and his very first thought was, a new morning, new booze! Xanxus went to the freezer thinking a nice taste of brandy would be wonderful, thinking of angels in heaven until he opened the freezer. Then Xanxus saw devils in hell. "NOBODY TOUCHES MY DRINKS." Xanxus angrily said. "TRASH- SHARK, YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER SHARK UNLESS YOU EXPLAIN TO ME EVERYTHING!" And Xanxus now left his room to visit you- know- who.
"We… Shishishi" Bel laughed.
"Want… Gracefully!" Lussuria insisted.
"A… Oh, God…" Levi pouted. (If he could with those lips.)
"Word… Trash." Xanxus whispered.
"WITH YOU!" All of them shouted.
Squalo stood there, clearly only in his boxers. "VVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII! Can't it wait? I need to get dressed!" Then the Varia noticed Squalo's… attire, blushed, and then ran out.
"VVVVOOOOOOIIIIIII! Come in now!" Squalo yelled, and they came in alright.
"You set up this trap, didn't you?" Bel asked, bringing up the trap from his room.
"Fuck no!" Squalo strongly said.
"You destroyed my wonderful make- up of wonders, didn't you?" Lussuria questioned.
"Fuck no!" Squalo strongly said again.
"You took my parabollas, didn't you?" Levi asked.
"Fuck no!" Squalo strongly said once again.
"Did you take all my liquor?" Xanxus questioned.
"Fuck no!" Squalo said for the final time. "And I will never, EVER do such things!"
"Then what's my liquor doing on your table, trash- shark?" Xanxus questioned more.
"Uh… I swear I was framed! I didn't do all of this stuff!" Squalo admitted.
"Hey, let's call this 'The Ghost of Varia Castle'!" Lussuria suggested.
"Shishishi! That's a great idea!" Bel agreed. "But wait, where are Gola Mosca and Mammon? Surely they got joked to, right?"
Without hesitation, they all went to Mammon's room first, because they could always buy another Gola Mosca and kidnap the Ninth again if things went wrong.
"MAMMON!" Now this was Bel screaming. He got Mammon's body and cuddled the Arcobaleno in his arms. "Who could've done this!? I'll murder them with my own hands!"
"Calm down Bel." Xanxus said. "We'll find a replacement. Maybe that new boy whose skills are elite- but he'll have to wear this." Xanxus got a frog cap out of his pockets.
"How'd you get that out of your pockets?" Bel said, astonished, but of course, Xanxus didn't answer. Maybe I'll like this "Fran" guy better than Mammon, Bel thought.
"We'll dispose of the body later. Everyone, get changed and let's all eat breakfast downstairs." Xanxus announced.
Everyone agreed, and went back to their rooms (except Squalo, who was already dressed.) Squalo went downstairs to the kitchen, everything illuminated by daylight, and Squalo put some bread in the toaster, but something happened…
"VOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII! Why won't the toaster work! And the fridge, too! WTF…?"
THE END
Now ends not the whole story, but most of the story. I really should be working on 2 assignments in school… But, oh well, at least I feel proud that I finally updated, after 2 full weeks! (Been busy… =( ) I hope you liked this second- last chapter, R&R, and stick around, because the extra chapter's going TYL!
さようなら! =Siyounara!=Goodbye! (It's the Translation Train! XD )
