A/N: So… I kind of had my iPod on shuffle and I came up with this… and I'm going to be honest… I laughed about it for a good twenty minutes. This song and I…hahah we go way back. Let's just say I've been singing it since I was like… 7. HA. If you haven't heard the song, you should do that. HAHA. I would like to note that everything in parenthesis are the Background warblers singing, incase you didn't know. Well, Alright, Enjoy. (;

The night after our date, I told Kurt that my friends were coming up Saturday to visit and that they wanted to meet him. Kurt seemed genuinely happy that I was introducing my friends to him, but that would all change when he saw how similar they were to… well…animals.

The week passed far too quickly; it was Friday evening before I knew it. Kurt and I were cuddled on my living room couch, watching some crime show on TV. Well..I guess we weren't really watching it; it was more like background noise.

"I'm really excited to meet your friends tomorrow." Kurt said. He looked up at me from my chest

"I'm actually kind of nervous." I admitted to Kurt. He crinkled his eye brows and let out a small giggle.

"Why are you nervous?"

"Okay, don't judge me. But my friends are like….REALLY weird." I said nervously

Kurt just laughed. If his laugh wasn't so cute, I would have probably been slightly offended

"What's so funny?" I asked in a pouty manner

"Blaine, were you at the same pool party I was at a couple of weeks ago? My friends are INSANE. So honestly, I'm not too worried about your friends' craziness. I'd actually be more worried if they were strict and uptight." Kurt said as he rubbed soft circle on my thumb for comfort

"Yeah, your friends are pretty crazy, but I really liked them." I admitted with a smile. I really did like New Directions; the group was so diverse and special.

"See! So don't worry!"

"But Kurt, the Warblers are like animals. They can be WORSE than New Directions. And I don't want you to think that before this I was some party animal or some trouble-maker, because that's not what I am. And most importantly, I don't want them to scare you away, because I'm finally happy for once." Blaine said. Kurt just smiled.

"Blaine, I'm not going to judge you for who your friends are. You aren't your friends, you're Blaine Anderson. Just because your friends are crazy, doesn't mean I'm going to leave you. Trust me, I need a new kind of crazy to appreciate. I have a notebook FILLED with all the times Finn and Rachel and all of these different people broke up. I just can't ever remember all of the drama, there's so much. So I wouldn't mind some drama free crazy." Kurt explained. I smiled, but I wasn't fully convinced and Kurt could tell.

"Blaine, I promise you that nothing your friends do tomorrow is going to make me even the slightest bit less head over heels about you." Kurt said. He sat up slightly to plant a quick, reassuring kiss on my lips before settling back onto my chest. He looked back up at me as I gave him a huge, appreciative grin.

"You're absolutely amazing."I said to him after planting a kiss on his forehead

"Yeah, I get that a lot." Kurt said in a playful and sarcastic manner. I laughed, pulling Kurt on top of me and reconnecting my lips with his. And we were perfectly content with that for the next hour or so.

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I woke up early Saturday morning to get ready for the arrival of my friends. Kurt was reassuring, but I couldn't help but feel a little bit of nerves as I walked around my room to get ready. I walked down stairs to see my mother making a huge breakfast for when the boys arrived in a half hour.

"Mom! You didn't have to do that!" I said to her as I walked over and gave her a quick greeting hug

"Of course I do honey! I miss your friends too!" She said with a smile. She flipped two pancakes and turned her attention back to me.

"Do you think Kurt will like them?" I asked nervously

"Blaine, honey, I'm SURE he will like them. They are all really great guys."

"Yeah, but they're really…wild. And I'm scared that their craziness will scare him."

"Blaine, trust me. Kurt knows what crazy is. You told me about his friends. I promise, you are worrying over nothing." She said to me. I smiled at her gratefully and helped her set the table for breakfast.

It was exactly a half hour when someone was knocking at the door. I took a deep breath and gulped before I opened the front door. There everyone stood, out of uniform and in huge smiles.

"BLAINERS!" Nick yelled, latching himself on to me like I was a teddy bear. We all laughed at him.

"Blaine! We missed you!'" Jeff said with a hug before walking into the house

Each Warbler greeted Blaine before entering the house; all of them were then standing in the living room.

"Wow Blaine, this is a really nice house!" Thad called

"Yeah Blaine, it looks great!" Trent commented. Before I could say anything my mother walked into the living room.

"IT'S MOMMA ANDERSON!" They all yelled as they rushed to her like a swarm of bees. They hugged her as she laughed at their immaturity.

"Hello boys." She said. She playfully rolled her eyes

"I made you boys breakfast." She said. They all immediately ran for the kitchen, while my mother and I just laughed.

"Hey, go upstairs and text Kurt while you can; they can only be distracted for so long." My mother whispered happily. I nodded and escaped upstairs. I grabbed my phone and plopped down at my desk and I rapidly typed a message to Kurt. I looked out the window to see he was too sitting at his desk. I smiled at him. I watched him reach for his phone and he laughed at my message before sending a reply.

Animals are they? (; I'll come over in half an hour?- Kurt

Okay, I'll see you then.- Blaine xoxo

I looked back out the window to see Kurt's beautiful smile. I was lost in it for a few moments when I heard a knock at my door. Shit. I turned to the door and back to Kurt and mouthed 'gotta go'. He laughed and nodded before blowing me a kiss. I caught it (just like I always did) and stood up from my desk. The others all entered the room, laughing.

"Wow Blaine! Nice man cave!" Wes said.

"Thanks." I said with a smile. I turned back to my window quickly to see Kurt wasn't there anymore; you could say I was slightly disappointed by that.

"So guys, I need to talk to you." I said. I turned back to my friends who were now all looking at me. They were silent as they waited for me to continue

"I love you guys so much… but try and NOT to be TOO crazy around Kurt? I really like him… and I don't want to scare him away." I said shyly, looking at the floor and not my friends. I only looked up when they broke into laughter

"Blaaaainers, don't worry! We will contain ourselves around Kurt, but only for you. We won't pull anything." David said with a smile. I looked up at my friends and gave them a toothy grin, walking over to give them all a huge hug.

"What time is Kurt coming over?" Richard asked. I was surprised; Richard didn't talk much.

"He will be over in like, 25 minutes." I estimated.

"Well, I saw that you seem to have an AMAZING pool in the backyard, wanna go out there?" Jeff suggested playfully.

"Sure." I said with a smile. I suddenly felt less nervous; my friends understood. I was ecstatic.

A few boys cheered before they walked out my door. I looked back at my window and saw Kurt was sitting down in his chair again, smiling. I gave him a huge smile, and blew him a kiss. Like always, he caught it and brought his hands to his heart. I waved goodbye before walking out of my room and to the backyard.

I walked through the kitchen and out the back door to see my friends spread out around the yard and the in-ground pool. I smiled; I truly had missed my friends.

I spent a lot of the time catching up with different Warblers of the group, when I got a text.

I'm coming over now.- Kurt

I'll meet you at the front of my house.- Blaine

"Hey guys, I'll be right back." I announced before I walked back into the house and to the front door. I walked back outside, to see Kurt walking over. He smiled when saw me. I ran over to him and kissed him in greeting.

"Good morning, beautiful." I said to him before I had planted another kiss on his lips.

"Good morning." He said

"Are you ready for this?"

"Blaine, trust me, I'm more than ready." Kurt said with a laugh. I grabbed his hand and we walked back to my house; only walking through it to get to the backyard exit. I pulled Kurt outside and all of my friends turned to notice us.

"Well everyone, this is the ever popular, and talented, and beautiful Kurt Hummel whom I am proud to call my boyfriend." I said proudly, squeezing Kurt's hand.

"THEY'RE MORE CUTE IN PERSON COMPARED TO THEIR FACEBOOK PICTURES!" Trent yelled

"BLAINERS HE'S GOOD LOOKING!" Nick and Jeff yelled with a smile.

I groaned softly before the boys came over and approached Kurt. They all lined up, shaking hands with Kurt and telling them their names.

"He's definitely a keeper, Kurtie." Nick winked at Kurt. Kurt just laughed

The boys stepped back a little bit.

"So Kurt, we've introduced ourselves as individuals, but we haven't introduced ourselves as the Warblers. HIT IT!"

And with that, Nick and Jeff yelled

Four, tres, two, uno

And with that the beat boxers started. My mouth dropped…. My friends were NOT singing Fergalicious to my boyfriend. David stepped out in front of the whole group and began his line.

Listen up y'all 'cause this is it, the beat that I'm banging is delicious.

Wes took the next part

Kurtalicious definition

Make them boys go loco

They want my treasure

So they get their pleasures from my photo

You can see me, you can't squeeze me

I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy

I got reasons why I tease 'em

Boys just come and go like seasons

Kurtalicious

(So delicious)

Jeff stood up in front of the group and took the next part

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you were suspicious

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses

( Mwah)

That puts them boys on rock, rock

And they be linin' down the block

Just to watch what I got

Trent took lead on the next section

So delicious

(It's Hot, hot)

So delicious

(I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious

(They want a taste of what I got)

I'm Kurtalicious

(t-t-tasty tasty)

The group sang in unison:

Kurtalicious def-

Kurtalicious def-

Kurtalicious def-

Nick took the lead for the next part of the song, leading the Warblers to circle around Kurt. My mouth was still dropped. They made Kurt a version of Fergalicious. I thought I was going to die of humiliation.

Kurtalicious definition

Make them boys go crazy

They always claim they know me

Comin' to me call me Kurtie

(Hey Kurtie)

I'm the K to the U, R, T, the I, the E

And can no other boyfriend put it down like me

I'm Kurtalicious

(so delicious)

My body stayin' vicious

I be up in the gym

Just workin' on my fitness, he's my fitness

(Ooh wee)

I put yo' boy on rock rock

And he be linin' down the block

Just to watch what I got

Thad took what was Trent's part before and sang it

So delicious

(it's hot hot)

So delicious

(I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious

(they want a taste of what I got)

I'm Kurtalicious

HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD UP, CHECK IT OUT.

Wes took the next part, now moving around Kurt. Was Kurt… enjoying this?

Baby, baby, baby,

If you really want me

Honey get some patience

Maybe then you'll get a taste

Of my tasty, tasty

I'll be laced with lacey

It's so tasty, tasty

It'll make you crazy

And now the group going together in unison and created something that was WAY more than their normal choreography.

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty

D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S-

To the D, to the E, to the, to the, Hit it Kurtie!

Wes pointed to Kurt, and he did the unthinkable. He walked very close to me; hell he was practically grinding on me for the rap.

All the time I turn around brothas gather round

Always looking at me up and down, lookin' at my uh

I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin' to round up drama

Little mama I don't wanna take you man

Kurt looked at me seductively as he rubbed his hips up against me. I had never been so turned on in my entire life.

And I know I'm comin' off just a litte bit conceited

And I keep on repeatin' how the boys wanna eat it

But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele

"Cause they say he delicious

(so delicious)

Jeff continued Fergie's line, as the other's smiled at Kurt and how well he did on the rap. I was completely flustered. I just stared at Kurt, who continued to shake his hips with the group.

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you were suspicious

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses

(mwah)

That puts them boys on rock, rock

And they be linin' down the block just to watch what I got

(Four, tres, two, uno)

Thad took the lead now

My body staying vicious

I be up in the gym

Just workin' on my fitness

He's my witness

(ooh Wee)

I put yo

' boy on rock rock

And he be linin' down the block

Just to watch what I got

(Four tres two uno)

Trent stepped up now, and the warblers surrounded Kurt and I. Kurt was happily dancing along with the Warblers; I couldn't take my eyes off him. Kurt was… SEXY.

So delicious

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious

(Ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious

(ay, ay, ay,ay)

I'm Kurtalicious, t-t-tasty, tasty

So delicious

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

I'm Kurtalicious t-t-t

(Ay, ay, ay, ay,)

Wes, David, Nick and Jeff sang the melody for the next part; recreating their moves from before. But this time, Kurt joined in. And It was HOT.

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty

T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the,

(four tres two uno)

To the D, To the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S-

To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the

(Four tres two uno)

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty

T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the,

(four tres two uno)

To the D, To the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S-

To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the

And as the beat boxers finished the end of the song, Kurt and the rest of the Warblers laughed together. All I could do was stand there, watching my beautiful boyfriend still shake his hips to the beat. I wanted Kurt. I wanted him NOW.

"Wow Guys! That was amazing!" Kurt beamed, hugging Nick, Jeff, Wes, David, Thad and Trent.

"Blaine what did you think?" Kurt asked, as he looked at me excitedly. I don't think I could've formed a full sentence if I tried.

"Duh.. it was.. duh.."

All of the Warblers laughed at me, and socialized with Kurt. I held his hand the whole time; not being able to get that image of my boyfriend shaking his hips against me out of my head.

The Warblers had eventually scattered off into the pool, or were playing other yard games and it was soon just me and Kurt.

"Kurt, we need to go inside for a minute." I said. I grabbed his hands and led him inside and upstairs where I knew no one was. I pinned him against the outside of my bedroom door and practically attacked his lips. He moved them with mine, letting my tongue slip out and explore him. I finally pulled back for breath.

"How can you think that I'd be able to handle that?" I said breathlessly, moving to Kurt's neck and biting on it.

"What are you talking about?" He growled. He growled.

"You know what I'm talking about. The way you just shook your hips around me out there. Kurt, you're sexy. You're sexy and delicious and I want you." I said as I still sucked his neck.

Kurt stopped. He pushed me away and looked at me, confused.

"You thought that was sexy?" He asked

"That was the sexiest thing I've ever SEEN." I practically whined; I just wanted to make out with Kurt.

"That was joking… I wasn't trying to be sexy." He mumbled

"Well God Kurt, you were sexy. You are so damn sexy, Kurt."

"So you think I'm …."

"Yes. So much." I cut him off.

"Well if you thought that was sexy, you'll have to see the moves I acquired when I was a cheerleader." He winked, teasing my fingers with his.

"W-What?"

"Yup. That's right. Cheerleader. Now I'm gonna go back to down with your friends. You take care of whatever you have to right now, and I'll see you down there in a few, okay?" He teased, kissing me slowly and sensually on the lips before he walked down that step. He swayed his hips a little more than usual, just to tease me.

Oh my God. My boyfriend was the sexiest man in Ohio.

I ran to the bathroom and practically dunked my face under cold water; trying to calm myself down. I wiped my face off, and looked in the mirror before I ran back downstairs to my friends. I saw Kurt through the kitchen window playing badminton with Jeff, Nick and Thad. He must've sensed me staring, because he looked right over to the window and winked.

Oh man. Kurt Hummel was going to be the death of me. And I didn't even care.

So how about that? HAHA. I had to. I heard the song, and I was like… HAHA. So pardon me for that.

I'd like to let you know, that's about as "sexy" as it's going to get. I believe you can't have true love without a level of lust, but I am not really comfortable getting too… into it I suppose. So there will ne mentions but nothing graphic 'cause really, that's not me.

Oh, and the song is Fergalicious By Fergie, and unfortunately I don't own that. Neither do I own Kurt or Blaine or the Warblers or Glee. Which sucks. But oh well!