Jeb

DO YOU HAVE A JAMAIAN ACCENT?

No, a Canadian accent would fit me just fine.

DO YOU MOLT?

No, I take special molt-resistant cream.

WHATS YOUR STAR SIGN?

Is there really such thing?

HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET?

Uhh… Who are you talking to? And unless you're in the (as Max calls it) wacko-scientist business, I won't fit it into my schedule.

DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ANGRY?

I have the power to create recombinant life forms.

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?

I'm a scientist, not a dancer!

DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?

Why would I care?

DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS?

Yes, on the hair I have left.

DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR FEATHERS?

I don't have feathers.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?

The study of How to create recombinant life forms.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?

The never ending song.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?

Perfume.

DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY?

A little.

IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME?

*Gasp!* I'm not that violent!

DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED?

Kinda… Max never actually gave me a real hug….

ARE YOU GOING EMO, 'CAUSE ANGELS STEALING EVERYBODY'S POWERS, INCLUDING YOURS?

No! I don't even have powers, remember the 5th question you asked me?

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Calamari.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

Nothing.

DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

Uh… I just said, nothing.

DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU?

Well, really, she could have been nicer. I'm her father, right?

DO YOU LIKE MAX?

She's my daughter.

DO YOU LIKE ME?

No, and I don't love you either. Get over yourself!

DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY?

No.

IS IT ABOUT MAX?

Huh?

IS IT ABOUT ARI?

No, but I could…

IS IT ABOUT JEB?

Again, who am I talking to?

ARE YOU GOING TO BLOCK THIS COMMENT?

Do I need to answer that?

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

A lab coat.

DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BREIFS?

Do I have to answer?

DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL?

How could you not?

DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES?

No, it's against the uniform.

DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?

Ugh.

DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US?

No, its against the policy.

DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

I'm single, so don't ask me questions like that to try to win me over.

DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES?

Vampires. Werewolves remind me too much of Ari…

ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA?

Who's Lissa?

WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY?

Gross. And we use our "guests" as experiments.

WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY?

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO?

People call me emo?

ARE YOU EMO?

NO! I AM A WHITECOAT! WE CAN'T BE EMO!

DO YOU LIKE EGGS?

No. They give me hives.

DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS?

If they're not eggs.

DO YOU SECRETLY THINK THAT YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

Ew.

DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX?

Yes, like how she won't accept that Dylan is perfect for her.

HAS ANGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX AND GONE "OMG" ANDS YOU WERE LIKE "D:" ?

I have a mind block.

DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB?

Yes. All of the whitecoats gather around and watch the new episodes every Monday morning.

DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB?

If I did I'd get kicked out.

CAN YOU COOK?

Barely.

DO YOU LIKE TO COOK?

No.

ARE YOU LIKE, A HOUSE WIFE?

Someone has to do the work…

DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE AN INNER TURMOIL?

Um…

DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA?

Are you stated at a mental rehabitation center?

DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT TOO LATE, NEVER TOO LATE?

For us. For you, your end is soon (DUN, DUN, DUUN!)

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER?

Spongebob.

DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?

I guess…

OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?

Ask him. And anyways, we are testing his surviving skills.

CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER?

If there's a question, there's an answer, you just have to find it.

DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE, HARD?

Don't care.

ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS?

My teeth aren't THAT sharp!

Those were my answers. Hope you liked it you crazy psychopath, you!

Ps. I will never love you.

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