You're a Mean One, Macavity!

*At Macavity's 'secret' hideout* *Ding Dong*
Mac: Who's there? Huh? Someone left a video on the doorstep.
*Plays video*

A disguised Cat's Voice: You're a mean one, Macavity,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Macavity.
You're a bad banana with a…greasy black peel!

Just face the music, You're a monster, Macavity,
Yes you are! Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Macavity.
I wouldn't touch you with a…thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

Even if you ask the Jellicle Cats of JunkYard…
No one would deny it (long note) *Hack cough hairball gasp!*

You're a foul one, Macavity,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Macavity.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the…seasick crocodile!

*Mac smashes the video into a million pieces*
Mac: Bah Humbug! I'll give you a 'Happy Holiday'!
Tanaka and Tugger: …RUN AWAY!