I still can't believe it has been almost a month since I have updated this story. I am so sorry, but I have been really preoccupied with my other story Once Upon A One Night Stand, and my finals. Between those two things, it has been pretty crazy. lol I am sorry for the wait, but here is chapter 8!

Also, I want to give a big thanks to every one who reviewed the last chapter. You guys rock!

Emmett: 22 Years old

Edward: 20 Years old


I'm Not Gay!

-Chapter Eight-

"Yo dad!" Emmett yelled as he ran after his father.

"What is it son?" Carlisle questioned walking out of the kitchen holding a half eaten ham sandwich.

"I really don't think it is wise letting Edward go to the gay club. Isn't that just going to put gas on the fire?" Emmett asked with concern lacing his voice.

Carlisle looked thoughtful for a moment before he answered Emmett's question, "Yes, I suppose you are correct Emmett. That is why I am going to have you go with your brother. That way we can make sure he doesn't get too out of line." Carlisle finished.

Emmett just stared at his father with wide eyes. "Oh no, no, no. There is no way you are making me go with him. That is insane!" Emmett yelled

"Well then, who do you think I should ask?"

"Why don't you go? I mean you are the one who came up with the idea in the first place." Emmett said looking at his father dead in the eye.

"Number one Emmett, I was only kidding, but now since you were giving me some tude I am going to make you really go with your brother now." Carlisle spoke

"Dad, come on!" Emmett yelled

"Hey what is all the yelling going on here?" Jasper asked as he came strolling in.

"Dad wants you to go to the gay club with Edward." Emmett said

"Oh really? Then why were you yelling? Because you wanted to go instead of me? Well then go right ahead." Jasper said with a smirk as he strolled out of the room.

"Wait, Jaz!" Emmett yelled

"Drop it Emmett. You are going and there is no way around it." Carlisle spoke as he patted Emmett's shoulder and took his leave.

"God, this is so..so gay!" Emmett yelled

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"Alight, the place is about 20 minutes away from here." Emmett said to his younger brother as they were cruising down the highway.

"I am guessing you have been here before because you know how far away it is." Edward teased

"It's called map quest and it is a beautiful thing." Emmett responded

"Dude, I can't believe dad made you go." Edward said breaking the awkward silence that fell upon them.

"I know and I am not even gay either." Emmett said as he leaned his head against the head rest.

"I'm not either." Edward said looking out of the window as he held the camera tightly in his hands.

"Dude, what is with the camera? Want to take some shots of some hot guys you see?" Emmett teased.

"Ha. Ha. You are so funny Emmett. No, Alice had a vision and she said I should bring it a long because I am going to need it." Edward said looking at the object in his hands.

"I see..." Muscle beach trailed off.

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Emmett and Edward were waiting in line to get into the club and were getting very irritated with all the men hitting on them and asking for dances once they got into the club. One of the guys even went as far to try and kiss Edward on the lips.

"Tell me again why dad wanted me to go here?" Edward asked himself as he looked down at his guy shoes.

"Carlisle thinks it will be good because it will help get some of the gayness out of you. Speaking of which, why didn't you let that guy kiss you? He looked like he was really into you." Emmett said trying to hold back his laughter.

"You and everyone else are so annoying you know that. I mean honestly, I am not even gay. Where did you guys even come up with that suspicion again?" Edward asked

"Well it is quite easy actually. You haven't had a girlfriend in how long Edward? Lets see... um lets try never. You never even check out any woman! I mean that is a red flag right there buddy. Then you want to feed us that bull shit of wanting to wait for the one. I mean honestly Edward, that is so stupid and it is really obvious that you don't want a girlfriend." Emmett finished.

"Lets say I got a girlfriend would you guys not think I am gay anymore?" Edward asked getting interested in Emmett's response.

"You know, its no just about finding a girl and saying she is your girlfriend. You have to like her and feel something for her." Emmett said.

"I know, what if I did feel something for this girl. What would you guys think then?" Edward asked

"Well we would obviously think you aren't gay anymore." Emmett said.

"Why, hello guys. May I see your ID's?" The bouncer asked bringing Edward and Emmett out of their conversation.

"Sure man." Emmett said, he didn't even notice how the man's eyes grew darker when Emmett looked at him.

Emmett grabbed Edward's ID and showed both of theirs to the man.

"So Emmett Cullen is it?" The man asked excitedly.

"Yes, sir." Emmett responded and the mans eyes got even darker.

"Well I get off in an hour and we should really get together." The man said, boy he was quite bold.

Emmett laughed nervously, "Listen actually I am here with my man Eddie. Isn't that right honey bunny?" Emmett asked batting his eyelashes at Edward.

"Yes, we have been together for awhile... sweet pea." Edward said reluctantly.

"Well then in that case, Edward you aren't allowed into the club." The man said pointing at the shorter man

"Why?" Edward asked

"Because I want to have Emmett to myself." The man said smiling in Emmett's direction and giving him a little wink.

"Oh well that is too bad... in that case I'm out." Edward said ready to take his leave before Emmett grabbed him by the ear and pulled him back towards the entrance.

"Edward goes anywhere I go." Emmett growled at the man.

"Y-yes of course." The bouncer said, he looked as white as a ghost from Emmett's outburst. Edward didn't blame the bouncer for being so scared though because Emmett was about two times the size of the poor man. Hell, if Edward were in the bouncers position he would be scared shit less! The bouncer moved away from Emmett and unclasped the red chain and ushered them inside.

"Now Emmett remember I get off soon!" The man said as he lightly spanked Edward's butt.

Emmett was about to turn around and punch the man's lights out, but Edward restrained him from doing so saying it would only cause a bigger scene and then the man would have won because he got to talk to you more.

"Alright, now we are only staying here for 15 minutes, then we are bookin it!" Emmett yelled by the entrance.

"Are you sure you don't want to stay for the bouncer?" Edward teased.

Emmett ignored his brothers comment and walked into the with Edward trailing right behind him. When they walked into the man room of the club both of the brothers were assaulted with very loud music, shirtless guys, booze, and the smell of sweat.

"This place reeks!" Edward yelled covering his nose from the terrible scent.

"Dude, I know. They gotta do something about that!" Emmett responded as he did the same as Edward.

"Hey cutie, wanna dance?" A man much shorter and smaller then Emmett asked Edward.

"Sure he would love to dance!" Emmett responded for Edward.

Edward looked over at the man and wanted to cry that Emmett accepted the dance for him. The man was shirtless and had a very hair chest, a sheen coat of sweat was glistening on his body, he had yellow teeth with a bunch of plaque build up (ew), and terrible nose hairs.

"Wha-!"

"Now, now, Edward don't keep the poor man waiting!" Emmett yelled as he pushed Edward into the man's body.

"ARGH!" Edward groaned as the man embraced Edward and took hold of his hand and gave it a gentile squeeze. Edward could feel the sweat starting to soak it's way threw his tight fitted shirt.

"Now try to behave yourself Eddie!" Emmett yelled as the man lead him over to the crowded dance floor.

"You are so hot you know that?" The man asked as they stopped right in the middle of the floor. The man started shaking his hips to the beat. Edward not in the mood to talk because he knew if he did he was most likely going to throw up. Edward decided just to nod dumbly and stand there, not wanting to dance with this guy or give him the wrong idea. How did Emmett trick him into doing this again? It really didn't matter though because Emmett was dead when Edward was out of here! The man suddenly turned around, so his butt was in Edward's groin and he started rocking his his back and forth. Edward wanted to puke, he could feel the man's back hairs rubbing against his shirt and the mans ass. With one swift movement, Edward pushed the man away and watched in satisfaction as he practically flew across the dance floor and into a group of men dancing in a circle. Edward wasted no time and briskly walked back over towards Emmett. Along the way, he was able to collect many offers to dance with different men.

"Dude, whats wrong?" Emmett asked once Edward was standing in front of him as read as a beat.

"What's wrong? Emmett are you kidding me? You did no just ask me that question!" Edward yelled

"Dude, you need to chill out!" Emmett said as he poured his glass of water on Edward's head.

"I'm gonna kill you Emmett!" Edward yelled as he wiped the wetness out of his eyes.

"Well then if you are going to then you might as well do i-" Emmett was cut off by Edward talking to himself.

"Alice you are the best person in the world! If you weren't my sister I would kiss you!" Edward yelled as he fumbled with his camera, thought's of killing Emmett were totally erased.

"Dude, thats gross." Emmett said

"Shut up." Edward snapped

"What are you doing?" Emmett asked

"Taking a picture." Edward responded as he searched for the 'on' button on the silver machine.

"Of what?" Emmett asked

"That." Edward pointed to a tall back haired man with dark colored skin standing on top of the bar dancing rather dirty with another man who seemed to be really enjoying it. Emmett had no idea who the man was, but who ever he the man is he is currently taking off his shirt and waving it above his head as he continued to dance with the man.

"What has gotten into you? Why on Earth would you want to get a picture of that?" Emmett asked

"Shhh. I'm trying to take the picture!" Edward yelled

Just as Edward as snapped the picture Jacob spun the man around so he was crushed into his chest and Jacob leaned and kissed the man fully on the lips. Just then a flash went off and Edward was jumping up and down and yelling.

"Oh yea baby!" Edward cheered. "You are mine Bella!"

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Yess. Chapter Eight is finished. This chapter was so much fun to write. haha Now that I am on winter break, I will be able to update this story much quicker than before! :D

If you guys haven't read my other story Once Upon A One Night Stand, then I do recommend it. It has long chapters and has a very original plot.

Please review, I want to know what you guys think of this story so far, or weather this story is still okay. -- come back running xx