Ok, here's reasons why Esme's better than Renee!

These reasons came from: roglol, JadeStern, musiclover33, HeartOfMischief, and gawkers!! thankyou so much for all your reasons!! If i could, i'd give u each an edward!!

Why Esme is better than Renee!

1. When Esme falls in love she STAYS in love.

2. Esme is more responsible

3. Esme is more motherly.

4. She has awesome chestnut hair

5. Esme is better than Renee because she puts her children before what she wants.

6. Esme is better because she loves Bella enough to die for her.

7. Esme is better because she approves of Bella getting married.

8. Esme is better because she can rein in Alice.

9. SHE CAN COOK! Even though the last time she ate was a really long time ago.

10. Esme lives close to Bella.

11. Esme thinks of Bella as a daughter even though she isn't.

12. Esme is a gangsta (just kidding, I can't think of anything real)

13. Esme is more mature than her kids.

14. Esme doesn't live in florida! (which is icky! trust me, i live there) (i live in florida too, and i don't nesisarily think it's TOO icky... only during summer)

Yeppers! that's it for this chapter!! The next chapter is going to be why Alice is better than Rosalie!! I need HELP!! I love both Alice, and Rosalie, so i'll need u guys to review and help me with reasons!

Please review! pretty please with Rpatz on top?? (lol, get it? "Rpatz"?? hahahahaha!!) Yep, that's my dry sence of humor... lol

oh! And i'd like to make an anouncement!!

Anouncement:

I am now officially a Vampire!! YAY!! I drink animal blood! ranging from grizzleys, to mountain lions, to alligators, to Irritable Hoboes!!

I have to go, i'm thirsty!