Letters to America.
In response to: Big bro~
Ya think I care bout the Stupidity Trio? Spain was actually the first to find me but he don't remember who I am & France basically waved "hi" & left. So the only the one I'd hafta worry bout is Prussia, but no one can resist my beer so problem solved!
Seriously? Ya can't even remember your own brother? CANADA? Wait til Matty hears...
& Frankfort? He's my capitol & my "boss" but he don't seem to realize who the state in our relationship is & believes HE runs my gov't &-
America-san? This is Japan. I had to take the laptop away from Bella-chan b/c she started to grow angry & almost threw it at the wall. Frankfort-san really gets under her skin & makes her quite angry when he goes behind her back like he does most of time. Oh, & I hope you do not mind me staying here at Bella-chan's...
Bella-chan says "Frick'n love ya, bro!"
~Honda Kiku, human representation of the nation Japan
Dear Bella,
I wouldn't underestimate the Bad Touch Trio. Even though Spain and France kinda raised you that doesn't stop them from anything. Just look at Romano and Canada. OHH! Is that who Mattie is? Haha. I'm so funny. Besides, beer only makes the problem bigger.
NO! Don't tell him! Look above, I just remembered him! It's just kinda hard to remember him when he doesn't even have 100 million people. I think he only has around 30 million. Seriously, I just remembered him now! The hamburgers must have been blocking a few arteries.
Oh…well that could be a problem. I'll try to talk to him but I've got a lot on my plate right now. You know, being a country and all? I'll try to get on it soon.
Japan? You know it's really creepy to be staying at a girls house? I'm not sure how it's like in Japan but that's not exactly acceptable in America. Haha. I know you won't do anything though. Please just tell Bella to calm down. I'll talk to him soon.
I love ya too Bella! We need to get together sometime soon! Maybe then we can both go talk to this Frankfort dude!
Lots of love,
Daddy Jones
