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"Man…that is so not pool!" Leo made a face as he got up from his former position. Which was on the ground 10 feet away from where he proclaimed One Direction 'gay'.
"I think you mean 'cool'."Gwen coughed.
"Suuuuuuuuuuuure." Leo then turned o Reyna, "How can you do this to me? Me! Your fianancy!"
"Fiancé." Gwen translated.
"No! I am married to Niall!" Reyna protested furiously. It's like blasphemy to accuse her of being with anyone but her darling Niall.
"In your dreams!" Piper couldn't help adding.
"Go to your Zayn and stay there!"
Leo looked hurt. "YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME ALL THIS TIME?"
Leo may look hurt but not as hurt as Jason looked.
"WE WERE NEVER MARRIED!" Reyna yelled back defensively.
"Douché." Leo admitted grudgingly.
Nico spewed out his soda onto his poor cousin named Percy.
Thalia had fun cleaning up Nico's face. Well, with a napkin, much to her own disappointment.
"Touché." Gwen said, annoyed.
"But why? How can anyone compare to this," Leo gestured to himself, "holy being of awesomeness?"
"Because One Direction exists!" Piper, Reyna, Annabeth, Thalia, and Gwen shouted simultaneously.
"That is so unfair! What about us poor guys?" Percy cried out.
"Sorry, Seaweed Brain. 1D has you beaten." Annabeth said apologetically.
Percy gave Annabeth 'The Look'.
Yep, THE 'I'm your boyfriend/love of your life/boy of your dreams/true love/soul mate!' look.
"Okay…I might make one and only one exception for you." Annabeth sighed reluctantly.
"You are the only exception." Reyna sang helpfully with her eyes closed.
Jason's face softened up (dramatically) and Nico sniggered not so secretly.
"Well, it's my turn now! Annabeth, make your pick!" Nico said brightly.
"Um…Percy is my dream guy and all but…Liam is smart AND sexy…so I guess…" Annabeth's forehead wrinkled up in worry.
Then she realized everyone (sober) was looking at her while the drunk people were at their Holy Coconut Cult.
"Thou shan't offend the Supreme Holy Coconut who rises above all mortal and immortal being!"
"Um…I meant truth or dare actually." Nico said with a slight smirk which made Thalia swoon from her position in the Coconut Cult.
Percy shot Annabeth an irritated glance. Seriously! Who is this Liam compared to the most awesome demigod that was ever alive anyway?
"Uh, right. Um…dare. Yeah, dare it is." Annabeth still looked red in the face.
"So…Annabeth, I dare you tell us who would you choose if Liam and Percy proposed at the same time." Nico smirked even wider. "Ah…I soooo hate you." Annabeth rubbed her temples.
"NO! How can you hate my honey bear Nico? You're supposed to be my best friend!" Thalia cried out in distress, clinging to Nico.
Reyna spewed out her soda at Dakota.
"NOT cool, man!"
"Reyna isn't a man, Dakota!"
"FINE! She's a pan!"
"You're incorrigible." Gwen said, shaking her head.
"I'm in Cory-G.'s-ville? SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE T!" Dakota grinned goofily.
Gwen smacked her face with her palm.
"Answer him, Annie! Or is Annie not okay?" Leo grinned 'smirkingly'. Well, it was more of a cross between a grin and a smirk which results in a… 'grirk'.
"Annie? As in Mary Anne?" Dakota asked.
"As in Mary has a little lamb?" Reyna slurred/sang.
"Or the queen who's head got cut off as in Mary Antoinette?" Thalia added with a grin.
"Maybe she meant Bloody Queen Mary!"
"What about Queen Anne Boleyn?"
"Queen Mary Anne Boil in Water!"
"STOP! I want to now Annabeth's answer!" Piper commanded.
"Yes, ma'am Piper." They chorused automatically.
Piper could only scowl.
"Well…okay, it really hurts to say this but…Percy." Annabeth said at last.
"HEY! Why would it hurt so much?" Percy protested indignantly.
"Well…it's just that, um, Liam is-uh, more or less unattainable and- and I've known Percy longer and better so…" Annabeth broke off in her embarrassment. It had been a pure accident that she revealed her One Direction crush, she swears!
Percy just pouted and said nothing.
"Oooooooh~ Is wittle Priscilla jealous?" Jason teased in a baby voice.
"Shut it, Cinderella!" Percy laughed a little to hide the fact he MAY be a teensy little bit jealous of whoever Liam is. Even though he totally pawns him when it comes to awesomeness no matter what a few One Direction fan girls seem to think.
"Annabeth, it's your turn to truth or dare someone!" Piper said gleefully.
"Hey! Weren't you listening to what I said about Sparkles Rainbows Skittles Fairy Unicorn Glitter Hippie Barbie Bob the Sparkles Rainbows Skittles Fairy Unicorn Glitter Hippie Barbie Elephant?" Leo protested indignantly.
Piper groaned loudly. She was used to weirdness. BUT this should be classified as completely alien.
"Well…hmm, Gwen, truth or dare?" Annabeth asked adter a moment of thinking.
"Well…dare, of course." Gwen grinned brightly even though she is dimly aware of the fact Annabeth could be very evil.
"I dare you to talk nonstop for five minutes without stopping or interrupted or becoming distracted." Annabeth challenged.
"Alrighty then! When should I start?" Gwen smiled cheerfully with a glint in her eyes.
"How about…now!" Jason said.
Gwen took a deep breath and started to talk super-fast, "Did I tell you about that time during a jubilee when they arranged a prom of some sorts? Well, they had everyone dress as the opposite gender and all the guys had to wear dresses. I remember recommending Jason and Dakota to go to Fifi's to get their dresses because the clothes there are like, so fab. You know, I actually got my first fancy dress there too and it is still my favorite of all times. Anyway, Jason wore a bright blue off shoulder dress and Dakota wore a strapless rainbow gown that's-"
Leo then tried to cut in with his own rant, "Oooh, rainbow? You mean like Sparkles Rainbows Skittles Fairy Unicorn Glitter Hippie Barbie Bob the Sparkles Rainbows Skittles Fairy Unicorn Glitter Hippie Barbie Elephant? That is so awesome! Dogota and him can be buddies! Then we can all be hippies and prance off into the sunset, riding unicorns and live with the fairies! You know, the fairies-"
"-and we couldn't stop laughing! I got Reyna to use a totally corny pick up line which Jason used on her once and then Jason was sooo freaked out that he spewed out soda on Octavian and he freaked out about how Jason ruined his dress from his great great great great great great great grandmother while he screamed like a girl and his glass of punch broke and was spilled on himself. He couldn't stop blaming it on Jason! I think that's why he hates Jason so much! But anyway, then Bobby taped it-"
"-and then the fairy slapped me in the face! It was awesome by the way because my face was half purple and half pink! And there was this other magical fairy princess named Bob who gave me a total makeover and dyed my hair neon green! THEN, I realized that-"
"-and you'll never believe it how the Lares reacted to it! They weren't very happy when we told them they couldn't attend because they can't change their clothing because they're, well, dead. They grumbled about it FOREVER. And Octavian couldn't stop moaning about how Jason ruined his great great great great great great great grandmother's wedding gown. He was whining so much that Reyna dunked him in a toilet and flushed him down! He turned up a week later covered in all sorts of poop and pee. You know, we still have a picture of it somewhere-"
"-so that's how I discovered NARNIA. I met Aslan and he was like, 'Hey, bro. We're both Lions! You know, because my name is Leo. And it was so cool because he showed me how to do that magical rawr thingy like this: !"
"-but, it was so strange don't you think? Well, of course you think! We all have brains…well, most of us anyway. Then you'll never guess what happened! Reyna actually danced on top of a table! It was so fun that night! The fireworks were absolutely amazing because it was placed right inside Octavian's pants! It blew up his pants and everyone saw his butt. Okay, that was a really bad mental image. We were all permanently scarred in case you're wondering. BUT on the other hand, we have a very nice picture of it to use as-"
"-AND we had jumped off a cliff in our underwear while screaming, 'HOGWARTS IS REAL!' It was the best time EVER! Then there was this other time when Cody the Pink Giraffe was-"
"Wow, is this a ranting contest or what?" Percy remarked to Nico.
"What?" Nico asked with a raised eyebrow which made Thalia giggle flirtatiously.
"Um…I don't…know." Percy answered slowly.
"Of course you don't. You're Percy after all." Annabeth said helpfully.
"Ouch, coming from my girlfriend!" Percy cringed.
"-and Octavian was soooo mad! He literally turned purple and then we threw glitter all over him so he looked like a cross glittery chicken! We have a photo album of Octavian black mail, you see. Which is also of of the reasons why-"
"TIMES UP!" Piper called out.
"Aw…but I haven't told you about-"
"Leo. Shut UP." Piper cut in.
"Okay." Leo said sadly, moving to the Emo Corner which was opened up for him.
"Phew, that was some rant. Pretty good, don't you think?" Gwen smiled widely.
"I shall thank you for exposing some of my most embarrassing memories ever." Jason replied sarcastically.
"Be thankful I haven't mentioned Reyna's dare for you yet!" Gwen stuck out her tongue at Jason.
"Ooooh, what is it?" Piper asked with a gleam in her eyes.
Jason paled dramatically, looking like Nico, "Don't you DARE tell her, Gwen!"
Gwen just smiled evilly and began, "Well, you see, there was one time when the Fifth Cohort was playing Truth or Dare and-"
"RA RA RA-A-AH. RA MA, RA MA MA-AH. GA GA OOH LA LA-AH. WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!" Thalia and Reyna burst out together.
"Reyna! Thank the gods. You saved me from dying of embarrassment!" Jason exclaimed, giving Reyna a huge hug in his relief.
"That is why you're called Cinderella." Percy smirked.
Reyna pushed Jason off and said, "No! I'm with Niall! As in NIALL HORAN of ONE DIRECTION!"
"Noooooooo, Zayn is much much much much much much MUCH hotter than Niall will ever be!" Piper screamed.
"HA! As if any of them could ever compare to my HARRY!" Thalia scoffed loudly.
"Oh, puh-lease! Louis is practically EMPEROR of awesomeness!"
"BUT THEY'RE ALL GAY!" Leo couldn't help bursting out. Then he slapped himself for saying it. He was SO dead.
THAT earned him multiple slaps and scars and five hard kicks in his…ahem, private parts.
So, as Leo rolled around clutching his 'private parts' while moaning in agony, Gwen said cheerfully, "My turn to truth or dare someone! Percy! Truth…or dare, if you dare."
"Eh…I'll go with dare because I am totally awesome." Percy said as if it was obvious.
"NOT! You can NEVER compare your awesomeness to my sugar honey Nico." Thalia said in a sickeningly sugary voice.
Nico looked like he wanted to bolt right now and never return.
"Uh, Dad should disown you." Jason said, disgusted.
"Jase-y! Be nice to your sister!" Reyna scolded like an elementary school teacher.
"Aw, giving nicknames for you loved one, Reyna?" Annabeth crooned with a slight snigger.
"No…I love NIALL. Not Cinderelly." Reyna insisted as Jason's face morphed into a disapproving expression.
"Aw…is ickle fickle Jase-y jealous?" Percy teased in his best baby voice.
"Shut it, Kelp Head." Jason rolled his eyes.
Déjà vu? You bet.
"Percy! I dare you to…Iris Message Minerva and wish her a 'Happy Belly-button Appreciation Day'." Gwen is evil. She knows it too. That is why she is grinning like the evil mastermind she is and always has been deep down.
Percy paled as he gulped, "You're- you're kidding, right?"
"Nope! Get on with your dare. Or are you too scared to do that?" Gwen was grinning wider by the second.
In the background, Reyna and Dakota were happily singing Poker Face together as Thalia and Leo danced off to it.
Reyna: Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my POKER FACE
Dakota: She's got me like nobody
Reyna: Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my POKER FACE
Dakota: She's got me like nobody
"NO! I am the brave Perseus Jackson, son of Poseidon and hero of Olympus!" Percy responded immediately.
Dakota stopped singing and said, "Wait…you say you're Puerulus Jason?"
Reyna spat out her popcorn and started laughing like she was crazy. Oh wait, she is in a way. Because she is 'drunk'.
"Why in the name of Hades…" Annabeth trailed off.
Gwen was trying hard not to laugh too hard to speak, "Well, 'puerulus' means 'baby' in Latin…"
"That means Dakota just called Percy…" Nico eyes widened in realization as he started to laugh as well.
"BABY JASON!" Leo burst out, guffawing.
"So…is Prissy actually ickle fickle baby Jason?" Reyna asked, genuinely confused now.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"But anyway, this ickle fickle baby Jason is going o do his dare, right?" Gwen said menacingly as she fingered her dagger 'subtly'.
Percy gulped. "Of course, Your Supreme Evillness."
Gwen was deciding between feeling flattered about the nickname or being offended by it. She decided she wouldn't mind being evil. "Good. Do it NOW."
Percy looked at Annabeth, "Annabeth, whatever happens, I hope you know that I really love you. Even if you're crushing on Liam from One Direction whoever he is."
Annabeth smiled sheepishly at the last sentence, "I'll try to not let my mom kill you. Oh, and I love you too."
They were about to kiss when Nico interrupted rudely, "Get on with it and make out afterwards. Oh, and get a room if you ARE going to make out."
Thalia then smiled seductively, "Well, how about we get a room too?"
"HELP! GIRLS HAVE COOTIES!" Nico ran away screaming.
"Huh, shouldn't he be past the 'girls have cooties' stage?" Piper looked as Thalia chased Nico around the room.
"Well, obviously not." Jason cringed as Thalia got to Nico and pinned him down on the floor.
The rest of the crazy 'drunk' sugar-high people merely went back to their Coconut Cult to wait.
"Thou Supreme Holy Coconut shalt smite all those who dare offend thee!"
Meanwhile, Percy was sweating his palms as he IMed Athena, aka mother of the love of his life who disapproves of their relationship because he is a son of Poseidon and is also very idiotic.
"Perseus Jackson, what are you-"
"Hi, Lady Athena! I just Iris-messaged you to wish you a happy belly-button appreciation day! Well, since I've done that, bye!"
"What the-"
Then, Percy broke the connection as soon as he could.
"I can NOT believe what I just did." Percy breathed out, sinking into a couch.
"The best part is how Athena will confront you!" Nico clapped his hands excitedly like he was about to meet Justin Bieber. Don't ask how he got away from his new 'fan girl'. It involves a real life-sized puppet if you get what I mean. It wasn't very easy. But someone should've warned him of the wrath he will face after a certain fan of Nico finds out she has been flirting with a life-sized puppet.
Percy groaned loudly, "Oh, no. She already thinks I'm an idiot. It's not going to help me if she thinks I'm insane as well. I hate you, Gwen."
"Quomodo odio Gwen?" Dakota protested in Latin.
The Greeks looked at Gwen and Jason for an explanation.
"I'm fine, thank you." Gwen replied confusedly.
"He just asked 'how are you Gwen?'." Jason translated.
They just blinked.
"I think he wanted to say 'how can you ever hate Gwen?'." Jason further explained with a slightly amused expression.
"But she's evil! E-V-I-L! As in Darth Vader is evil!" Percy rebutted.
"But Darth Vader is awesome!" Reyna shouted at Percy.
"He's evil!"
"He's still awesome." Reyna sniffed.
"Dominus Voldemort est modo magis terribilis quam Darth Vader!" Dakota yelled.
"Translation?" Piper asked.
"Lord Voldemort is more terrible than Darth Vader." Jason replied automatically.
"No! I meant awful!" Dakota slurred.
"Exactly!" Reyna said as if Dakota was crazy. He was, in the same way as she is. Only...he is much MUCH worse.
"Awesome! Not awful…" Dakota corrected himself and started to hum 'Make 'Em Laugh' from Singing in the Rain.
"Mr. Taxi, Taxi, Taxi soutou jeukshi jeukshi jeukshi
Oitsukenai supiido de
Nee tsuite kureru no?
Mr. Taxi, Taxi, Taxi soutou jeukshi jeukshi jeukshi
Hikari kagayaku
Kedo furerarenai no
Masani Supersonic n' hypertonic
Ubatte hoshii no
You take me ima sugu
Mr. Taxi, Taxi, Taxi soutou jeukshi jeukshi jeukshi
Kedo kantan ni
Wa ikanai no yo." Leo sang randomly, bursting into a Girls' Generattion song.
"Where did you learn to speak…was that Japanese?" Piper looked at him weirdly.
"Yeah…you like it? I love Girls' Genration too! So many incredibly hot girls…" Leo trailed off dreamily, his fantasies broken by a hard slap on his face from a very annoyed Piper.
"WHAT? Are you jealous?" Leo asked earnestly with a smirk.
"N-no!" Piper stammered, blushing red. But she was trying to stop herself blushing. And failing of course.
"Well…I'm very good in bed...," Piper gags at his perverted-ness, "…I can sleep for days!"
"Ugh, you're disgusting." Piper shook her head and tried to get away from him.
Then Thalia came bak fuming with her hands stretched out to strangle a certain Nico di Angelo who was right to be very, VERY afraid, "NICO DI ANGELO! HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL ME THIS WAS A DUMMY? DID YOU KNOW IT REALLY HURTS TO THINK THAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE FINALLY GOING TO KISS ME AND FIND OUT I WAS WITH A PUPPET? I WOULD'VE KILLED YOU IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU SO MUCH! BE THANKFUL THAT I DO LOVE YOU OR-"
"We get the idea, Pinecone Face! It's my turn to truth or dare someone! Hmm…Leo, truth or dare?" Percy cut in as he looked for Leo. "Um, Leo?"
"Pretty little butterflies! Oh! Hey, Perce, did you know Nargles exist? It's true what Luna told me!" Leo said brightly.
"Wha?" Pery and anyone else who is sober looked way confused. Even Nico, who was in the middle of being strangled by Thalia.
"Leo est ita insanis Sicut ego Suus pars in Nova Roma! Yeah!" Dakota screamed at the top of his lungs.
"You make no sense." Gwen shook her head.
"What did he say?" Annabeth asked curiously.
"Um…he just said, 'There is a lion in such a way are mad, As I a part of its own in the New Rome! Yeah!'. I have no idea what he meant." Jason looked at his drunken friend worriedly.
Reyna took matters in her own hands and explained with a grin, "No…he said 'Leo is so crazy! Just like I am! It's a party in New Rome! YEAH!'. Am I right, 'Kota?"
Dakota grinned insanely, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexactly!"
"You understand that?" Jason worried over Reyna, the normally sober one whom he is head over heels in love with. Agh! He hates his brain now.
"Like, yeah!" Reyna laughed openly.
Percy coughed, "Right…so, Leo, truth or-"
"DARE!"
"Um…I dare you to pour salsa sauce all over your head and dance like a ballerina while making siren noises." Percy smirked evilly.
"Wow! That was something evilly ingenious! I'm so proud of you!" Annabeth smiled warmly.
"Um…why are you proud of me? ARE YOU DOUBTING MY INTELLIGENCE?"
"Wow, you're becoming paranoid. Just like Hera!" Annabeth muttered to herself.
Unbeknownst to them, it started raining cow dung outside.
"No problem!" Leo jumped up enthusiastically and went to the fridge to get the salsa sauce.
"Wait, I'll go get something for him!" Piper jumped up and dashed away excitedly.
Before they knew it, Leo was prancing in with a hot pink tutu dress with salsa all over him.
"Hey, guys…look at me! I'm Princess Twinkle Toes!" Leo said happily without any sarcasm at all as he turned around in his beautiful tutu.
"Alright…Princess Twinkle Toes," Jason couldn't help but snicker at Leo's new nickname, "you can start your dare now."
Leo then started dancing ballet like a swan (with a broken wing) while making siren noises. To top it all, Reyna decided it was the perfect time to play 'Party in the U.S.A.' at this exact time.
I got my hands up they're playing my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah-Eh-Yeah-Eh-Yeah-Eh
It's a party in the U.S.A
Yeah-Eh-Yeah-Eh-Yeah-Eh
It's a party in the U.S.A
"Man! That was epic! Do it again! Do it AGAIN!" Dakota plead with puppy eyes (FAIL!).
"But it's my turn to Truth or Dare someone!" Leo scanned the people in the room as bleary as his vision was.
"Piper! I choose you!" Leo grinned insanely.
"Wait…so is Piper a pokemon?" Reyna asked confusedly.
"Yes!" Leo laughed.
"No! She's Piper…remember?" Jason said gently.
"So if she's Piper and a pokemon…does that make her a Pipermon?" Reyna frowned with a tentative smile.
Piper gives herself a face palm as Annabeth looks incredulously at Reyna.
"YES! EVERYONE IS POKEMONS!" Leo shouted before anyone could tell her they weren't pokemons.
"So…this," she points at Jason, "is a Jaseon and you," she looks at Leo, "are a Leopunny?"
"Yeah- HEY! Leopunnies are weak!" Leo looked a bit mad. Well, the angry mad and the insane mad.
"Whatever, Leopunny Princess Twinkle Toes. You," "You," Reyna looked at Percy, "are a Perceon. And your girlfriend is an Annabork!"
"What about Nico?" Percy protested.
"He's a Nicoran!"
"Nico ran?" Jason frowned.
"From what?" Percy and Jason had the identical frown on their faces.
"From Thalia, duh!" Leo would be dead if it weren't for Nico giving Thalia a warning glance.
"What about Thals?" Piper grinned.
"A Thaliow." Reyna replied as if it was the most obvious thing possible.
"Hey! How come everyone else can be pokemons?" Dakota whined loudly.
"You're lucky you aren't labeled as a pokemon!" Annabeth rolled her eyes.
"You can be a Darkota!" Reyna smiled brightly, completely ignoring Annabeth's statement.
"Fortuna YEAH!" Dakota punched the air happily.
"Gwen hasn't got her name yet!" Percy grinned. This was payback!
"Gwendoleon." Reyna stated.
"Humph, what about you then?" Gwen huffed.
"Me? I'm a Reynachu." Reyna said cheerfully.
"Wait...if Darkota has his pokemon name after Darkrai, does it make him a legendary pokemon?" Thalia frowned slightly.
"The term is Pipermon!" Reyna protested.
"But I want to be a legendary Pipermon too!" Leo whined unhappily.
"Oh, who cares?" Thalia cried out.
"So, Pipermon, truth or dare?" Leo said in what he thought to be a sexy voice.
That only made Piper roll her eyes as she slapped the back of Leo's head.
"Ow!"
"I'll go with dare." Piper said as she stifled a laugh.
"I dare you to burp the alphabet backwards!" Leo smiled brightly.
"Go, Leo!" Nico cracked up.
"Yeah, you da best…next to me of course." Percy said with a smile as he laughed.
"Hey! I'm more awesome than you are!" Dakota protested.
"EW! That's gross, Leo!" Piper's face twisted.
"It's Leopunny, remember?" Leo said indignantly.
"Riiight, Leopunny. But Anyway, I refuse to do it! It's so all out revolting!" Piper crossed her arms crossly.
"Do it!" Leo whined.
"No!"
"Pretty please? For Camp Half-Blood?"
"No!"
"For Olympus?"
"No!"
"For yo mama?"
"No!"
"For…your dad?"
"No!"
"For your friends?"
"No!"
"For…ME?"
"EW! NOOOO!"
"Fine! For…your pink Prada bag?"
Piper gasped, "NO! Anything but my baby!"
"Piper? Seriously?" Jason looked at Piper (or is she?) incredulously.
"Wow! This proves aliens do exist! They sucked out Piper's brain and…forgot to replace it!" Nico said in fake surprise.
"Shut up, Nico!" Piper commanded using her awesomely evil chamspeaking powers.
Nico did as he was told.
"Hey! Don't you dare shut up my gummy bear Nicky!" Thalia looked very red in the face.
"Barf!" Percy faked puking. That caused Thalia AND Annabeth to hit him.
"HEY!"
"! Puh-lease do you dare like you said you will!" Leo drawled with his most adorable puppy eyes.
Piper made the mistake of looking into Leo's eyes. Leo's adorable sad 'pwease-pwease-pwease-pwease-PWEASE!' puppy eyes. She would've said 'fine' but she couldn't laugh and talk at the same time.
"What's so funny?" Leo asked innocently. (Nope, not sarcasm!)
"Yo mama's face!" Dakota yelled somewhere from…the ceiling.
"Dakota!" Gwen shrieked. "How in the name of Pluto did you get up THERE?"
"Um…Manspider taught me!" Dakota laughed.
"Ooh, I wanna try!" Reyna said brightly.
BUT! Jason pulled her down by the waist, "No, you may not!"
"Aw! You're not fun anymore!" Reyna crossed her arms and pouted.
"Yeah! Unlike Manspider!" Dakota seconded.
"Um, Manspider?" Nico raised an eyebrow as Thalia swooned, "Sexy…"
"Yeah! You know, Wayne Bruce." Dakota grinned roguishly.
Gwen slapped a hand to her forehead, "He means Bruce Wayne. And that's Batman!"
"What? Isn't he Birdman or was it Catman? No, Birdman…Catman is Kyle Selina…" Dakota was confused. His brain wasn't usually as muddled as this…
Piper, meanwhile, was trying to get leo off of her since she STILL refused to do the dare and decided she'd rather give up her most treasured pink Prada bag than burp the alphabet. In her desperation, she had no choice but to whack an entire electric guitar over Leo's head.
"Classy, Piper." Reyna giggled drunkish-ly.
"Glad you thought so!" Piper smiled devilishly.
"Piper…what are planning to do with her?" Jason asked suspiciously, unconsciously putting an arm around Reyna in a protective-boyfriend way.
"Ooh, Jason admits it!" Gwen jumped up and down in joy even though no one else really knows why.
"Wad did my man, Jase, admit dis time?" Leo slurred sluggishly, rubbing his head.
Piper shook her head as she pinched Leo ("OW!") to sit down, "Gangsta does NOT suit you, Leo."
"NO! I AM THE SUPREME GANGSTA OF ALL DEMIGODS AND YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME!"
To be continued…
Author's Note: What do you think?
I love Gwen's rant personally! And I think I might do a story of it too! ;)
Rate Funniness Factor from 1~10, state your favorite quote in the dstory/chapter, and...I have a few random words to say:
Sparkles Rainbow 564 Sunshine Sushi Dinner Lunch 3455555 Curry Unicorns Narwhal 100 Reviewer Gets Prize Crazy Weird Random Victory Rome Greece Italy England British One Direction Taylor Swift Bubbles Rain Shower Hovercraft UFO Alien Saturn FBI CIA James Bond Mission Impossible Harry Potter Septimus Heap Ginny Weasley George Weasley Fred Weasley Oliver Wood Angelina Johnson Alice Longbottom
Okay, I'm done.
Here are the Pokemon references:
Pipermon (pokemon)
Jaseon (eeveelution)
Perceon (eeveelution)
Annabork (abork)
Reynachu (raichu)
Leopunny (lopunny)
Hazinny (happinny)
Frankure (fraxure)
Thaliow (taillow)
Nicoran (nidoran)
Darkota (darkrai)
Gwendoleon (eeveelution)
Octanyte (omanyte)
Now that I'm really done...enjoy your day!
Smiles and chocolate and cookies to everyone! (Am I a hippie? Maybe.)
