I want ice cream...
Jedi Insaness; Chapter Eight; Darth Vader gets Kidnapped
"Let me go...wheeze...or else I shall eliminate you!"
"Omigosh!" a girl squealed, "He did the little wheezy breath thing!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" the crowd of fangirls screamed and they all began scrambling to hug Darth Vader.
Poor Darthie flailed helplessly in his ropes trying to explode the girls' minds with his force. For some reason it didn't work...
"Let me go you imbeciles! How dare you kidnap a Sith!"
A blond fangirl piped up, "See? Wasn't it a good idea to buy those anti-force things at the mall?"
"MALL!" the crowd of girls squealed.
The truth was, they had all gone shopping the other day and picked out some perfect dresses, not for them of course.
"It's time for dress-the-Vader!" announced a brown-haired girl. She whipped out a bag labeled Victoria's Secret...
"NO! NO! NEVER!!"
Other bags appeared around him...
Girls Unlimited
Dresses Banzai
Bath and Body Works
Pink Paint Products
Vader lifted his head and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Far above the crowd of girls, Obi-Wan smiled smugly at the scene. He nudged the green old creature sitting next to him.
"See, I told you selling out the info of Vader's starship to a bunch of Vader fangirls was a good idea..."
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