Chapter 8: Smashers vs. Bashers part 1

Ziddler entered the room suddenly.

"Master Ziddler!" said Glorab happily.

"Glorab, could you please go outside? I'll come soon" said Ziddler, sending Glorab off.

"What do you want now?" asked Zelda after Glorab left.

"Remember that I told you that if you'll do my bidding your hero won't be harmed?" said Ziddler.

"Yes, get to the point"

"I have only one wish from you, only one thing that I'd like to take away from you" said Ziddler.

"Spill Ziddler" demanded Zelda.

"You're quite the brave princess, now the thing I want is very simple, I want control over Hyrule" said Ziddler.

Zelda flinched for a moment, but then she wasn't surprised at all, control is what villains usually wanted.

"You're insane" whispered Zelda.

"Insane might be, but I'm an insane person that has very realistic threats" declared Ziddler.

"What do you mean?" asked Zelda.

"You ARE special, but not special enough that I'll kidnap you alone, and consider yourself lucky to get such a nice room and not a cell" said Ziddler.

Ziddler saw Zelda's face expression and decided to explain even further.

"In other words I've kidnapped more of your friends, so the rope you're walking on is thinner, so to speak"

Zelda became silent.

"If my plan works out 100% positive you'll be able to rule Hyrule beside your beloved hero in my place, however if my plan get devastated because of your stubbornness, oh, then your friends suffer severely" said Ziddler.

Zelda was shocked by Ziddler's cruelness.

"I'll give you several days to think about it" said Ziddler going out of the room.

She was facing a dilemma, she couldn't betray her people to a tyrant like Ziddler that his promises of wealth were lies, and she couldn't double cross her friends, especially that she didn't know how many Ziddler has kidnapped.

***

The happy re-union in Bowser's underground dungeon didn't last long, heavy footsteps, from both corridors leading to the room where the Smashers stood.

"Two creatures are heading this way" said Meta Knight.

"Three creatures are heading towards you!" said a voice that seemed to come from one of the walls.

The speaker suddenly appeared, he was a large Boo with a diamond crown, and an eerie evil grin.

"THEY'RE HERE!" shouted king Boo.

"Let's SQUASH those intruders!" said king Goomba entering the room from one of the corridors.

"I can already tell this party will end with a bang!" said king Bomb-omb walking slowly into the room from the other corridor.

"Hi hi hi hi hi! You're cornered just like trapped mice!" said king Boo with laughter.

"Come on, you call yourselves kings? You all are pathetic!" said King Dedede, so arrogant he didn't notice king Boo disappearing and re-appearing behind him.

"Boo!" suddenly shouted king Boo, startling King Dedede.

"Gotcha'!" shouted king Dedede, swinging down his hammer down on king Boo, completely ignoring the fact that Boo was a ghost.

Meta Knight decided to charge at Bomb-omb but was stopped on his way because king Goomba was standing on him.

Meanwhile king Bomb-omb who totally ignored Meta Knight failed try to charge him, caught Pit by surprise and slammed him into the floor.

King Goomba was laughing from the irony of a Goomba squashing someone else, but his advantage over Meta Knight was short lived due to the fact Wario rammed into him making him fly backwards.

Upon release Meta Knight fulfilled his plan and charged at Bomb-omb as he raised Pit for another slam, making Bomb-omb drop Pit and concentrate on Meta Knight.

Waluigi, suddenly found himself being lifted in the air when he realized that king Boo was lifting him, and then he was hurled at the wounded Pit who was trying to stand up, knocking him unconscious.

King Goomba turned into a ball and rolled towards Wario but was flown back again by King Dedede's hammer's blow, making king Goomba unroll and become dizzy.

King Dedede saw his opportunity and he charged towards the dizzy goomba, but was hurled back king Boo.

Meta Knight tried to attack the big bomb without triggering it or being hit by king Bomb-omb's swinging arms but was finally caught and hurled at Waluigi and pit.

"Hahaha! We are undefeated" said King boo picking up Wario, who suddenly jumped out of Boo's grasp and before Boo could de-materialize dropped on him with great force making him flatten on the floor.

King Goomba suddenly came to, body-slammed at king Dedede making him fly backwards.

Wario was hit hard by charging king Bomb-omb, making him fly backwards as well, releasing king Boo by doing so.

"Victory is ours!" declared king Goomba ignoring Meta Knight sneaking up behind him.

Meta-Knight attacked so suddenly and so efficiently he made king Goomba flinch and fall backwards unable to stand up.

King Bomb-omb was about to crush king Dedede when a tennis balled hit him between his eyes, making him turn around to face Waluigi.

Suddenly king Bomb-omb felt he was being lifted as he realized Wario was holding him, aiming as best he could.

King Boo appeared behind King Goomba and when he tried to help him up they were both hit by the flying king Bomb-omb, who crushed king Goomba and made king Boo slam against one of the walls.

King Goomba instantly ran our of the room, leaving Bomb-omb who was laying helpless on his back and Boo was stuck on the wall.

"You might have won the battle but you didn't win the war!" said king Boo floating towards king Bomb-omb, picked him up and flew out of the room, following king Goomba's lead.

"And don't come back!" shouted King Dedede, waving his fist at the corridor.

"Guys! It's that angel-boy! I think he's badly wounded!" shouted Waluigi in worry.

***

Mr. G&W and the ice climbers were led somewhere in the castle.

"Where are you taking us?" asked Popo the ice climber.

"Silence prisoners! You shall meet with our queen!" said one of their toad guards.

They were to in front of a magnificent door, and there were clearly the sounds of cackling coming out of the other side of the door.

"May we come in queen Cackleta?" asked one of the toad guards.

"Isn't peach the ruler of the mushroom kingdom?" whispered Nana in Popo's ear.

"Permission granted!" said a female voice.

The doors opened up and the Smashers were led to the middle of the throne room, where on a throne shaped like a rocking chair sat a green skinned witch, with pretty robes, with a wide evil smile on her smile.

"So who dares to invade my kingdom?" asked Cackleta in a voice that made both Popo and Nana become scared, Mr. G&W however started waving his fist at Cackleta.

"Hmm? What's the meaning of this?" asked Cackleta.

"You're scary" shook Nana in fear, making Cackleta cackle even harder.

"What do you want us to do with them?" asked the toad head-guard.

"Leave the room now, minions" said Cackleta pointing at the door, making all the toads in the room leave.

"So I understand that two of your comrades fell into my moat, boo-hoo" said Cackleta mockingly.

"Will they survive?" asked Popo hopefully.

Cackleta didn't answer the question but rather cackled, making the ice climbers stressed.

"You better start worrying about yourselves" said Cackleta, Her rocking chair throne starting to float in the air, making the ice climbers scared even more.

"Hope you're good at guessing, because you'll need to guess which one is the real me" said Cackleta, as she divided into three, all of those three started to fly around the room.

One of the Cackletas flew next to Mr. G&W, and he took his chance and caught the bottom part of the chair, starting to fly with the Cackleta around the room.

"Congratulations for finding one of the fake me!" cackled the other Cackletas as they shot lightning bolts at the third one from which Mr. G&W was hanging, making the Cackleta dissolve and Mr. G&W fall on the floor and become a black stain.

The other Cackletas laughed at this, making both ice climbers angry.

Popo threw his hammer at one of the Cackletas making it dissolve, and the other Cackleta took her opportunity and sent a lightning bolt at the attacker, but Popo was pushed by Nana and she was hit instead.

"Here I come fink rats!" said an almost-bald green skinned man wearing robes that looked like Cackleta's, standing on a flying platform that had roped under it Ganondorf and Wolf.

"I mock the mockery of the mockingness of the pathetic which is you, for the awful Fawful is here!" said Fawful as he dropped Ganondorf and Wolf, and then flying next to Cackleta.

"It's a pleasure to see you my student, now let's crush them!" said Cackleta.

"I say yes to crushing fink rats, I have fury!"

***

Dr. Eggman charged towards the smashers with a smile on his face, swinging his punch towards Falco who dodged them, and tried to get to his gun.

"Oh no you won't!" said Eggman, catching Falco by the arm, raising his over his head and spinning him around, finally throwing him at one of the robots, making the robots around fall.

Dr. Eggman suddenly found himself being charged by six colorful vegetable people who crawled on his head and armor, forced to defend himself by grabbing and throwing them.

As he threw away the last pikmin he was kicked in the power-suit's chest by Olimar, although it didn't seem to make any change to Dr. Eggman.

Dr. Eggman picked Olimar by the space suit's shirt ready to slam the wretched thing on the floor as the Pikmin started attacking again, making Eggman drop Olimar.

Falco that stood up from the robot ruins, charged his gun, and he nodded to Mario that he can go attack Dr. Eggman as well, Mario got the sign and charged towards Eggman with his hammer.

Dr. Eggman felt something weak in his back as he looked around and saw that Mario was hitting him with his hammer, as a response Eggman slammed Olimar into Mario, making both of them fly away.

"Face it you losers you can't defeat me!" said Dr. Eggman.

***

Vaati sent a lightning bolt that missed Ness and Lucas, and started a barrage that kept on missing the smashers.

"Try to aim better!" remarked Ness.

"Take this!" said Lucas using his PK fire that Vaati dodged.

"That's all you got? Meddling kids!" said Vaati, brushing away that hair, again.

Vaati raised his staff and it became surrounded with a cloud, growing bigger and bigger.

"Face the power of the storm!" said Vaati, raising his staff even higher.

Donkey Kong looked at the darkening sky with some what surprise, some what terror, and then suddenly lightning bolts started to fall down.

The two kids ran towards Vaati, while trying not to get hit by the lightning bolts and when they were close enough they performed PK thunder on Vaati, making him flinch.

"Good, but not good enough to defeat me!" mocked Vaati, ignoring the fact that the gorilla wasn't behind the kids anymore.

Vaati waved his staff at Lucas sending a lightning ball, sending Lucas flying backwards.

"You meddling kids have no chance in the world!" taunted Vaati, not noticing the fact he was over-shadowed by something until he was wrapped in Donkey Kong's arms, with his staff on the floor.

"What did you say?" asked Ness.

"You still won't defeat me!" said Vaati as he became black and started to transform making Donkey Kong lose his grip.

"You shall see my awesome form!" said Vaati with his voice distorted.

Donkey took some distance from the sorcerer and they all watched in horror as Vaati transformed into a big black blob with one eye in the middle, surrounded with several yellow orbs.

"You shall die!" shouted the blob.

"Well at least now he doesn't need to brush away his hair!" said Lucas, standing up.

***

"The ape izn't alone in here, there is me" said a voice with slight a german accent.

"Who the hell are you?" asked Bowser.

"I'm Dr. Wolfgang T. the third" said Wolfgang adjusting his Glasses.

Dr. Wolfgang T. was a short-ish scientist in scientist robes, gray beard, mustache and long hair, his eyes were hidden by big round glasses.

"How did Ziddler imprison you?" asked Sonic.

"I've been here for zeveral dayz after inveztigated about Ziddler" said Dr. Wolfgang in a dry manner.

"So what did you discover?" asked Sonic.

"I dizcovered that Ziddler iz trying to take over the world!" said Wolfgang.

"You don't zay" said Sonic laughing at Wolfgang's accent.

"And there iz more! I know that he haz a brother who helpz him" said Wolfgang.

"Oh boy, another villain" said Bowser sarcastically.

"I might have an idea of how to get out thoze cells" said Wolfgang with a smile.

"Tell us!" said Sonic with enthusiasm.

"I'll need to think my zolution over though, I'll have an anzwer tomorrow" said Wolfgang.

A/N: For the german readers (if there are any) who got offended by Wolfgang's accent I really do apologize.

And now STUPID QUESTIONS TIME! Will the smashers survive the wrath of the bashers? Will Wolfgang's plan work? And will there be much more stupid questions? This and more in the next chapters