Dear Boys..
First I'd like to say thanks for making me laugh. You made my day. So now I feel compelled to ask how can I talk to my friend without seeming like a jealous bitch...? If she's going out with him that means she likes him at least a little right? And I don't really want to be the one to ruin the relationship but at the same time it does hurt to know she did that... gah, get a girl to give me advice on this k? Preferably Lissa or rose...wink wink.
Love and Roses
Smileyface Devil
p.s. ya I think there is something against it in the Girl Rules..
p.s.s. then again I can't really say anything cause he dated my other friend before I dated him... you're right.. I'm trapped in a goddamned web here... boo :(
Dear Smileyface Devil,
I'm so glad we were able to make your day. That means we're doing our job. (Well, one of us is, hint, hint) Anyway, the only thing I can tell you is to just be real with her. Don't be like 'Well, you should break up with him because I have feelings for him.' That would be the bitchy way of going about it. Just be straight up, and let her know that it hurts you. Maybe tell her not to act so lovey dovey around you, or when they get that way, just walk away. And I commend you for not wanting to ruin the relationship, because if I was in your shoes… I'd be all for fucking it up, but hey… that's just me.
-Adrian.
Adrian, if you're referring to me not doing my job, then you're wrong. This column is to help people, not promoting under-age drinking, sex, and violence like you've been doing. Anyway, I talked to Rose about this, and she told me basically the same thing Adrian said. Just be real with her, and tell her how it honestly makes you feel. Maybe there'll be something she can do to help, and you still wouldn't be ruining the relationship. Rose also said, she would have whooped the girls ass the moment she found out they were together… not that I'm advising you do that, but that's what she said. Anyway, good luck.
-Dimitri.
p.s. I'm not promoting under-age drinking, sex, or violence. I'm just encouraging it. Wait… isn't that the same thing? Shit….
p.s.s. Idiot.
P.s.s.s. Boys, let's get on with it.
My lovely Dimitri and Adrian...
Ha well I have been curious about this for some time now: what is ONE thing that you can't stand about your girl friend? You have to be honest no lying...
I will be watching you... ;D
Someones' Eyes and Ears
Dear Stalker(haha),
I don't have a girlfriend, therefore I can't answer this question efficiently but I can tell you some of my turn offs. 1) Girls that smoke. 2) Girls that lie about their age. (Been there, done that… bad move) 3) Girl's who think their better than me. (Their not). Anyway, those are a few that I can think of off the top of my head.
-Adrian.
Hmm… I'm not sure how to really answer this. I know Roza reads this column, but I'll answer honestly anyway. One thing I cannot stand about my Roza is that she's always worried more about other's than she is about herself. She worries about myself, Lissa, Christian, her mom, Sydney, Jill, and even Adrian (Although I don't understand why.) She barely does anything for herself, and it worries me and frustrates me all at the same time. I try and take care of her, but you know Roza, and she's sometimes hard to handle. I love her all the same, and wouldn't have her any other way.
-Dimitri.
p.s. Adrian here and I just threw up in my mouth a little.
p.s.s. Jealous, Ivashkov?
p.s.s.s. You son of a—
p.s.s.s.s. BOYS! Dimitri, you should know better than that. Knock it off!
p.s.s.s.s.s. Sorry April.
Dear Adrian,
Who's the hottest celebrity in Hollywood right now?
-That chick over in Canada!
Dear That chick,
I'd have to say that I'm seriously digging on Nikki Reed. Yeah, I know she's from those bullshit Twilight movies, but oh my God. If I told you what I'd do to her if I had her alone for a night, I'd get kicked off the column. Anyway, she's absolutely gorgeous, and carries herself so well. You never hear anything bad about her, and she's just perfect. She's definitely who I love at this moment.
-Adrian.
Dear Adrian,
If you were turned into a strigoi, would you want someone to save you, like Rose and Lissa did with Dimitri, or would you prefer to just live your undead life.
-Killa.
Dear Killa,
I'd want to be saved, but at the same time… I wouldn't. Regardless of my hard feelings for Belikov, I can't imagine what it's like coming back from what he did. He did some horrible shit, and I'm sure I would too if I was a strigoi(God forbid). I don't know if I'd be able to bounce back from that, but yes… I think I'd want someone to save me.
-Adrian.
