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Chapter 7- Spying on the Allies
" Alright, since you can't master in anything we can use, you will be spying on the allies." Germany said to Italy. Italy went into shock and said " Why me! What if the allies attack me! Please don't send me! Please don't send me!"
We were in another one of our axis meetings, Japan and Germany were trying to figure out what to do with Italy. That was actually one of the main topics of our conversations. Once we were doing another meeting and then I was taking notes and giving in my own ideas. Japan and Germany were the most involved. Italy was just sitting down, staring at the three of us. I sat down next to him and tried to explain to him as simply as possible. He just looked at me confused.
Then Germany and Japan noticed it and then soon came the meeting to help Italy understand meetings. I was totally against this idea. Even I couldn't understand their so called tactics as well. Italy was no better. I nearly slept! And that was Italy's thing! Then Japan asked if he understood the meeting. Italy collapsed unto the table and I face palmed myself. Obviously it didn't work…
" Well you aren't good at anything else so you might as well do the easiest. You have no way of handling guns, since you nearly always surrender. Kristina, you will go with Italy to spy on the allies." Germany explained and then looked at me.
" Me? Why me?" I asked.
" Well first off I also don't trust Italy with spying since he is too easy going and lazy. He might even expose himself. Second the information he collect might not be useful so I need you to be there to guide him. Lastly, with Italy's relation to France and you being Chinese, you two might be taken more lightly compared to Japan and I." Germany explained.
" I see, so… where is the meeting place?" I said.
" I heard it will be in France, Paris. So it would be easy to get there. But the building itself we have to bring you there and then leave. So you have to go back on your own. Is it clear?" Germany said.
" Alright… anything else?" I asked.
" Just make sure Italy is not exposing himself and beware of the allies…" Germany said.
" I hope you will come back safe." Japan said.
…
We arrived at the allies meeting place an hour early to find a hiding place. It was pretty easy sneaking into the meeting room since there was no one about. We stepping into the french meeting room which was plainly designed but nice. Well, Paris is the city of fashion and love.
" Okay… we need to find a place to hide…" I said.
" Why not there?" Italy asked pointing to some curtains at one end of the room, away from the chalk board at the other end.
" Not a good place to spy. We need to be near the chalk board." I told Italy. " Maybe we should hide under the table"
" Ve~!" Italy agreed easily. " But won't we be hit by the allies feet?"
" Just don't go too close. Anyway, Italy, whatever you do, do not say anything to the allies or talk aloud. Just whisper to me softly. And remember every word they say." I told Italy.
" Oh, okay." Italy said " Can we go for pasta breaks?"
I was about to face palm myself when suddenly, I heard some footsteps.
" Quick Italy! Hide!" I told Italy. Italy panicked and quickly went under the table. I followed after him. Maybe hiding under the table isn't a good idea… Then I saw America walk in. Shoot! What is he doing here so early! Then I realised he was carrying a huge teddy bear. And his face was more kind. Is this really America.
This America look-alike had slightly longer blond hair in a mopey mess and has a small curl of stray hair. He has a rounder face and bigger innocent eyes. He was around America's age. He wore a plain brown suit instead of a bomer jacket and dark brown pants. His skin was much paler and his eyes were of a bright blue. His… um… teddy bear was of a snow white and looks so cuddly. I nearly awed if I hadn't stopped myself.
Then the America look alike saw us. Oh shoot. Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot! I quickly whispered to Italy " Move back!" Italy saw the American and quickly moved back. I followed suit. The America look-alike us looked at us, approached to the table and squat down. Sigh… the table was a bad idea after all.
" H-hello?" The American loo-alike said. His voice was gentle and sweet. He seemed like the person who you can easily get along with.
" Ahhhh! America has spotted us! Run!" Italy yelled and scrambled out of the table. I just sat there, staring at the new character in the room. I think I know him… he's from Hetalia… if I'm correct…
" I am not America, I'm Canada…" the man said. " It's okay, I won't hurt you. What are you doing under the table?"
I just stared at the man, I knew it! It was Canada! Wow, I can't believe I forgot about Canada as a character in Hetalia. Wow. Everybody does forget Canada. Even me… I can't believe I can't remember such a sweet guy.
I crawled out of the table and then I called for Italy " It's okay, this guy isn't America. It's Apparently Canada."
Italy came out of the curtains, of course. He told me to hid behind the curtains, which doesn't seem to be a bad place to hide now. Then he came out and said " Who?"
" Canada. A country." I said. Canada's eyes went wide and stared at me. Then he stuttered " H-how did you know I'm a country?"
" I've heard about it." I told Canada, facing him. " Maple leaves, nice scenery, nice people… yeah. I know you are a country."
" Wow, I can't believe you can see me, even more surprising talk to me." Canada said. Italy was no longer afraid and walked toward Canada.
" What do you mean? You are a country, surely someone must have recognised you." I said.
" This is the first time I've met you Canada! Hello! My name is Italy!" Canada said.
" Hello Italy, not many countries recognise me because most of the time they think I'm invisible or ignore me. America takes a lot of advantage of that, since Iook like him. What's your name?" Canada said.
" Kristina, I'm not a country just to tell you first off. That's sad for other countries to ignore you. It must be lonely." I said.
" Not very, at least France talks to me once in awhile and Britain at least tries to remember me. And I've got my polar bear Kumijima here." Canada said, showing me the teddy bear which apparently is his polar bear.
" Aw~ It's so cute!" Italy said, rubbing it's head. It looked up at me and Italy. Aw~ Then it looked at Canada and actually spoke " It's Kumajiro, who are you?"
" The bear talks?!" I exclaimed a little too loud.
" Yes, And Kumajiro, I am your owner Canada." Canada reminded Kumajiro. Poor Canada… his polar bear can't even remember his owner. Well, not as much as Canada remember's Kumajiro's name.
" So what are you doing here Canada?" Italy asked, standing up straight.
" I'm here for the meeting, but it seems I'm a little too early." Canada told us.
" The meeting, I thought there were only five people in the Allies?" Italy said.
" Yeah… I thought if I came to the meetings, they would start to notice me. But it hasn't worked so far. Once Russia sat once me and farted right there…" Canada said. Poor Canada…
" Anyway, what are you two doing here?" Canada asked.
I was about to come out with some excuse ( probably a stupid one since I'm bad at lying) when Italy said " Oh! We are here to spy on the Allies!"
" Italy! When you are trying to spy, you don't tell people who you are spying on or if you are spying or not!" I told Italy. Canada then looked at me and said " So are you part of the axis powers, I heard of them."
" Well Italy is. I'm just helping Italy in exchange of letting me stay at his house, until I find my home." I said.
" Are you lost?" Canada asked.
" Yes…" I said.
" Well anyway, you can't hide right near the table, otherwise you can be easily spotted. Why not you hide behind the curtains than later hide under the table for a closer look." Canada said.
" Thanks Canada! Wait, why are you helping us?" I asked Canada.
" Well, I am not exactly in the Allies yet and I don't think I'll ever be." Canada said. Then, I heard footsteps again.
" Italy! This time we have to hide!" I quickly whispered to Italy. Italy jumped up in shock and quickly hide behind one of the curtains. I quickly hid behind the other one. Then I saw the real America sneek in, not noticing Canada, and started scribbling something on the chalk board. What is America doing?
I started to make out what America was drawing. It was really bad drawing of the Allies, at least I think it is. It wasn't drawn properly. Then America laughed and said " Ha ha ha! Yes! I'm a genius! Let's see how Britain's art is like compared to mine now!"
Whatever Britain's art is like, it's definitely better than America' I realised the better drawing of the axis powers below it. Well, Britain's drawing is so much better. Then I saw my drawing next to Italy's. Wow, I look pretty good in that portrait. Great, I sound egoistic don't I?
America just chuckled to himself and then he sat down in his seat. Soon, most of the allies are in the room, gaping at America's art work. China, who was the last to arrive (very late) finally made a reaction when he saw the drawings.
" W-what is with these strange drawing?!" China exclaimed. The other allies came to their senses. Then most of the allies, I think you know who the fifth ally isn't included, went to the chalk board and stared at the drawings. I saw Russia holding a pickaxe. I hope we don't expose ourselves… I don't want to be killed by a pickaxe…
" Someone put us up there too! How the hell did this? My beauty in the picture cannot be expressed at all!" France exclaimed. Well, at least I'm not sounding egoistic like France
" They sure messed up my eyebrows…" Britain said, What, it's easy to draw easy eyebrows, but they look too thick.
" The ones at the bottom look familiar though." China said.
" If this drawing is suppose to be of me," Russia said looking at his own portrait. " I'll guess I'll just bore through a hole in the chalk board."
China, Britain and France quickly turned to Russia and exclaimed " Don't!"
Then America dared stand up and spoke, not hiding his proud look and sniggers well, " Man! What a letdown! I can't believe there's someone among us that would draw us like that! With such polished technique with skills that were developed in New York… Drawings are softly cute with American Pop art! How unforgivable."
America, too obvious, wayyyyy to obvious. Britain looked at America in an annoyed way, went behind America, putting a hand on his shoulder and said " So it was you."
China looked at America extremely annoyed and said " All right, Since you guys are fighting over drawings, I guess I'll draw them for now on."
Then we watched as China drew a great portrait, a realistic one, really quickly. Then when it was done. I saw a picture of a chinese woman with flowers in the background and a flower in her plaited hair. Immediately, all the allies exclaimed " What?! That's you China!"
I was about to exclaim myself when I covered my mouth. Italy, as I can see, just look blank. I quickly jotted down on my notebook I brought: China- good at drawing but suspect China's a girl…
" Yes, what's wrong?" China asked. No one dared to answer. Is China a guy or a girl… I hope it's a guy…
" Never mind, why are you here late China?" Britain asked. " It's not usual for you to be late."
" I didn't plan on being late." China said as he faced his allies " But I was busy making Zui Xie. However, I do not regret what I did."
" Psst! Kris! What's Zui Xie?" Italy asked me.
" A crab soaked in wine. Pretty good to eat." I said quickly.
" It doesn't matter anymore, just sit down." Britain said as the allies took their seats.
" Understood, please wait a moment." China said then he went to the door and called out " Come in! Brothers!"
Then suddenly, a whole group, I mean a huge group, of chinese male workers went into the room and started building something immediately at the side of the room. What is going on? Is there an end to these workers.
" Christ, is cooking crab really more important than the summit?" Britain said, grumpy.
" I prioritise eating over everything else!" China protested. I wonder if China's is really the oldest in the group. He even sounds girly.
" Oh come on… Fine… give me one of those crabs." Britain said.
" Me too." France added.
Then soon, a China town was built in the meeting room. WOW! How fast are these workers? Then a chinese man carrying a tray of crabs came to the allies and said " It's thirty dollars for one."
" Don't just build a city in the conference room." Britain said.
" I'll have one of those." America said as he took a crab and tossed the money to the man. The crab was gone in seconds! Wow, americans can eat. Italy waved at me to get my attention. I looked at him and Italy pointed to the China Town happily. Italy's distracted. I shook my head and Italy pouted. Sorry Italy, but you have a job to do.
" Well, I want to feel like I am at home so why not build a town in here?" China said. Sigh… this meeting isn't going anywhere. Then, they finally started discussing about the plans. Yes! This is what we came for. I gestured Italy to move under the table. Italy nodded and we quickly went under the table.
Italy accidentally bumped at the top of the table with his head and fell underneath. I quickly went after him, falling unto the ground. Shoot! Why are we so clumsy. Italy was about to moan in pain but I quickly covered his mouth.
" Hey, did you guys hear something?" France said. Oh shoot.
" Nah, it's probably nothing. Anyway…" America said and continue his discussion. Phew… I removed my hand from Italy's mouth and I saw Italy crying slightly.
" Ow… It hurts~…" Italy said.
" You okay?" I asked. Italy nodded.
" Can you kiss my injured part to made me feel better~" Italy asked. I blushed, not this attempt again. Every time he hurts himself badly he will ask for a kiss from me. He maybe able to seduce other women but not me. Remember, single for life. But Italy always makes me feel different.
" Nice try but no, speak softly." I said in a whisper. Italy showed a pouty face and I sighed, he just going to get himself hurt until he gets that kiss huh?
" Fine…" I said and I kissed the top of his head. " Happy?" I was blushing way too much.
Italy smiled at me and said " Ve~" Well, nothing much happened after that. It was starting to get boring since France and Britain was fighting nearly all the time. Finally after awhile. It was the middle of the meeting. That was the scariest moment so far.
" All right! The middle of the summit has gone perfectly!" America announced. " … is what I want to say but just a moment." I pricked my ears. What is America going to say?
" Don't you feel like there is something strange going on around here?" America said. Oh shoot! We've been caught!
" Kris…" Italy said to me.
" Just keep quiet…" I whispered to Italy.
" I feel it." Britain said. " Like there is someone other than us here."
" Kris…" Italy said more urgently.
" Wait!" I hissed.
" It's probably like a spirit behind his back," France said pouting at Russia " or General Frost or his previous Emperor or whatever."
" Eh? Me?" Russia said innocently, which sounded pretty scary the way he says it. Chills went down my spine. Were we found out?
" I also feel something strangely uncanny. I'm scared." China said.
" Jeez! This is too scary!" America exclaimed then calm down and said to to China " China, you can eat your crab now."
" Okay!" China said but before he could start, France exclaimed " I just counted one more country than there should be in here!"
" We're found out!" Italy whispered to me.
" Wait… he said one more, not two. Maybe he's referring to someone else." I told Italy.
" But who? We are the only spies here. Unless, there is really a ghost in the room!" Italy exclaimed. Then I remembered someone. Of course! Canada! They must be talking about Canada!
" You're kidding! Nobody knows who the other country is!" Britain said, scared to the bone.
" It's not us." I told Italy. " They finally found Canada." I said.
" I wonder when it'll be my turn to say something… I'm looking forward to it…" I heard Canada murmur. Wow, Canada is so shy. Poor Canada…
" Who are you?" Kumajiro asked Canada. Kumajiro forget his master's name so fast?
" I'm Canada." Canada said softly.
Soon, the meeting was over, and Canada wasn't noticed. America made the final announcement " All right, let's dissolve this summit here." Phew… finally! Now all we have to do is wait for the allies to leave and we can go home. The meeting was soooo boring.
" Everyone, I'm sure you understand." America said as he put all the files into one pile. " but since what we discussed is top secret, you should be very careful and not leak anything. That's all."
Then suddenly, before I could stop Italy, he rised up from the table, across America, right infront of everyone and said " Okay."
Stupid Italy. I saw Canada looking at Italy, in a sad way. Everyone was staring at Italy like the way Canada looked at Italy. Oh what the hell? I rose up and scolded Italy right there. " Italy! What did I say about no commenting! What's more you exposed yourself! What kind of spy are you!"
The allies were all speechless. They all looked depressed, they each tried to say something but only weird noises came out. Russia was the only one who stayed calm and look at Italy and me like it was an everyday thing.
" Hey, hey! Are we eating after this? We are eating aren't we? Food would be great. Food right? If there's pasta I'll be really happy! We're having pasta right? Pasta would be greta." Italy asked the allies. I face palm myself.
" They aren't going to treat us to food Italy…" I said. " Run!"
" Why is Italy and Kristina sitting at the table?!" Britain said as he got yp, so did the other allies. I quickly grabbed Italy's arm and dashed for the door.
" Hold it! What are the guards doing?!" France yelled. America quickly went in front of the door. Shoot! We were trapped.
" What guards?" I said. Then ran off again. Only to be blocked by Russia.
" Ahh! Please don't hurt us! Please don't hurt us!" Italy yelled, not letting go of my hand. Actually, he held my hand even tighter.
" Ouch Italy! You're hurting me!" I said. Italy ignored me. Oh shoot, what should we do? What should we do?
" Great! We caught the two. Now we have to make sure they won't leak our secrets." America said.
" Oh yeah?" I said, " And how are you going to do that?" Then suddenly, Britain pulled me away from Italy, Italy yelled " Kris!" Before being strapped down to a chair, I was strapped down too.
" So what should we do?" China asked.
" Harm the girlfriend and let them go. That would teach them a lesson." America said. I sighed and said, blushing " For the hundredth time, I am not Italy's girlfriend."
" I know that! I'm just doing it to tease you!" America said. This is getting annoying. Then I remembered something. I have a walkie-talkie in my pocket. I can contact Japan or Germany!
" It's not a good idea to hurt a girl." Britain said.
" How about we hurt Italy instead?" America said. " Maybe my plan works the other wa around."
" Let us go!" I yelled as I struggled to get the walkie-talkie out of my pocket. Come on… just a little more…
" Kristina, are you okay? Over." I heard Japan's voice over the walkie-talkie. Yes. The allies quickly looked at me but with my strength and determination, I managed to send my message " Send help! Now! Over!"
" Oh bloody hell! Germany and Japan's coming." Britain said.
" Take the two with us and let's bail!" China said. Russia grabbed the two chairs happily and we were carried easily. How strong are there allies! The door burst open, Germany and Japan came in with their weapons drawn.
" Japan! Germany! There you are! How did you get here so fast?" I said.
" Let Kris and Italy go." Germany said as he pointed his gun a Russia. Russia just put us down and then drew his pickaxe. The allies were drawing their weapons. Then I got an idea, my legs weren't tied to the chair! I quickly stood up and hit Russia and China with the chair. It wasn't easy but I did it!
America, Britain and France to distracted and turned to look at me and Germany shot a bullet over their head, making them fall unto the floor to avoid the shot. Japan quickly cut the ropes that tied both Italy and I to the chair.
" Thanks Germany, thanks Japan. Now let's get out of here!" I said and we four dashed out of the room. We didn't stop running until we were at Germany's house again.
" What happened?" Germany asked in deep breaths.
" Ask Italy." I said looking at him. Italy gave a guilty look and said " Sorry…"
" It's alright." Japan said " So long as you two are okay."
" How did you two get into the meeting room so fast?" I asked. Germany and Japan remained silent.
" We… were outside the building…" Germany said. What? Germany and Japan were hiding there all this time? Then why were we spying. I didn't care now, I was too tired.
" Hey, can I see the notes?" Japan said, trying to change the subject. I threw the notebook towards Japan. He barely caught it and then read the notes. He looked a little disturbed and said " What do you mean China could be a girl…"
" Don't ask…" I said. Next time, if anyone asks me to spy on the allies, I'll run!
I know, slightly boring but just wait. The next chapter is more exciting! April fool's day chapter! I have made my own changes so Italy and Japan will be in it too. ;P try and guess what Kristina has to wear… poor Kristina… stay in tune! We are in the middle of the fanfic already!
