Wow! Three chapters in one day! I'm pumped! I want reviews people so please give me reviews. Now for a fun chapter with action! The First Task!


In a tent.

Harry So I'll just go with the flow if my broom breaks or fails! Yeah I'll just punch the dragon that it'll die! Yeah! POW POW! Want more!? WANT MORE!? HYAH!

Hermione Harry.

Harry AHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING THERE?

Hermione Just saying. First you have to get the egg and then-

Harry Dance with the dragon?

Hermione No you idiot! Fight it!

Harry Oh hell no! That big thing! No way!

Hermione Then how are you gonna live?

Harry When I get the egg then I'll just run away. Or maybe become dragon food.

Hermione Harry! I'm so scared! Hugs Harry.

FLASH!!!

Rita This'll surely make the front page. 2 students hugging each other! Ah isn't that sweet?

Krum This Triwizard Tournament is for friendship Low voice. And steroids.

Rita OOH muscular man! Flash. Hope you make the front page! If you don't I'll still have the money anyway so it wouldn't really matter!Toodles!

Crouch, Dumbledore, Madame Maxime, Karkaroff appears.

Dumbledore Champions come-Hermione what are you doing here? Oh I understand! Making out with Harry! You'll have to wait until the first task ends that is unless he lives. If he dies you still have me with you!

Hermione Oh um that's hot...Runs away as fast as she can.

Crouch Champions! Come and choose a model of the dragon gonna face from this pouch. Fleur.

Fleur Takes out a small green dragon. Wow.

Crouch Common Welsh! OOH! Krum.

Krum This'll be easy. Takes out a model of Chinese Fireball. OW! IT BIT ME!

Crouch Your turn Cedric.

Cedric Takes out a Norwegian Ridgeback. It looks hot but not as much like me.

Crouch Harry.

Harry Ah frick the Hungarian Horntail.

Crouch What's that?

Harry NOTHING! Takes out a model of the Hungarian Hortail Dragon. Aw shit. Wait! I just have to fight this piece of crap? OKAY! Smashes the dragon.

Crouch The task is to get the egg from the dragon. Not kill your model Mr Potter. Simple as that.

Harry Oh my god that is so fricken hard.

Crouch Cedric, your up.

Cedric My hotness will kill the dragon.

Harry Yeah yeah yeah. Have fun.

After a few minutes.

Harry Aw shit. I'm up. I was just having a good snoose. ONLY 30 MINUTES PAST!? This is going to be quick.

Harry is in the field and sees the egg only 4 yards away from him.

Harry This is easy. Runs toward but then suddenly the Hungarian Horntail appears.

Dragon Roar! Roar! Roar!

Dragon tries to eat Harry but Harry dodges. The Dragon hits Harry hard on a nearby rock. The dragon breathes fire at him but Harry hides behind a rock.

Harry Why won't anyone fricken help me.

Hermione Use your fricken wand you idiot!

Harry My wand should help. I wonder how I got that idea. ACCIO FIREBOLT! And I just wait.

Dragon continues breathing fire.

The firebolt appears. Harry jumps on but the firebolt moves away for fun. Harry falls onto the ground hard.

Harry I'm gonna get fricken eaten by a dragon so let me go on.

Harry gets on the firebolt before turning into soot. Harry starts flying away in a place with trees. The dragon tries following and breaks free from the chain and follows Harry. Harry dodges the dragon from its fireball and weaves away from its bite that would've killed Harry.

Harry Wow this doesn't seem so hard. Smacks himself on a tree branch and nearly falls off but gets back on.

Harry starts yelling from the speed of the firebolt and finds himself in Hogwarts castle. He finds that the dragon has stopped chasing him.

Harry Yeah! Don't try eating me today!

Harry tries finding a way back to the field with the egg but is lost and doesn't know where to go. He looks everywhere and gets smacked by the dragon and falls off his broom. He lands somewhere on a window and sees the broom. He tries reaching for it but can't. The dragon tries looking for him so that it could eat him. Harry continues trying to get his broom. The dragon comes closer to him. Harry nearly falls off.

Harry Somebody help me! Anyone inside the window? Damn. They're all at the first task. HEELLLPPP!!!

The dragon soon finds Harry. Harry grips onto the tip of the broom. The dragon smashes the window which made Harry fall. Harry quickly gets on his broom before getting killed. The dragon breathes fire at the tip of Harry's broom. Harry goes through a small opening. The dragon tries going through but then hits the small opening and falls down.

Harry Yeah you bastard! I'm not going to be eaten today! HUH!

At the first task place.

Ron Wow this is a lot of fun. We barely get to watch anything happening. This really sucks for me.

Hermione My bet was really teriible that Harry would live. He probably is dead now.

Harry comes back.

Hermione YAY! I WON THE BET! Say where's Fred and George.

Harry Reaches for the Golden Egg. YES! I WON! YES! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT I WON!


This chapter was more action than humor but it was fun to read. wow I wrote too much today. THREE chapters is like herding sheeps three times a day! (No I do not live in a farm.) I hope you enjoyed this. Keep reviewing!