As requested by Shukoru here's Neji!

20 ways to scare Neji without getting killed by his Byakugan:

While Neji's "Meditating" (He's actually just taking a dump) Slam open the door and scream something about his mom.

Run up to him and show him a picture of Gai in a speedo.

Run up to him and show him a picture of yourself in a speedo.

Give him a wedgie!

While he's sleeping record a fat lady screaming (Yes like that Drake and Josh episode) and then press play with the volume to max.

Tell him his hair is frizzy.

Dye his hair pink, wait he might like that dye it blond.

Gaara smells like headphones. Wait WTF?

While he's sleeping place and green afro wig over his head.

Tape Sasuke to his shower wall.

Wear his clothes to school.

Legally change his name to Naruto.

Tell him Naruto's coming back to kick his ass again!

Neji: I hate you.

Me: I know.

Shino: Heh, Bugs.

Me wrong chapter Shino.

Shino: … ignores Heh, Bugs.

Tell him has to have an operation.

Tell him during the operation Naruto cut his off.

20 things Neji finds annoying:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Sorry key stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk.. Damn keys.

Me talking.

Me living.

Me breathing.

Me typig.

You living.

You breathing.

You reading this.

He knows were plotting against him.

(He just thinks that. Mostly while hes crapping.) Neji: Meditating!

The strange fact that Gaara smells like headphones. (Just say it to someone, they should laugh.)

Passing out.

Smelling Salts.

The fact I'm going to Disney World (LA right?) for the last week of August.

Did you know Neji eats speedos…

And then wears them? O.O twitch

Spoons and forks, knives and other eating impliments. (He doesn't wash his hands before he eats.) -O

Neji: Oh Joy I'm almost done.

Me: Screw you. Damn.

(Authoress not responsible if you get parts of your boy ripped off and sent to your friends one piece at a time.)

AN/:

I am looking for a possible Co-author (sometimes you just can't be funny by yourself) I can tell those who appreciate me by who reviews. Not necessarily who reviews the most but those who take the time to even push the button and give a sentence or two. It just gets hard sometimes, so it is your turn those who reviewed to be appreciated, by me giving review responses! (Squee! This is the first ever time I get to do this for any story!)

Kuro Uchiha:

Yes Kankuro does make out with a can of paint I've seen him! And I have also had a hard time imagining Gaara kissing paint with his eyelids. Though it always ends up with him getting the paint in his eyes and running around for 9 hours strait screaming.

Shukoru:

Yes very evil. And Shino is going to be chapter 9 I believe!

Loki Zentra:

I know I rule!

Sasuke: And you call me the arrogant bastard!

Catsura: Looks at Loki Don't hit me! Kakashi chapter 12, half way done!

LonelyGirl9426:

Yay 4 KITTY MAAAAAAN! He should have his own theme song!

Sure Deidara chapter 11.

Finder77:

Thanx XD!

Finder77:

XD

Slightlybroken:

YES AND YOU WILL SEE THE MADNESS TO COME!

Shukoru:

Neji is chapter 8 and Lee 13, don't ask me how that worked out it just did that way. YES SCAR SASUKE NOW!

Slightlybroken:

View chapter 7 please!

(anon.) Amanda:

Thank you Love u 2!

Desert.Moon:

I know, that was from a fic I read where I got very few of these ideas from.

LonelyGirl9426:

RANDOM! I don't really, I'm always afraid I'll step on them!

LonelyGirl9426:

Oh. Really? Mine lives in my closet and almost ate my cat. TT

LonelyGirl9426:

Thanx!

(If I didn't reply to other reviews It's because I forgot to print off the seccond page of reviews! Sorry! Probably will put in next chapter!)

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