Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The King and Queen of Egypt

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: T

Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.

Summary: The Road to Wrestlemania is full of surprises but will DX make it back from Egypt in time for the biggest pay-per-view of the year? Find out what happens to the DX family next!

A/N: This chapter contains scenes of violence and is not suitable for younger readers.

Chapter Eight – Extreme Measures

Cairo, Egypt

The sun was blazing over Cairo this morning and it was good because now Amy, Melina, Shawn and the ARK Angels of DX could see their adversaries coming. The President had announced that extremists were very determined to avenge their fallen soldiers killed by ATM in the President's palace and the angelic duo couldn't be happier; they wanted to be found.

"They know what you look like, they're looking for women with their heads uncovered," the President of Egypt said to Amy and Melina who along with LC and Cheyenne were bare-headed.

"That would be us," Melina said, she wasn't even a little bit scared, it didn't even bother her that Johnny wasn't with her; he had opted to stay back at the palace with their son Romeo, RJ Orton and Rebecca Michelle Michaels. LC had her weapons of choice Halle the halberd and Henry the mace, Cameron had his wisdom and Cheyenne, well she had her Phenomenal Strength and she was ready to use it on the extremists today.

"My God it is going to be a victorious morning in Cairo and finally the people will be able to live in peace," Shawn said and he turned to face everyone. "Let's make this happen quickly, I don't want this to be a long drawn out thing that gets us on the news,"

"If Trish were here she would tell us exactly how long this would take," Amy said and Melina's pocket started to vibrate, it was her cell-phone and she had gotten a message from Trish.

"Trish says it will be over in ten minutes," she said to Amy, Shawn and the ARK Angels and they all looked at their watches.

"Good then we'll be back at the palace before dinner and you two can go shopping," Shawn said to Amy and Melina.

"Yay!" Melina said celebrating while Amy pouted.

"I don't want to go shopping!" Amy protested.

"I told you I want you to spend more time with Melina, plus I'm getting kinda tired of seeing you in the same red shirt and white dress combo every week, your wardrobe needs a serious update baby doll," Shawn said to his wife and Amy looked Shawn up and down. He was wearing a brand new cowboy hat – in Egypt of all places. His white linen shirt was freshly pressed and his blue jeans were brand new as-well. Shawn always looked top draw which didn't help her at all considering she was about as fashion conscious as a part-time thrift store clerk.

"Fine I'll shop 'til I drop and when I come back you aren't going to be looking better than me anymore," Amy said to HBK and Shawn smiled.

"That's okay Amy as long as you don't look like you normally do," Shawn said and LC and Cameron laughed while Cheyenne shook her head unimpressed with her dad's comments.

"Its what's inside that counts dad, not everybody stands in front of the mirror combing their beard for half an hour," Cheyenne said and the President of Egypt looked at Cheyenne bemused.

"A man's beard is his burden, it must be well groomed young lady and it takes time to make it look like something you wouldn't want to shoot with a rifle," the President said patting his thick black beard and Cheyenne scratched her head.

"No wonder you two get along, you obviously like fur on your faces," Cheyenne said.

"I hate that beard Shawn," Amy said to her husband and he patted his golden beard proudly.

"Well hate's a pretty strong word Amy, I wouldn't say I hate your clothes but I strongly dislike them," Shawn said and Amy huffed.

"Well let's make a deal Shawn; if I handle these extremists in less than ten minutes, you shave your beard. If we go over ten minutes, I change my wardrobe. Do you have a deal?" Amy said to Shawn.

"No, Trish already said how long the battle is going to take so that stipulation doesn't work. How about this instead, if you never speak to Edge ever again and I'll shave my beard but if you continue to think he's just your friend and nothing more I buy all your clothes for the rest of the year. Do we have a deal?" Shawn asked Amy and she thought about it.

"That's a tough one, I'll get back to you," Amy said and Shawn was about to ask her why she couldn't agree to the deal right now when a loud bang shook the city center where they were all gathered. Several jeeps rolled up on them and the President rang the alarm signaling that the extremists had arrived and for everyone to get to the bomb shelters.

"They are here, please do what God has sent you here to do," he said to Shawn, AM and the ARK Angels of DX.

"Don't worry Mr. President, this will be over in exactly ten minutes," Cameron said and the President went to calm down the Egyptian people who were screaming and running away in fear at the arrival of the most feared extremist group in Egypt.

"Fear not for I am with thee," Shawn said quoting Isaiah 41:10. "The God we serve is a God of justice and He will not see his people cower in fear of evil. Today marks the end of your fear, be strong and of good courage for the Lord is good and He is greatly to be praised!"

"Halleluiah!" the ARK Angels of DX cried out and the President threw something large and shiny to LC.

"What's this?" she asked him as he settled his people down.

"It's a shield to protect you and your baby," the President said to LC and Cameron frowned.

"What do you think I'm for?" Cameron said to the President and LC rolled her eyes.

"Oh Cameron don't be so defensive, he's just looking out for me. Here you hold Hannah," LC said giving her husband the shield.

"Who's Hannah? You named the shield already?!" Cameron asked his wife.

"Well she's part of the family now so don't drop her," LC said to Cameron who looked at the massive golden disc and held it up as the extremists started to shoot at them.

"Wow nothing gets through my shield, nice work Hannah," LC said to her brand new weapon. "The President of Egypt is so coming to my baby shower in the Fall,"

The extremists were baffled at the ARK Angels of DX and turned their focus to Amy, Melina and Shawn who didn't seem as invincible. They didn't know how wrong they were, as one of the men reached for Amy, Shawn touched his arm and it disintegrated into dust. The extremist cried out in fear wondering what happened to his arm.

"If you repent you'll get it back in heaven," Shawn said to the extremist but the man wasn't interested.

"I'd much rather go to Hell then listen to you stupid American man and his whore of an American woman," the extremist replied and Melina shook her head at the offensive words.

"Wow you are so dead," she said to the man and seconds later that's exactly what the man was as Shawn judged him with Righteous Indignation. When the extremists saw what happened to the man they looked at each other in confusion.

"What kind of a man is this that he burns up our men in one move?" they asked themselves.

"Maybe he is a magician, or a sorcerer," one of the men said and Shawn laughed.

"I'm a Christian and the God I serve doesn't believe in killing women for not wearing a scarf over their heads or talking in public," Shawn replied.

"Oh well the god we serve does," the extremist replied and he shot at Melina and Amy while the other men shot at LC and Cheyenne. When their attack fumbled Shawn shook his head looking over at his wife who shrugged.

"Okay this what I propose, you all lay down your guns and repent for trying to kill my family in the name of your god and then you go and make a donation to the women's shelter downtown, since you're the reason most of them are in the shelter to begin with," Shawn said and the extremists continued to attack Melina, Amy, LC and Cheyenne who just laughed at their feeble attempts to destroy them. The extremists thought they were ordinary women, they had no idea just how wrong they were but they were about to find out in about five minutes.

"Can I punish them daddy?" Cheyenne said to her father, she wanted to run through them like a human bowling ball with her Phenomenal Strength.

As Cameron covered Amy and Melina with his shield LC waved Henry over her head causing the extremists to target her.

"Back up!" Cameron said standing in front of his wife and LC hit him on the shoulder with Henry. "Ow!"

"I don't need you to protect me Cameron, I have Henry and Halle. Use Hannah to protect yourself," LC said to Cameron.

"But I don't need a weapon to protect me, God told me to protect you and you won't let me," Cameron said and LC dropped Henry and Halle and smiled at her husband.

"Okay Amazing Cameron protect me," she said and Cameron stood in front of her as the extremists tried to grab her but they couldn't get through to her because Cameron was protecting her from them.

"Nice work Cameron I like the way you're protecting LC," Shawn said to his son and one of the extremists picked up Halle. "Uh-oh, big mistake pal!" Shawn said to the extremists.

"You just picked up a weapon of judgment, that means that God is going to judge you right where you stand," LC said to the extremist from behind Cameron and before the extremist could drop the weapon he died on his feet. Wondering what just happened other extremists picked up Halle wondering what happened to their comrade, only to have the exact same thing happen to them. They also picked up Henry and the same thing happened again, God judged them right where they stood and they died on their feet. Minutes later ninety nine percent of the extremists were dead and only one man remained breathing.

"What kind of a god is this that can wipe out a whole infantry while they are still standing? Is this the god that you serve?" the man asked Shawn and Cameron.

"No, this is the god that you serve. The god you serve is merciless and cruel and doesn't believe in second chances and it was that god that killed you, not our God. Our God is a God of love, grace and mercy and if you would worship our God you would love people the way He does. He loves us so much that He gave His only Begotten Son to die for us on the Cross at Calvary; this is the God we serve. Why don't you serve Him too by giving your life to Him right now?" Shawn said to the extremist.

"If I serve your God, I will lose my life. My family will kill me and my family, your God cannot protect me from death!" the extremist replied.

"Our God can do anything including give you everlasting life so that even after your body dies, your soul shall live forever in heaven. That's the God we serve," Cameron replied and the extremist began to cry and he fell to his needs and cried out to the God that Shawn and Cameron served and asked Him for forgiveness. He stopped to ask a question and he looked up at Shawn and Cameron for the answer.

"This god that you serve, what is his name? I need to know his name so I can ask him for forgiveness," the extremist asked them.

"His name is Jesus," Shawn replied and the extremist cried out for Jesus to forgive him which he did and the man wept for all that he had done, for the lives he had taken and for the women he had raped and tortured and for serving another god besides the Lord Jesus Christ. After he had done crying Shawn and Cameron led him in the Prayer of Repentance and told him how to be a disciple for Christ. As the bodies of the judged extremists blew away like dust in the wind the converted extremist stood upright feeling like a whole new person and Shawn, AM and the ARK Angels of DX couldn't have been happier.

"I think that was the best ten minutes of my life," the President said to them. "You guys are truly children of God and I would like to make you ambassadors of Egypt and celebrate you as peacemakers before you go back to your country,"

"Maybe after my wife gets a new wardrobe I don't think she should be getting any awards looking the way she does right now," Shawn said and Amy stuck her tongue out at him.

"He's just kidding Amy," Melina said putting her arms around her sister in Christ.

"No I'm not," Shawn replied. "So what's it gonna be, are you going to stop talking to Edge or are you going to go shopping with Mel?"

"Edge?" the converted extremist said. "The Rated R Godfather is your friend?" he said to Amy and Shawn looked at her anticipating her response.

"I don't know," she replied meekly.

"Edge is my boss, he organized today's attack. He told me to kill all of you, that's why I asked if he is your friend because I was going to say you need some new friends. He doesn't like you at all," the converted extremist said and Shawn looked at the former extremist horrified and Amy was so mad her hair flared up in hot red locks of Righteous Indignation.

"I can answer your question now Shawn, go get your razor and shave that beard off 'cause I don't have anything but last words for Edge. From this moment on I will never speak to the Rated R Godfather again!" Amy said and Shawn nodded giving Amy a hug as tears of fury and pain burned down her cheeks as the disappointment over Edge flooded down her face and over Shawn's strong and always supportive shoulder. "You're the only man I need, you and Jesus Christ,"

The newly converted extremist smiled as the Anointed Couple embraced knowing that ten minutes ago he would have decapitated a woman for speaking out loud to her husband in public and for not wearing a headscarf. LC picked up Halle and Henry and handed them to the former extremist. He held the weapons tentatively at first and nothing happened.

"You're not under God's judgment anymore, welcome to the Body of Christ and the first thing we're going to get you is a Bible," LC said to him and they all headed back to the President's Palace with people cheering them and thanking them for freeing them from the extremists.

"To God be the glory people!" Cheyenne cried out and the women watching wondered who were these women that could walk the streets of Cairo so freely and they removed their headscarves one-by-one and followed them. When they arrived back at the palace Shawn preached to them about Jesus while Amy and Melina argued about Amy's wardrobe. Deciding to ask Johnny for his opinion AM went inside to find Johnny, Romeo, RJ and Remi. What they found instead was a man crying and two boys consoling each other and there was one girl missing.

"Where's Remi?" Amy asked them and Melina got another text from Trish but this one was blank.

"I got a blank text from Trish, what does that mean?" Melina asked Amy but the Anointed one could only think of her daughter right now. Suddenly she got a text from Randy Orton telling her to go outside and get Shawn and then run to the top of the palace because Remi was in trouble. Amy followed Randy's instruction and Shawn and Amy ran up to the top of the palace and saw Remi being hung from a noose. They cried out for the men executing her to stop but they wouldn't listen.

"REMI!" Shawn and Amy cried out and they watched as their little girl was hung from the palace in front of the entire city watching below. As Remi's little body swung in the sky women screamed and ran back home, grabbed their headscarves and never said another word, much to the extremists delight. Remi had been martyred as an example of what could happen to any women in Egypt if they followed after ATM and the ARK Angels of DX. Shawn and Amy grabbed their daughter and wept in grief. They turned to her executors with the fire of Righteous Indignation burning in their eyes.

"Amy Shawn wait!" Melina cried out to them and she ran in-between them while Johnny, Romeo, RJ and the ARK Angels of DX came up to the top of the palace with her and the President.

"My people are terrified now they want the extremists to come back you have to do something to assure them that the God you serve is a God of love and not fear!" the President said to them all desperately.

Cheyenne cried out over the banister of the palace her Phenomenal voice reached those on their way home and the women that were already inside their houses. "The God we serve is a God of miracles, behold the girl you thought was dead is now alive!" Cheyenne cried out and all the people came back to the palace and looked up at Shawn and Amy who were still weeping over their daughter's execution.

"Come over here Romeo," Melina said to her son and Romeo stepped up onto the palace wall in front of everybody. "Pray for Jesus to resurrect Remi,"

Romeo nodded while RJ looked on anxiously; he felt guilty for not giving Remi the heads up that would have saved her life. Romeo was to be highly favored for his faithful obedience as he demonstrated the miraculous power of Jesus Christ for all of Cairo to see.

"Rebecca Michelle, arise in Jesus' name!" Romeo said in faith and seconds later breath came back into Remi's body, her swollen neck was restored to its original state and Amy and Shawn hugged her rejoicing along with the President, Johnny, Romeo, RJ and the ARK Angels of DX.

Rebecca turned to the people watching from below and waved at them, her beautiful red hair was shining in the sunlight and her parents surrounded her like the proud mother and father that they were. The sight of Remi encouraged the young women of Cairo that not even death could stop the God that these people served and knowing that they had nothing to be afraid of they flew out of their houses and ran into the streets, waving their scarves in celebration of their freedom and people broke out into songs of praise, clapping their hands together and banging tambourines and jumping up and down in joy. When the President saw his people rejoicing he knew that his job was done and he turned to his American guests and smiled at them deeply.

"I pray that God will make you a part of my life and the lives of the Egyptian people forever. While I understand that Amy and Shawn must go back to America to finish your business with the Rated R Godfather and the McMahon family, you Melina have no reason to return to America and so I would like to offer you and your husband an invitation to stay in Egypt permanently," the President said to the Hennigan family.

Melina, Johnny and Romeo discussed it amongst each other. "Well our home is in Los Angeles but we are about to lose it to DX now that they've come over from the East Coast. I could live out here," Johnny said.

"Hey are you saying you don't wanna be in L.A because we're there now?" Shawn said offended.

"He's just kidding Shawn, L.A is our home and it always will be even if you and Hunter mess it up with your crazy DX antics," Melina said.

"Plus Remi will be there too and that's all the reason I need to go back home," Romeo said and Remi hugged him lovingly while RJ looked on jealously.

"Well Remi won't be in L.A for long she's going to Harvard next year," Shawn reminded Romeo.

"All those boys fighting over me, Harvard's going to be fun," Remi said.

"Okay so Remi's future East Coast college education aside there's too much for us in L.A for us to leave it behind," Johnny said to the President of Egypt.

"I can see that you have a lot to go home to but I can't afford to lose the God that you brought here with your Miraculous demonstrations and total destruction of our enemies. I can't do that as a President but I believe you can, as King and Queen of Egypt. So by the power vested in me as President of Egypt I would like to make you our own Royal Family," the President said to Melina and Johnny.

"Take that Prince William and Kate Middleton," Amy said to Shawn and Remi. "We've got our own Royal Family now, that is if you guys accept the offer,"

"King and Queen of Egypt?!" Melina and Johnny said at the same time.

"Yes you would be King and Queen of Egypt and I would report to you as President. Do you accept my offer?" the President asked the Hennigans.

"Let's answer that question in wrestling language," Johnny said and he took his wife's hand and raised it in the air and cried out "YES! YES! YES! YES!" Daniel Bryan and AJ Lee style.

"NO! NO! NO! NO!" Romeo replied, also in Daniel Bryan style.

"What's wrong Romeo; don't you want us to be a Royal Family?" Melina asked her son.

"Of course I do mom, I want to be Prince Romeo but I won't leave L.A until I receive Remi's hand in marriage," Romeo said and he turned to Remi who looked at him blushing as he took her hand in his. "Remi, I want us to have a betrothal agreement, just like LC and Cameron had when they were kids. That way when we're older we can get married too. What do you say Remi, do you want to be the Princess of Egypt?"

Remi looked at her parents who looked over at RJ who suddenly felt like the bastard son that nobody wanted, not even the girl with the Big Red hair that he let down wanted anything to do with him. Or so he thought…