A/N: Okay, so I don't know why, but I thought it would be funny as hell to do one where Pyrrha and Jane find out who the author of Ninjas of Love is. This is also sort of a headcanon of mine after browsing way too much fan art XD

A Different Taste Of Arkos

Summary: Multiple one-shots of Jane Arc and Pyrrha Nikos being naughty and fluffy. What else is there to say?

*Surprise!*

Jane and Pyrrha were eagerly waiting in line at the library one Sunday morning. Not to pick out a book, but to meet an author they really adored.

She was the mysterious 'K. Puma' who had written one of the best pieces of erotica ever, Ninjas of Love. After finding (*cough* STOLE *cough*) a copy of it in Team RWBY's dorm, the two fell in love with the author's writing style. They soon heard about her doing a secret book signing, where fans of her work could get their copy signed by her.

Needless to say, Jane and Pyrrha 'booked' to the library as soon as they could, risking getting caught by Professor Goodwitch in the process. If the stern professor found out they were here getting smut signed…well, Jane didn't want to think what would probably happen to them.

But it wouldn't be pretty.

"Oh my Oum, I can't wait to finally meet her!" Jane said excitedly.

"Me neither." Pyrrha nodded in agreement. "She certainly has a lot of talent. I wonder what she looks like, too."

"Probably some fiery huntress, I imagine." Jane squirmed. She was practically bursting with excitement, and when the person in front of them moved away, they got to see who the author was, and their jaws dropped.

Pyrrha chuckled nervously. "W-well…I didn't see that one coming." Jane herself was utterly speechless.

For the author of the best written piece of smut was none other than Kali Belladonna, Blake's mother.

Kali had visited Blake earlier in the year, and was introduced to Team JNPR as well. Meaning she met Jane and Pyrrha.

The cat Faunus was surprised to see them as well, but nowhere near as stunned as the couple. "Pyrrha? Jane? What are you two doing here?"

"Um…" Pyrrha blushed.

"We like your smut!" Jane burst.

Kali blushed, Pyrrha sweatdropped, and Jane looked around as all eyes were now on her.

"Well…this is certainly awkward."

A/N: The 'puma' joke was sort of a reference to RvB Season 1, where Grif tries to explain what a puma is to Sarge and Simmons. 'I think it looks more like a puma'.

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