Ahsoka frowned at the barrel pointed in her face, Kuai on the other hand freaked out.

"Move!" He shouted, tackling Ahsoka to the ground. The two rolled several feet before coming to a stop.

"What the heck!" Ahsoka shouted, slapping at Kuai.

"Shut up!" Kuai demanded, slapping a hand over her mouth. Ahsoka attempted to shout through his hand, before clamping her teeth into the offending appendage. Kuai hissed and pulled her up, pouting as he did so.

"Seriously! Corliss is crazy." Kuai exclaimed quietly, gingerly removing his hand from Ahsoka's mouth. The Torgrutan let go willingly and opted to glare at the crazy boy, voicing her opinion as she did so.

"Crazy? You're crazy!" She shouted, shrugging Kuai off.

"No, no. I'm a good crazy, she's an 'I'm going to kill' you kind of crazy." Kuai explained, holding up his hands in defense and shrugging simultaneously.

"The guns aren't real, Kuai." Ahsoka said with a sigh.

"Our guns aren't real." Kuai said with an over dramatic sigh, and crossing his arms over his chest quickly.

"Mine are." Corliss continued in a singing tone. Kuai jumped approximately a foot in the air and whirled on the small girl.

"Wha? How did you? I don't… Crap." Kuai said as Corliss fired at them. He shrieked and kicked out, striking Corliss' hand and making her drop the gun. Blaster bolts fried the ceiling as the gun fired wildly. Corliss hissed angrily, her eyes watering as tears began to run down her cheeks.

"NO!" Kuai shouted in panic, waving his hands all over the place. Ahsoka stared at him as the little girl burst into dramatic tears and latched herself to Kuai, in a type of death hold.

"Why!" Corliss wailed, sniffling unnecessarily. Kuai began to twitch in fear as he attempted to pull himself out of Corliss's grasp. The girl refused to let go and continued to climb on the distressed male. "You can't do this to me! I love you, don't you love me?" Corliss asked in a pout. Kuai looked at Ahsoka and pleaded for help with his eyes. He began to drag Corliss across the floor as she clung to his leg desperately.

"No! I don't love you, Corliss!" Kuai shouted. Immediately Corliss let go and glared at the boy, with a look that could make tatooine freeze over. She grabbed his horns viciously and dragged him down so he was face to face with her.

"Why. Don't. You. Love. Me?" Corliss ground out each word in an angry tone her voice rising each time. Kuai swallowed nervously and grinned at the girl, knowing that he was digging his own grave.

"Um…" He stuttered out slowly. His hesitation brought about the wrong impression. Corliss whipped her head around to glare at Ahsoka angrily.

"You!" She shouted, releasing Kuai's horns. The red skinned male tumbled backwards and fell to the ground in a messy heap, thankful to be rid of his crazy fan. "He's in love with you!" Corliss accused angrily. Ahsoka arched a brow and looked at Corliss like she was crazy, when in fact she may very well be. The Togrutan began to chuckle, but was abruptly cut short as the smaller girl grabbed a hold of Ahsoka's bathing suit top, dragging her down in the same manner she had done with Kuai.

"What are you laughing about?" Corliss hissed out, fire burning in her eye and shaking Ahsoka violently. Ahsoka brushed the strawberry blonde's hands off of her blouse, and stood up straight, intimidated by the little girl. Kuai, however, was very intimidated and all but shaking, his tail curled around himself tightly.

"I'm sorry, it's just that you think Kuai…" Ahsoka started a laugh already making its way to her lips. Corliss was already pointing another gun at her face.

"Is in love with you, but you're not in love with him!" Corliss shouted indignantly, horror plastered all over her heart shaped face. Her eyes began to water once more as she imagined all the possible scenarios of Kuai with a broken heart, all lot of them involved him shirtless and with some heavy firepower.

"What?" Ahsoka asked in confusion, watching the girl space out for a few seconds. Corliss cradled her gun to her chest and shook her head violently, trying to banish tears and failing miserably.

"I won't allow it! I saw you with another man!" Corliss shouted accusingly, pointing a finger at the girl. "You can't break his heart like that. I would do anything for Kuai!" Corliss said seriously. The girl turned to look at the boy she was speaking so passionately about only to find a very frightened looking cardboard cutout of Kuai. The cutout fell to the ground with a soft thump and Corliss glared at the cutout with unparallel anger, all feelings of sympathy lost.

"Like put him out of his misery." Corliss hissed, clicking the safety off a very large gun and cocking it threateningly. Ahsoka watched as the girl let out a war cry and ran off, barreling through anything in her way. With a snort Ahsoka walked off, glad to be rid of her nuisances for a while at least. She carefully walked through the hole that was blasted in the wall by Corliss and began to stroll down the street.

"Hey, Ahsoka!" Kuai shouted as he jogged to catch up with her retreating figure. The orange skinned female turned to look at him. He smiled brightly down at her, running a nervous hand through his white hair.

"Hey, Kuai?" Ahsoka responded slowly, unsure of how to act around him since he wasn't bouncing off the walls. Kuai's tail sprang up and wrapped around him quickly as he shuffled in place.

"So, I know I've teased you and all but uh, since we're here, on a vacationing planet, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to goseeamovieorsomething?" Kuai asked starting out with an awkward deliberate slowness before slurring all of his words together as he sped up his speech. Ahsoka blinked in surprise only understanding bits of what he just said.

"Could you repeat that?" She asked, an amused smile adorning her face. Kuai cursed and took a deep breath before forcing himself to keep a steady pattern to his voice.

"I would like to know if you wanted to go see a movie with me, or something? You don't have to go! I mean, I'm not forcing you to, I just thought it would be cool if we, like, hung out for a while…" Kuai rambled, staring at the ground as he did so. Ahsoka smiled as she watched his face turn an even darker shade of red as he blushed hard, it was cute that he was asking her out on a date, out of character for him, but still cute.

"Sure, we could go see a movie." Ahsoka said with a shrug. Kuai's head shot up and he brightened considerably.

"Really!" He asked in surprise. Ahsoka nodded and his smile doubled in width. "Cool, I was thinking we could go in half an hour or so." Kuai said voicing his idea. Ahsoka nodded and replied to him.

"What about that girl?" Ahsoka asked with a smile. Kuai flashed a grin and shrugged.

"Who? Corliss, don't worry she won't bother us. …! I didn't mean us as in us, but like us. I mean me! No, you. Yes, um, no, she won't be a bother." Kuai scrambled to say, attempting to fix a mistake he never made.

"It's fine, I'll see you soon, Kuai." Ahsoka said with a bemused smile. Kuai nodded enthusiastically and broke into a big goofy grin.

"Cool, Alright, I'll see you." Kuai said as he began to walk backwards, the goofy grin still plastered on his face. Ahsoka chuckled at him as he tripped over a trash can startling a couple of tourists in the process.

"When he's not a nut, he's a goof." Ahsoka said chuckling to herself lightly; suddenly the entire conversation came back and struck her hard. "Oh force, what have I done? I just agreed to go on a date! With Kuai!" She said, horror struck by the idea. She placed a hand on her chest as she began to hyperventilate.

"Ok, ok, calm down it's Kuai, he's a nut, a cute nut, but a nut. Oh force, it's getting worse." She whispered between gasps. She looked around quickly before taking off in a sprint back to the hotel. She burst into the lobby and searched frantically for her master. She spotted a familiar head of brown hair and hurried towards it.

"Master!" She called earnestly. Anakin turned to look at the girl and smiled.

"Hey, Snips." Anakin replied cheerily. Ahsoka looked up at him with pleading eyes.

"I just agreed to go on a date with Kuai." Ahsoka stressed. Anakin's eyes widened and he shook his head quickly, as if stating that he didn't want to hear it.

"Dates are girl talk, I suggest you speak to someone else." Anakin said nervously. Putting up his hands to ward off any protest Ahsoka might have, and backing away quickly. Ahsoka watched as her master ran off and huffed angrily at his cowardice.

"But I need help!" Ahsoka called after him angrily. She stomped her foot childishly and huffed. She brightened with an idea and pulled out her hollow com quickly, pulling up the one woman she knew best. "Senator Amidala!" Ahsoka shouted as the familiar face appeared.

"Ahsoka, it's good to see you." Padme said cheerily.

"It's good to see you too, senator. You see I need help, I have a date with…" Ahsoka started before a squeal cut her off.

"You have a date!" Padme squealed, then she gasped as if in realization. "You have nothing to wear! Hold on I'll be there soon!" Padme said quickly, ending communication with Ahsoka.

"That's not what I wanted." Ahsoka whimpered pathetically. She huffed and meandered over to a stuffed arm chair sitting herself in it dramatically. Drumming her fingers on the arm of the chair as she waited. In no time Padme swept into the lobby followed by Barris and senator Chu-chi. Ahsoka sighed and stood up, walking over to the trio quickly.

"Hello!" Padme greeted cheerily. Ahsoka frowned and crossed her arms over her chest.

"Hey, how did you get here?" She questioned the three of them. Padme waved her hand and laughed it off, smiling at Ahsoka falsely.

"That's unimportant. Right now you need clothes, and the need of clothes means shopping!" Padme cheered, and so did Chu-chi. Barris smiled at Ahsoka apologetically and shrugged. The orange skinned female groaned and rubbed at her temples in agitation, it was going to be a long day.

Meanwhile, Kuai was having a blast kicking the crap out of a certain mischievous Clone. Ruckus lay sprawled across the ground along with Wrench, and Hertz. Kuai leaned over Ruckus menacingly, curling his fingers underneath the motionless clones visor and unclasping it quickly.

"Why you decided to stay in your armor on a vacationing planet I'll never know." Kuai chuckled as he looked at the all too familiar face of the clone. Ruckus groaned and glared at Kuai, who merely rose an eyebrow in return.

"What do you want?" Ruckus asked with little enthusiasm. Kuai grinned, flashing all of his razor sharp teeth at once.

"You set me up and sold me out all at once, now you're going to pay. That girl, the crazy one, I need you to keep her occupied." Kuai said, Pacing around the three slowly. Ruckus sat up and smiled while shaking his head quickly.

"Why would we need to do that?" Ruckus challenged, he shivered as Kuai turned to face him quickly. Kuai bonded over to him, the red demon's tail swishing back and forth joyously.

"Because you really don't want someone getting their hands on these." Kuai sung playfully, pulling out a folder full of pictures. Ruckus paled and lunged for the pictures, only for Kuai to dance out of his way.

"Uh, uh, uh! I don't think a certain clone commander would be too thrilled knowing someone is stalking him!" Kuai shouted with glee. Ruckus blushed heavily and shook grit his teeth.

"Fine." He ground out. Kuai's smile widened and he threw the folder to Ruckus. The clone caught the manila item with ease and let out a sigh of relief.

"Good, just keep her away from my date, and don't even think about flaking out on me! I made copies!" Kuai said giggling madly as he disappeared. Ruckus sighed and ran a hand through his buzzed short hair.


Augh! I had the hardest time getting Kuai to be his normal crazy self in this chapter because all he wanted to do was cuddly stuff with Ahsoka! He ignored the policy! He's leading all my other OCs astray! I have one rule when I write OCs, ONE RULE! OCs are not allowed to partake in romantic relationships with actual characters without filling out an extensive form of request. He skipped the process and has run off! He's dead when he gets back! Dead, you hear me! Anyways, I did it! I updated! This is the single greatest moment of my fanfic writing career.

Thank you to all who still follow!

-GigaRox