Sorry for the slow update

School started (boooo) and I am really busy with homework and what not…and on my free time I would sleep or read stuff…schools tiring me out…I don't have time to think about the story…but don't worry I'll try to update

Sooo….

Enjoy!


Special Guest or Not?

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"Welcome back to Doctor Naruto" said Sasuke

"AND WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY!!!" yelled Naruto

"So ladies and gentleman please welcome…"

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"Drum roll please!" said Naruto

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A drum rolls down the stage

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"NOT LITERALLY YOU IDIOTS!!!!!" Naruto yelled at the stage crew

"B-b-but y-you s-s-said t-t-to t-take e-everything y-y-you s-said s-s-s-seriously" stuttered stage crew #36

"I did?" asked Naruto

Sakura and Sasuke smacked their foreheads

"Y-y-yes y-you d-did" stuttered the same stage crew

"When was this?" asked Naruto

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Flash back (10 minutes ago)

All the stage crews were gathered in back stage

"Now remember to do everything I say, BELIEVE IT!" lectured Naruto

"B-but—"

"NO BUTS!!! EVERYTHING, EVERY LITTLE THING I SAY SHOULD BE DONE AND TAKEN SERIOUSLY, UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!" roared Naruto

"H-h-hai"

"DO I MAKE MY BEAUTIFUL SELF –insert Sasuke scoff here- CLEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" yelled Naruto

"HAI!"

"GOOD NOW GET OUT THERE FETCH ME SOME RAMEN!"

Crickets chirp

No one moved a muscle

"NOW!!!!!!!!" screamed Naruto

The back stage finally cleared leaving a weirdo ramen lover grinning while his two teammates sweatdrop

End of Flash back

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"Hmmm…now I remember" Naruto said while rubbing his stomach

"Baka" muttered Sakura

"What a dobe" thought Sasuke

"Ok I forgive you guys" said Naruto to the stage crew

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The stage crew cheers

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"But…this is gonna be taken out of your pay check "Naruto said in a matter-of-fact tone

Awww's and Boo's were heard

"Now now shows over go back to your work" Naruto said

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The crowd of stage crews dispersed

"So when do we introduce the special guest?" asked Sasuke

"Teme teme teme dear naïve little teme" Naruto started

"Dobe I'm taller than you" Sasuke stated

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"Don't interrupt me teme! As I was saying…wait what was I saying? SAKURA-CHAN I'M CONFUSED!!!!!"

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Sakura sighed

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"Nothing Naruto…you were saying nothing" she said

"YOU SURE SAKURA-CHAN???" screamed Naruto

"Yes Naruto I'm sure" she said calmly

"OK!" was Naruto's answer

"Oh and Naruto?" she called

"Yes?"

"Shut up"

"OK! SAKURA-CHAN!!!" Naruto yelled saluting Sakura

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5 seconds later

"I'm hungry" Naruto said

"Naruto what did I just say?"

Naruto zipped up his lips using an imaginary zipper, locking it, and throwing the key away

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"Dobe"

Naruto tried opening his mouth but can't because of the "imaginary zipper"

Sasuke smirked at this

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"Finally he shuts up" thought Sakura

"Dobe" Sasuke repeats smirking

Naruto glares at him

"Dobe"

Naruto's glare intensifies

Sasuke seems unfazed by the glare

"Dobe"

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At this point Naruto had turned red with smoke coming out of his ears

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Sasuke smirked at this

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Without warning Naruto threw himself at Sasuke

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"Now folks we will be taking a break" was all that was heard


Well????

Tell me what you think

Sorry for the late update

I probably won't be updating till about middle of September…my schedule is pretty much booked…again sorry

OH! And Ideas are accepted!!!!

Review???????