MK Ladies' Food Challenges
Episode 7: Donut Eating Challenge
Challengers: All 4
Special Guest: Samus Aran from Metroid
Place: Krispy Kreme
The ladies of Mortal Kombat gather for a special donut eating challenge at Krispy Kreme.
Mileena: Krispy Kreme.
Kitana: That's the donut shop, ladies.
They walk toward Krispy Kreme and finds a young woman in a skintight blue suit.
Jade: Oh my god!
Tanya: Samus Aran?
Samus: You know it. I'm glad you girls could make it.
Kitana: Good to meet you, Samus.
Samus: Let's go on in.
The ladies walk into the store.
Jade: Smells like Heaven in here!
The ladies see some of the most delicious donuts. They then see a young woman whose birthday is today. Lucky for her, the MK ladies and Samus came together singing Happy Birthday to her. Samus Carried three boxes of donuts and joins the girls outside.
Samus: So what do you think? Who's gonna win this thing?
Tanya: I will.
Jade: yeah right.
Mileena has the timer.
Mileena: We each have to eat these donuts in 3 minutes. Whoever eats the most wins.
Samus: Excellent! We ready to do this?
Kitana: Let's do it.
Mileena: And... GO!
All 5 began eating the donuts. This is the battle of the lifetime for the ladies. Two minutes remaining. Tanya ate 3 so far, Kitana only ate two, Mileena ate four and Jade ate four. A minute and a half to go and Samus takes the lead with 7. One minute left. Samus has one left. She was slowing down by devoured the last one.
Time's up. Samus wins.
Samus: YES! Bow down, bitches.
Jade: Damn, girl.
They got together and huddled. Everyone took pictures of the girls and signed autographs.
The MK ladies bid farewell to Samus, but not without closing out this episode...
Samus: Eat Whatever the FUCK...you wanna eat!
SAMUS WINS
