Author's note: I am so sorry I was gone for such a long time! My computer got a virus but it's all better now.

"So…you heal quickly?" Yuki asked.

Hidan shrugged. "Guesh so…"

There was a mischievous glint in Yuki's eye. "Then that will make what I'm about to do a whole lot more fun."

He stared at her. "And what would tat beh?"

Yuki kicked him in the place no man likes to get hit. "BWAHAHA!!"

Hidan fell to the ground. "Don't think…those will heal…ow…"

I snickered. Yuki turned to me and grinned. "REVENGE!!!"

"For what?!" Hidan yelled.

"For Shione!!" she said.

I laughed. "You didn't have to do that, Yuki! Me and Deidara were gonna hurt him anyway!"

Hidan glared at me. "In serioush pain heres!!"

Yuki looked at him with no concern in her eyes. "You'll be fine. You're immortal!!"

Hidan glared at her. "I WILL BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE AND THEN I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAY IMAGINABLE!!"

Yuki kicked him again. "No you won't."

I walked over to them and kicked Hidan while he was down. "She's my best friend. I protect her. She protects me. You try to rape her and you will deal with me."

Hidan pouted. "Not my fault your best friend is hot."

Yuki grinned. "That I am, that I am!!"

Hidan glared at her. "You bitch!"

Yuki nodded. "Don't I know it!"

I facepalmed. "You two are unbelievable."

Hidan looked at Yuki. "So where'd you learn to kick like that?"

Yuki looked down at him. "I dunno. I've just always been really strong. I guess from stealing and running away…"

I looked at her. "You stole those headbands, didn't you?"

Yuki nodded. "How else would I get one?!"

"You steal, you're hot and you're strong." Hidan said, thinking. "WHERE THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!"

Yuki grinned. "Searching for Shione, training, stealing, and a lot more."

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I might actually like you."

Yuki gasped. "OH MY GOD!! DID THE IMMORTAL JUST SAY HE LOVES ME?!"

Hidan glared at her. "NOTHING LIKE THAT!! I'm just sayin I wouldn't mind having you around."

I turned and walked away. "You are an idiot, Yuki. Sleep with a kunai in your hand."

Yuki stared at me. "Why?"

"You'll see." I said, walking away.

I walked into Konan's room, seeing Nagato and Saione folding a piece of paper with Konan helping them. "Konan, thank you so much for taking care of them. The language out there was getting quite…"

"Colorful. I understand. Nagato told me."

I raised an eyebrow at him. "Did you say the word?"

He shook his head. "No, Mama. I just said Saione heard a bad word she didn't know was bad and repeated it."

I smiled. "Good."

Saione looked up from her crumpled, folded and misshapen paper. "Mommy, am I in tuble?"

I ruffled her hair. "No, you're not in trouble. You didn't know."

Saione smiled. "I glad." She got up and hugged my legs.

I picked her up and snuggled her. "You gonna tell Daddy?"

I shook my head. "Not if you won't."

She giggled and I set her down. "Konan, would you mind taking care of them for the night? I'm going to have to attempt to control Yuki and Hidan…"

Suddenly there was a huge scream followed by: 'RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!'

I facepalmed. Dear god, what was happening out there?

Konan sighed and nodded. "I understand. Try to control them…I fear that Saione and Nagato will hear things that…well…"

I nodded. "I get it." I walked away and back into the main room. Yuki had dropped to the ground like a tiger was attacking her. Her shirt was coming off. Hidan was towering over her.

I gave him a death glare. "Were you trying to rape my best friend?"

Hidan looked at me. "And if I was?"

I sent him another death glare. "Go. Away. Now."

He ran away. I helped Yuki get up. "And that, my dear Yuki, is why you must sleep with a kunai under your pillow."

Yuki laughed nervously and nodded. "No idea where I'm gonna sleep tonight, though."

I laughed. "You can be my roomie. And when Deidara gets back, you can be roomies with Saione or take his old room."

She giggled. "I think I'll take my chances with your little girl."

We both broke out into laughter. We both ended up on the floor, laughing our butts off and literally laughing ourselves to tears. Don't ask why we thought it was so funny. I wiped the tears from my eyes, giggling. "We should probably find a way to contact the leader…" as if on cue, Pein called a meeting. Nagato came running in with Saione. I sighed. I had Yuki standing with me on my spot.

Which was very hard, considering we're both grown women. "Who is this?" Pein asked.

I laughed nervously. "This is Yuki. She wants to be a member…she's strong and is experienced in stealing…"

Pein thought about it. "Alright then…you will fight Itachi, and if you can beat him…"

Itachi stepped down from his place. Yes, he was here…

Yuki leapt down.

"As I was saying…if you can beat him…" Pein tried to continue.

Before he could, Yuki delivered a strong kick to Itachi in the place no man likes to get hit in. "Done!" she said happily. Itachi fell over.

Pein stared at him and then at Yuki. "Nevermind, you're in."

Yuki jumped up happily. "Yay!"

Author's note: Forgive me, Erin-Sama…Yuki damaged your Itachi-kun…*sniff* now I'm not gonna get any cookies…COOKIES ARE MY SALVATION!! Don't hurt meeeee!! *throws Yuki to Erin-Sama* hurt her!!