Chapter Eight
The room felt pleasantly warm, and Neji was snuggled up against her back, with his arm draped around her neck. Quietly and carefully, so as not to wake him, Tenten wriggled free of his grip and turned to watch him. In his sleep he was tossing and turning, as well as mumbling something under his breath.
"Neji" she whispered softly. I'd better wake him, just in case he's having a nightmare…
"neji, wakey-wakey, come on its morning, we have to go and talk to Hiashi after breakfast, remember?"
"nhnnn… whaaat …about….hmm?" In truth Tenten didn't have any idea what Hiashi wanted this time, a note had been passed to them instructing them both to meet with Hiashi in his main chambers after breakfast.
"I'm sorry, we don't know remember, so come on lets get going" When Neji still didn't show any sighns of joining the waking world she tok matters into her own hands.
"look, Penpen and Akari are waiting, you don't want them to feel out of love, do you?" She gently pushed the toy penguins into Neji's face, chuckling as he swatted them away and pulled the covers up to his chin.
"Oh come on, at this rate we'll miss breakfast all together." Tenten grinned and leant in, and firmly pressed her lips to Neji's. The effect was instantaneous, but not necessarily the one she wanted.
In an instant Neji was on his feet, stumbling to find his footing and making gagging motions.
"w-what did you do that for- you-"
Tenten chuckled; morning shocks never did anything good for his mood. "Awww, did I dare to wake his lordship up?" She teased, but only because it was a confirmed way of getting a humorous reaction out of her lover. But he looked confused for some reason, which was strange, Neji was never confused. Or rather it's not a natural expression for him... is something wrong? Worries about Hiashi perhaps?
Neji was looking around the room in complete surprise, as if he hadn't expected to wake up there.
Sasuke POV
Oh god… Where am I? Why did Tenten kiss me? What's with those penguins? What am I wearing? These aren't mine… Oh…no…
Unlike Neji, Sasuke knew exactly what was going on.
Flash back
"You shall both be punished for this, fighting like animals is forbidden, and certainly not something that a Hyuuga should be doing. As a punishment you shall see life through each others eyes for a week, then you will get along. You are both dismissed, and needless to say if I find you fighting like children again the punishment shall be much worse. You are dismissed."
Oh fuck. .this is all that bustard Hiashi's fault…This must be some type of jitsu, I've never heard of any thing like it before…
"Neji! Neji wake up! What's wrong, are you feeling ok? It's ok I don't think Hiashi's going to kill you… Neji?"
Sasuke looked around frantically, and grabbed a handful of clothes before racing for the door, leaving a bewildered Tenten far behind. Once he was clear of the house he stooped behind a large bush and quickly set about putting on the clothes over Neji's sleeping pants. But before he could even get the trousers up past his knees, he heard a loud squeal of delight. Oh please don't be the dobe… please.. not the dobe
"Hey Neji what you doing in there? Woah! Nice! I never even realized you had a six pack." Sasuke calmly pivoted on the spot, turning to face the loudmouth of Konoha.
Great. It's the dobe.
"Go away. Moron."
"Wha-at! That's not very nice, you know I just admired you and you called me a moron and……."
Sasuke did his best to block out the main cause of all noise pollution in Konoha, and hurriedly changed.
Moments later Naruto was left in the dust as Sasuke made his way to his own home. So if we've swapped bodies that mean that ass hole should be in my body in my room… Once I find him we'll have to go to Tsunade for help, Hiashi certainly won't release us...
Sasuke arrived at his home, and vaulted in through the window to find his own body passed out in front the mirror.
Sasuke sighed.
"Neji. Wake up you idiot…." What I need is some of that curry of life.. or maybe not …
Sasuke violently shook the unconscious Hyuuga until he woke up with a startled cry.
"s-sa-sasuke?" He asked nervously.
Sasuke nodded his head once, before helping Neji to his feet.
"We have to go to Tsunade-sama, she's a medic and will be able to sort us out, or at least order your uncle to change us back. Come on."
Neji silently agreed, but as he was about to follow a hand slammed into his chest.
"Get changed."
Neji had learned the art of changing with ones eyes closed from the time which he had spent tied to Tenten, now it came in useful once more.
Moments later and they were on their way to the Hokages building.
Half an hour later…
… Sasuke was fuming, and Neji seemed to still be in shock. Tsunade it seemed found the whole situation truly hilarious, and was laughing as if she was drunk.
"Oh... Hiashi is genius" Tsunade's eye brows rose as she watched a vein pulse on Neji's forehead.
"Don't worry about it, these things are never permanent, you'll be fine. Now then, GET OUT MY OFFICE!" Neji and Sasuke sulked their way out. As the door closed shizune turned to Tsunade nervously.
"Are you sure it's not permanent? I've never heard of any thing like I before.."
"Ah don't worry your self Shizune, its just an illusionary technique, they're still in their own bodies. I suspect Hiashi knocked them out and swapped them over, so they thought that their actual bodies had switched.
Neji and Sasuke now sat before Hiashi, groveling.
Hiashi smirked as he gazed down at the pitiful sight of two rivals working together and backing up each others arguments.
Neji it seemed was very angry, but was at least keeping it under control. Sasuke however was throwing a fully fledged paddy. If he kept this up all the stress would unlock that technique. It would certainly be useful for Neji, but once activated they would have to alter Sasukes memory. In truth, Hiashi thought to him self, he was a genius. It was he who had got Tsunade to get them together, and it was he who had ordered those pictures to be taken... now it was he who would make sure that that technique got unlocked, after all Neji would never do it himself.
He turned his attention back to the shouting teenagers. "Go away; I have no time for this. You will both be turned back when you have both reached new... depths. Now get LOST."
Not my longest chapter.. sorry T.T Any guesses to this hidden technique? mwhahahahahahaha
