31 Ways to Annoy Lust!
Call her ugly.
Tell everyone that her boobs are fake.
Ask her for the number of her plastic surgeon.
Wonder out loud how many times she had to have liposuction in order to fit into that dress.
Tell her that it isn't healthy to be so skinny.
Tell her she needs to get a haircut. NOW.
Ask her why her dress is made out of latex.
Tell her that being goth at 40 isn't sexy, and neither is she.
Tell her she's a slut.
Ask her repeatedly if she is a virgin.
When she refuses to answer, tell everyone you see that she is a virgin.
Ask her how on earth she expects to get laid when she stabs everyone that she sees.
Send her to anti-violence counseling.
Put Gluttony on a diet.
Tell her that Ed is prettier.
Insist that she really needs that haircut.
Set up a bitchfight between her and Barbie. Take bets on who will win.
Every time you see her, say, "What happened to you, cross the street without looking?"
Tell her that she would be perfect for Edward Scissorhands.
Set her up on a blind date with Edward Scissorhands.
Start planning their wedding.
Give her all sorts of bad advice on how to raise their little lawnmower babies.
Spend hours doing nothing but staring at her hair.
When she asks why, start screaming, "It's alive! It's ALIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEE!"
Send her to a relationship support group.
Ask her why she seems to be the tallest person on the show.
Decide it must be because she's wearing super stilettos.
Tell her that she has the manicure from hell.
Wonder out loud why she is so pale.
Decide it must be because she has a vitamin D deficiency.
Tell her that this is probably why she is experiencing permanent PMS.
