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50 Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Ouran!

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Number 8:
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I will not attempt to blackmail Kyouya ever again.


"I WANT MY IPOD BACK!!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...sheesh, Hikaru, Kyouya-senpai has warned you not use them for three weeks." Haruhi said.

"Two weeks." Kaoru corrected.

Haruhi rolled her eyes. "Whatever."

"BUT HE FRICKING SAID MP4!! I JUST WANT MY IPOD!!"

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"...someone gave Hikaru sugar again?"

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"..."

...silence...

Then...

"I WANT MY IPOD!! IT HAS BRITNEY SPEARS ON IT!!"

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"..."

"..."

More silence...

Then...

"...why . the . hell . do . you . have . Britney . Spears . on . your. iPod?!" This was from Tamaki.

"...because I want to."

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"..."

"..."

"...okayy." Tamaki massaged his temples. "I will NOT ask."

"...dude..." This was from Kaoru. "I told you that Hilary Duff was so much better."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Five pairs of eyes were fixed on Kaoru.

"...what?" Kaoru asked.

"...we do not want to know." Haruhi, Tamaki, Hani, Kyouya and Mori chorused.

"...oh." Kaoru shrugged.

"I WANT MY IPOD!!"

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"..."

"..."

"Oh, oh, oh!! I know, I know!!" Hikaru suddenly squealed.

"...don't tell me." Tamaki quickly walked away. "I do not want to know."

"Let's blackmail Kyouya-senpai into letting us have our iPods, mangas and laptops back!" Hikaru whispered to Kaoru.

"..." Kaoru narrowed his eyes at his twin.

"What? You don't like my idea?" Hikaru blinked innocently.

"You're a genius!" Kaoru patted his twin on his back.

"Yeah, see? See?" Hikaru also patted Kaoru on his back.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Both of them started laughing...

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"...Tama-chan... wait for me, I'm going with you!" Hani also quickly followed Tamaki away... and then followed by Mori, of course.

So... all the people who was left was Haruhi and Kyouya... who was expected to be blackmailed at any time...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" ...and the EBIL laugh continues...

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"...Barney is a dinosaur, from my imagination..."

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...SILENCE...

"...thanks a lot, Haruhi." Kaoru commented.

"No problem, any time." Was the reply.

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...SO... back to the blackmailing plot...

"...Hikaru..." Kaoru tapped his twin on the shoulder.

"Wha-?"

"...how do we blackmail someone?"

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"..."

"Well..."

"..." Kaoru nodded.

"...well..."

"Uh huh...?" Kaoru nodded some more.

"...well... I have no idea."

"..."

...SILENCE...

"...thanks a lot, Hikaru." Kaoru commented.

"...you're being sarcastic today, Kaoru..." Hikaru observed.

"...thanks."

"...whatever..."

"Oh, I know!" Kaoru squealed.

"Yeah? Yeah?" Hikaru asked eagerly.

"Let's photoshop one of Kyouya-senpai's pictures!"

"...good idea!"

...and THUS, Hikaru and Kaoru photoshopped one of Kyouya's pictures into a... teddy bear... with... uhh... big, fluffy, pink, bunny ears... and... umm... golden ruby diamond earrings... very... stylish, should I say?

"TA-DAH!!" Hikaru and Kaoru presented their MASTERPIECE in front of the entire host club.

Tamaki's jaw dropped.

Hani blinked. And blinked. And blinked. And blinked.

Mori... well... he's just being Mori...

Haruhi was trying to uhh... figure out if it was a gorilla or kangaroo...

And...

Finally...

Kyouya... was... well... smiling.

As in, SMILING. Like a smiley face, you know? Remember when you used to be in elementary school; if you got an answer correct, your teacher would draw this circle with two dots in it and a curve? Yeah, THAT'S a smiley face. A smiling smiley smiley face! Get it? Yay!

SO. Kyouya was smiling ever-so-calmly...

Which made Hikaru and Kaoru shudder.

"Hikaru, Kaoru." Kyouya said.

For some reason, the devilish twins felt that his voice was two notes too high. They recognized that voice. It's the voice of the Shadow King!! RAWR!!

Hikaru and Kaoru clutched their laptops tightly. Their last ray of hope!!

"If I remember correctly," Kyouya adjusted his glasses. "You weren't allowed to touch computers or laptops for two months, is it not?"

Uh oh...

Hikaru and Kaoru exchanged a glance that was so totally like: 'Look-at-him!-Now-you-made-him-angry-and-it-is-all-YOUR-fault-thanks-a-lot!!"

And THUS... our beloved Hitachiin twins were doooooomed... yet again...

Oh well.

Let's wish them luck!!


"XD Pointlessness ahoy!! XDD You might want to actually try photoshopping that... XDD