Ezreal x Secret agent Miss Fortune.
This one is slightly AU with Ezreal and MF both being an extremely young couple who are both assassins with each other being oblivious that the other is one. Ezreal thinks that Miss Fortune works for a shipping company and Miss Fortune thinks that Ezreal is a lawyer. IK its a straight rip off of Mr and Mrs Smith. I DON'T OWN ANY CLAIM OVER THE CONTENT OR FILM, PLEASE DON'T FILE ME FOR COPYRIGHT HAHA.
"Heya honey."The 18 year old said as he discreetly screwed on a silencer for his pistol that he had carefully slipped into his briefcase. A gold plated M1911 with a dragon etching on the handle. He did his tie up and looked at himself in the mirror as he ruffled his blonde hair and kissed his 23 year old wife behind him. "I won't be home for dinner today honey" he said kissing her nose as she purred. "I'm going to hit big tonight, gonna play some golf with a couple of friends tonight." he said as he eyed her huge voluptuous breasts. "Aww that's a shame,even I'm not home tonight." Sarah said as she slipped on her dress that did little to hide her fantastic luscious body. "I'm going with my girlfriend on a party tonight Ez." she said as her husband blew her a kiss as he walked out the door humming a theme from a cartoon. After hearing his black SUV drive away. She reached down into her drawer and flipped the top drawer over and grabbed a silenced pistol so small that it could be concealed within her bra. Sarah went over and grabbed a bottle of her perfume as well as she left.
"Morning Buddy." Ezreal said as he toyed with a rubix cube in his hand as he settled down at his desk to work on some "contracts". "Hey Ezreal, got another target for you this time, the guys name is Gunter Jones..real nasty piece of work." his boss said through the computer screen. "I want you to kill Gunter tonight, he's playing a game of golf today at the Hourglass club."
"You got it Buddy." Ezreal said as he did a quick read of the map before opening his closet and brought out an SR25 rifle, courtesy of the Demacian marines. "One more thing Ezreal, Gunter likes women, so he always has a bunch that follow him around that he flirts with. We don't kill innocent people so leave all of them untouched." his boss ordered. "Yes sir" Ezreal said as he got up from his chair before looking at the time. "Hey Chanel, do we have any golf clubs or a golf bag?" he called out.
"Good morning Sarah." Jodie said as she fixed her collar. "Morning Jodie, how are things going." Sarah asked as she leaned back in her chair. "Good, I want you to kill Gunter Jones tonight, that sick fuck is disgusting, launders drug money and runs some a sex trafficking ring. I want that fucker off my radar" she said as Sarah smiled and flashed her boss a smile. "Got it boss," she said. "Oh and Sarah, you'll be dressed up as one of his escort girls so wear something...flashy." She said with a slight grin. "Ughhhh" Sarah groaned as she rolled her eyes. "Right people, what does a professional stripper wear?" She asked.
"Good afternoon, ready for some golf?" Ezreal asked an older man as he hauled his golf bag behind him. "Yea son, have fun!" he smiled. Ezreal returned the smile as he threw his stuff on a nearby golf cart. "30 minutes to ETA of target" Ezreal told of himself as he pulled up to the forest surrounding the golf course. He pulled out a case from the golf bag and took out his SR25 rifle. He got into a prone position and scanned the first hole where his target would begin.
"Wow...aren't you a gorgeous one." Gunter said as Sarah approached him wearing a shiny purple skirt and black leggings. Sarah smiled a fake but very convincing smile at him as he felt a hard slap to her rear as her target walked in front of him with at least 5 ladies walking with him. Sarah tugged at her blonde wigg and noticed a few glances from the bodyguards and heard a few "Mmmms" from them. "Pigs…" Sarah scoffed as they approached the course.
"Ahh great, wind" Ezreal said staring up at the Hourglass club flag perched on the cart move. He put on his ear piece into his right ear before adjusting his scope. "Buddy, you there." Ezreal said adjusting the frequency until his boss's voice came on. "Yeah I read you." he said as Ezreal put on some dark shades. "See what I'm seeing?" he said as he heard his boss mumble a "yea"
"Right people, everyone out now, the club is now sealed off" the guards said as cooks, staff, other members" were all forced off the property. "Area secured" the bodyguard said as they went to regroup at the main entrance. "Come here sweetie, I don't bite." Sarah heard as she felt a hand tracing up her inner thigh. If he went any higher he would feel the detonator strapped to her thigh. Sarah quickly stepped aside before flirtatiously unbuttoning his shirt. "Oohhh, I can't wait to make love to you." he said earning a small pout from the other girls behind him. His breath smelled awful and his teeth were stained yellow.
"Target approaching sir." Ezreal said as he readied the gun aiming down his sights till the crosshairs were perfectly aligned with Gunter's head. "Take him out when he's about to swing." His boss told him as Ezreal watched Gunter take a 9 iron in his hand and scan over to the second flag.
"Okay, right when he's about to swing, I'll detonate the explosives planted in his car then leave this skirt behind and blow the whole fucking place to kingdom come, never even fucking liked golf anyway."Sarah said to herself as she wore that fake smile of hers as the other girls stared at her perfect body, their faces tatooed with jealousy.
Gunter was readying himself to swing. Ezreal flicked the safety off and inhaled a deep breath, his eyes locked on the target, finger ready to fire. He watched as the club was brought up and his finger readied at the trigger.
"You ladies watching this?" Gunter said as he was about to bring the club down, his phone suddenly went off. "Goddamn this piece of shi….." he said as his ear was completely seared off as something struck Sarah in the shoulder causing her to hiss. "Fuck!" Ezreal swore as Gunter hid behind the screaming ladies who were all trying to run in their high heels. Gunter's body guards surrounded him as Ezreal fired another round hitting a guard who accidentally stepped in the way. "What the fuck, kill that sadistic son of a bitch...and you fucking injured a civilian!" his boss roared at him as Ezreal aimed at Gunter who was trying to escape in his sports car. He was just about to fire when the entire car along with the golf course was engulfed in a ball of flame. Ezreal looked in shock as he stood up from his prone position watching bits of brings, metal and a lot of dust fall to the floor followed by a lot of mud and dirt get thrown into the air. He faintly heard the screeching of a motorbike roar off into the distance with the rubber screeching on the tarmac.
"Woah Woah Woah, what the fuck'd you do, I said take the fucker out not the whole fucking building." His boss said as Ezreal cut him off before throwing his rifle into a nearby well and ran off into the forest. He cut across the forest as he saw and heard the sound of the motorbike come closer and closer. He sprinted over the fence and pulled out his M1911 to shoot the rider before he ducked down as shots were fired from another silenced pistol, one grazing his ankle. Ezreal groaned in pain but limped forward and fired back hitting the mud guards of the bike but not the rider.
"Fuck…" Ezreal swore as he switched mags on his pistol before holstering it and limping to his car. "Eve… it's Sarah…. Get me an ID on the asshole who shot me….I'm sending you the feed now." Sarah said as she called her colleagues. "Jeezs, there was another one?" she heard as she took one hand off the handle bars and applied pressure on her shoulder.
"Yo Chanel, it's me… I need you to identify this person…" Ezreal said pushing a few buttons on his glasses as he opened his car door. "Oh shit, was there someone else?" Chanel said as Ezreal heard multiple taps of the keyboard. "Yeah...a girl...blonde hair...around 5 ft 6.." Ezreal said as he took off his belt and tied it around his ankle to attempt to stop the bleeding.
"Umm, Sarah, I got a 96% match on the shooter...you're not going to believe your ears." Sarah heard as she changed her bikes gear moving onto the freeway.
"Ezreal….I know who the woman is…. Your not going to believe it." Ezreal heard as he slammed on the pedals, hurling the vehicle away from the inferno behind him.
"So… how was your game of golf" Sarah said facing away from him in attempts to hide her wound. "Oh it was fantastic, took a guy out early with a birdie." Ezreal said as he tucked his M1911 into his back pocket. "What about you, how was your girls party?" he asked with his hand on the pistol grip. "Oh it was hot…. There was this guy who was legit blown away by how good looking my friend was, you shoulda seen that dress she wore" Sarah said feeling for her submachine gun behind the sink. "Deary me, what happened to your shoulder honey?" Ezreal said trying to sound as normal as possible despite the pain in his ankle. "Ughh, Jodie got drunk and I had to carry her but she slipped and I fell with her scraping my shoulder on some broken glass."
"Very believable" Ezreal thought as he loosened the grip on his pistol as he hobbled over to confirm if her wound was gunshot wound. "Yup typical 7.62 caliber wound" Ezreal thought his suspicions becoming facts. "Did you have a bad fall honey, I saw you limping into the bedroom." Sarah asked noticing the small bullet wound that matched the caliber of her pistol. "Oh yeah, I got too excited that I got my friend out when I blew him away with my skills that I fell into a sand bunker and twisted my ankle." Ezreal said earning a laugh from his wife from inside the bathroom.
"How ironic, we both go out with our friends and come back with injuries." Ezreal heard before he ducked down as bullets punctured through the wall just where he was standing moments before. He quickly fired 2 shots into the bathroom before diving down the stairs. Sarah came out wielding a submachine gun and a compact pump action shotgun as she scanned each room with fury burning in her eyes. "Hey honey." she heard as Ezreal dived out from the corner firing at her, each bullet shattering the pictures of the 2 of them behind Sarah literally millimeters away from her face.
"HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME...I'M YOUR WIFE FOR GOD SAKE!" Sarah screamed as she blew holes down the staircase shattering the banister and wood floor boards. "Hey bitch, you lied to me as well, just cause you're too pussy to shoot your target doesn't mean you blow the place up to kingdom come." Ezreal said as he slid another magazine into his gun. "Well dear, next time try to improve on your aim." Sarah said as she reloaded her shot gun. Bullets flew from the level below her and one hit her in the calf muscle. Sarah yelped before throwing a flash grenade down the stairs as she shielded herself from the blinding white light. She limped down the stairs with her shotgun in hand as she noticed his golden M1911 lying on the floor. She bent over to pick it up before her husband tackled her to the floor.
Sarah fell to the floor, her shotgun falling near the fireplace. Ezreal threw himself over her as the 2 clawed at each other whilst trading punches and kicks. Sarah grabbed the nearby clock and smashed it over his back causing him to grunt in pain as he fell to the floor. She limped up to grab her gun as Ezreal threw a teapot at her causing her to fall and knock her shotgun away further.
Sarah stood up wiping blood away from her cheeks as she saw her husband get up, his blonde hair filled with glass and blood. The 2 charged at each other before tackling each other over the sofa destroying the table that they watched TV on, ate pizza on, snuggled on, made love on etc etc. Sarah's punches were fueled with anger at her husband hiding secrets from her whereas Ezreal's were fueled with hatred for his wife not being mature to just sit down and talk it out.
"Come on." Sarah taunted as Ezreal threw himself at her knocking her into the TV. She grabbed one of the TV cables and whipped his face slicing his cheek slightly. Wiping the blood away,Ezreal got back on his feet and wrestled Sarah to the floor as she grabbed hold of his M1911. After a brief struggle and with a few kicks to his nose, he was able to pull out the magazine and he flipped back to a standing position as did she, aiming his gun at him.
"Okay,Okay chill, I've got the magazine." Ezreal said as he slid the bullets out one by one. "Even a dumbass like you is smart enough to leave one in the chamber. "Fine...you win I guess." Ezreal said wiping his bloodied cheek as he threw the magazine into the now destroyed living room. "Shoot me" he said plainly as he stared into Sarah's green eyes. "I'm going to don't you worry." she said as she aimed at him. He smiled at her, the same smile she saw when she first encountered him.
Tears streamed down Sarah's face as she tried her best not to weep. "Sarah please, lets just talk this out." Ezreal said calmly approaching her. "Don't come any closer." she said trying so hard not to cry. "Honey, put the gun down." Ezreal said as he reached his hand out to signal for her to lower it. His watery blue eyes flashed into her green ones and Sarah dropped his gun immediately as the 2 immediately embraced each other in a tight embrace whilst kissing each other wildly.
Sarah fumbled with his pants pulling them off as he kissed and massaged her. "Ahhh" she squealed as his hands rubbed past her wound. "Sorry honey," Ezreal said as he kissed her wound for her. His pants and shirt came flying off followed by her dress and the young couple spent the rest of the time just making love to one another.
Sarah rested on her husband's chest as his chest moved up and down as he panted. Their house looked like a nuclear bomb had been detonated in it. It would cost at least 1 million dollars to get it all fixed. Money was not a problem for Sarah or Ezreal however as the most precious thing was laying next to either of them...themselves.
OKAY Ik, theres no sex in it so its not a smut story. Jeezs ya freekin perverts, just hear me out (I'm just jokinG haha)
Found this sitting in my drafts awhile ago so I modified it a bit. Ik its a weird story line but I'll try to make the lemony bits better in a chapter following this.
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Hope you all liked it haha.
