Now this is one of my all time favoerite chapters I have ever written. Hopefully, no one wil lget greatly confused.
Chapter Eight: So Did You Hear?
"Lola, guess what!" Greta of Whoville High looked around before she whispered to Lola. "Ned O'Malley is dating Sally O'Kelly!"
"No way!" Lola gasped.
"Evelyn, did you hear about Ned and Sally?" Lola asked. "The two of them are madly in love!"
"Ned? As in Ned O'Malley?" Evelyn asked and Lola nodded. "Wow, this is big!"
Evelyn took out her Who phone and clicked on her speed dial.
"Crystal? Yeah, its Ev. You're never going to believe what I just heard!" Evelyn looked at Lola who gave the okay. "Ned is going to marry Sally O'Kelly!"
"Now this came from a very relieable source," Crystal told Fiona and Madison. "The mayor's son is in love with Sally O'Kelly and the two of them are going to elope and get married!"
Crystal passed a note to Xanthe during math class that read this: 'Ned and Sally are running away from Sally's ex."
Later, Xanthe talked to Indigo.
"Sally's ex-boyfriend has gone crazy and has threatened to kill her so she's eloping with Ned!" Xanthe explained.
Indigo caught up Beth and Dakota at the lockers.
"You'll never believe what I just heard!" Indigo motioned the girls to come closer. "Ned wrote Sally a love letter and she confessed her feelings to him!"
The other two gasped.
"And that's not all! Her boyfriend found out and he's enraged! So, Ned is eloping with Sally but the ex is hiring his friend to follow them!"
"Sally's ex hired a trained assassin to find her and kill Ned?" Kimberly was shocked at what Dakota had told her.
"Paul, did you know that Ned O'Malley is trained in martial arts?" Kimberly inquired of her boyfriend.
"No way, really?" He asked.
"Its true! Sally O'Kelly's ex-boyfriend hired an assassin to take out Ned but it turns out that Ned has a black belt and can control minds! He's going to use his powers to protect himself and Sally after they elope."
"I'm serious man! O'Malley can levitate things and control minds! That what's going to use against the ninjas when they attack him and Sally while they're eloping!" Paul told Gregory and Tanner.
"That's awesome!" Tanner laughed.
"Totally!" Gregory agreed.
"No way! The mafia is chasing after Ned O'Malley and Sally O'Kelly because they're eloping to escape her crazy ex-boyfriend?" Betty was surprised by this news from Tanner.
"Yep. The ex even hired zombie ninjas but O'Malley has mad powers! He's physic and he can shape shift!"
"That's amazing!"
"Okay, run this by me again?" Sally asked Queenie.
"Well, Betty told me that Tanner told her that you and Ned are eloping so you can escape your crazy ex-boyfriend who has hired zombie, werewolf ninjas and the Spanish mafia to destroy you but Ned is going to protect you with his amazing psychic, shape shifting and laser eye powers."
Sally and Mimi stared at their friend who hadn't taken a breath during that whole sentence.
"What?" Queenie looked confused.
"Nothing." The others replied.
