Part two, oh yeaaah.

Disclaimer: If you are below 18 and is reading this and are offended by this, you should see the rating which is an M. Would've placed it in AO3 but I'm not a member, so yeah. Also, this is more graphic than the usual chapters, though it's not as graphic as I wanted. So please be warned. Also this chapter slightly has that "song fic" feel, apologies, apologies, but the song fit the chapter.

Also, this will serve as a semi-hiatus, therefore, I am not sure when I will update this, I will, just don't know when. This will be placed as 'completed' while I have not finished it, so no this isn't done yet. I have honestly lost track of how this story was supposed to go, so I will take some time to build a concept that will replace what I have forgotten.

Enjoy the smut, people.


Sheldon cringed as Raj sung Frank Sinatra's My Way.

Leonard had invited the whole Picobus team to go with them while Alex invited several employees from the different departments, and he hated that. He was currently sandwiched in between two employees who were heavily drunk, while the others cheered on as Raj attempted to hit the high note. Leonard stood at a corner flirting with a secretary from another department as Alex and Howard provided Raj's backing voices on his next song choice. Sheldon had planned on going home hours before, but his strength could not match the 23 employees that blocked the exit every time he stood up. Raj was a regular at the place, which made it easy for them to get one of those private rooms. He had to hand it to Raj, though, the place was very clean and organized, and he liked that. He closed his eyes as an employee with a soothing voice started singing; Raj's singing gave him a headache. Most of the employees had stopped talking and simply waved their hands above their heads, singing along. Based on what he heard, the song was about falling in love and how it was great, it was foolish but the woman's voice relaxed him compared to Raj's deafening voice. He wondered why they even allowed him to sing all night.

Suddenly, the woman and the others stopped singing. He opened his eyes, turning to the direction they were looking at as Alex walked towards the door, greeting the late comer. Penny removed her coat, placing it on the coat rack on the side of the door, slowly scanning the room until her eyes met his. He suddenly had some kind of weird feeling that he didn't recognize and couldn't shake off, it was nerve wracking, and he just wanted to go home. Alex pointed off to where some of the female company heads sat, directing Penny before trotting over to where he sat, "Hey boss, are you sure that it's okay that I invited the ice princess?" Sheldon scoffed, "Alex, she's already here, what's the point of even inquiring about it?" Alex grabbed a drink from a waiter that walked in the room, downing it, "You are such a party pooper boss, really. Why don't you," she grabbed his arm, trying to pull him up, "sing with me?" He fiercely shook his head, "There is no way that I am singing, Alex. Go on and get Koothrappali, to sing with you." Alex sighed in defeat, "Alright, but I'm dedicating the next song I sing to you," she smiled as Sheldon gestured for her to leave, "Do as you please Alex." Alex gave him a smile before running off to where Penny sat.

He felt Leonard crash on the couch beside him, a strong stench of alcohol lingering. Leonard turned to him, a goofy smile plastered on his face as he brought a bottle of beer to his lips. "You should try some of this; it will calm your nerves," Leonard passed him the bottle, "I can feel you tensing up, buddy, what's the matter?" Sheldon let out a frustrated sigh as he contemplated on whether or not to sip from the alcoholic beverage. Studies have shown that alcohol was proven to relax the mind, or something like that. He couldn't think straight with the chatting resuming. He slowly grabbed the bottle, bringing it up to his lips and taking a swig from it. "I bet it's about what Penny said earlier."

Sheldon felt the bitter liquid climb back up his throat at the sound of her name. He placed a hand over his mouth, covering it as he coughed violently, grabbing the attention of everyone in the room. "I'm okay," Sheldon said as he cleared his throat, "Leonard here just told me a high-larious joke! Didn't ya?" Leonard nodded, laughing along with Sheldon, which earned them a suspicious look from everyone, especially Penny who had her eyebrow arched high up on her forehead. Once everyone returned to what they were previously doing, Leonard snapped his head towards Sheldon, "What happened to you?"

"Uh, yes, I felt very uncomfortable…" He managed to stop his right eye from twitching by tightly gripping his knee. "I felt uncomfortable with how she said those things." Leonard nodded, taking another sip from his beer, "I can feel you. I mean, yeah, Penny's like a goddess, but she's scary. I heard from actual vice presidents about how she turned them into slaves, and I practically had nightmares!" Leonard grabbed a glass and poured some beer in it, "Here this will calm you down. She's like an assassin, waiting for the kill. You think your safe… then she grabs you from behind and goes for the kill." He unconsciously grabbed a bottle in front of him, quickly bringing it to his lips and drinking from it, ignoring the unpleasant bitter taste that it left in his mouth. He was playing close attention to Leonard, while Raj's voice filled the background. Based on what he saw on the screen, the hyper Indian man was now singing 'Irreplaceable' by Be-y-once, something about the left… "TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT EVERYTHING YOU OWN'S IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT!"

Alex was still happily chatting with Penny, who was staring directly at him, while Howard danced with the head of the pharmaceutical department. "Robert, the vice president before Chris, was also a victim of the Ice Princess." Leonard relaxed into the couch, his eyes glued to the screen, "I was close to Rob, real close, then he told me that Penny started to notice him. He had this crush on Penny, so he gave into her. He always told me about how 'sexual' their encounters were," Leonard noticed the disgusted look on Sheldon's face, immediately shaking his head, "No, what I meant was, he always told me that their encounters were always sexual… he enjoyed it though. Then one day, she called him over for a date, but it was actually one of those orgies. He was mentally crushed that Penny was with another guy, and he tore away from her," he stared at his bottle of beer, "he had fallen in love with her… then he grew obsessed with her. He did everything to get her 'back' cause he felt like he needed her, that there was something missing while she was gone, so he kept on insisting that she take him back. She did take him back, but then she somehow got him… fired."

Sheldon blinked, his mouth had suddenly gone dry. He realized that that was exactly what he was going through… he felt that he needed her, and that it wasn't the same without her, but it was all just a trick! He didn't really feel any attachment to her… or did he? And did she? But that didn't matter, he had ended their deal, and he was ready for the consequences. That day when he walked out of her apartment, he had prepared himself if and when she revealed to her father that he was one of those 'sexual offenders.' And that was exactly why he couldn't understand why she STILL had not revealed his secret. It didn't make sense, not at all. Leonard turned his bottle upside down, sighing at the fact that it was empty, "When Rob quit… I don't know, he just spiraled down, and I haven't heard from him ever since. Then along came Chris, and it happened again… and I don't want you to be next."

He needed to talk to her; he wanted to know why she was doing this. Why she did this to only the vice presidents, and why she even chose him.

As he tore his attention away from Leonard, he had noticed that Penny had disappeared. He looked around the room, in search of her. Alex was now singing with Raj about a song with what he could understand was about hating that you loved someone. He huffed, what a stupid song. He stood, grabbing the intoxicated Leonard's attention, "Hey Shelly, where you going?"

"That's how much I love you."

"That's how much I need you."

Sheldon glanced over his shoulder, furrowing his eyebrow, "I need to go to the bathroom. Uhm, that alcoholic drink you gave me sure did some damage."Leonard's mouth fell agape, before his sloppy grin re-appeared, grinning up at Sheldon, "Alright buddy, well I'll just be here!"

"And I can't stand you, must everything you do make me wanna smile? Can I not like you for awhile? (No...)"

Sheldon made his way to the bathroom, he really needed to go. He knocked nine times on the door, "Sorry, I ate too many burritos!" Sheldon shook his head in disgust, walking over to Howard, "Howard, where is the nearest restroom?"

"But you won't let me, you upset me girl, and then you kiss my lips. All of a sudden I forget (that I was upset) can't remember what you did."

Howard placed a hand beside his mouth as he leaned towards Sheldon, Alex and Raj's loud singing voice mixed with the unnecessary chatter was making it impossible for anyone to hear anything. Luckily, he could read people's lips, and knew exactly what Sheldon was asking, "The next restroom is just down the hallway, near the public karaoke booths. It's pretty near the bar."

"But I hate it... You know exactly what to do so that I can't stay mad at you for too long that's wrong."

Sheldon pushed through the 4/5 employees who blocked his way from getting halfway through the room. Luckily, Alex, who was still singing, pushed them away, giving him a small smile before turning back to sing along with Raj.

He finally made it back to the other side of the room, but not without another handful of employees pushing him back into the room and blocking his way. Sheldon quickly told them that he really had to go, and they let him pass. He would probably give them proper punishment once they are sober enough to apologize to him. Once he was through the last wall of his annoying employees, he got out of the room, and in to the hallway that led to the majority of the bar.

"But I hate it... You know exactly how to touch, so that I don't want to fuss and fight no more said. I despise that i adore you."

Penny angrily snatched her drink from the bartender; it was that goddamn song again. If she had hated one song this past month, it would be that song. She heard that song on the radio when she was going home from work sometime ago, and she cried. Yes, that's right, Penny, the ice princess, (like she didn't know what they called her) cried, because of a song. And no, it wasn't just because of the song, but it was because she could relate to the song and its goddamn lyrics. If she were honest to herself, yes it was exactly how she was feeling about Sheldon, but since she wasn't, it was one of those irritating songs that you listen to after a horrible breakup. Well, that was kind of what she went through.

"And I hate how much I love you boy (yeah.) I can't stand how much I need you (I need you) and I hate how much I love you boy (oooh whoa) but I just can't let you go and I hate that I love you so (oooh)"

She left the room once that floozy named Alex had told her that she was going to sing a song for her boss, since he was so uptight. That damn bitch really did rub the fact that she liked Sheldon in her face, and that was more a reason for her to get revenge. Sheldon was hers, and only hers… or not. She just couldn't understand how she was feeling, Penny does not do feelings, and love is a feeling. But, she couldn't take it anymore, being without Sheldon, that is. It was like she was giving in to everything she ever promised to do, this was a game for her, and yet that goddamn Sheldon just had to come in to her life.

"You completely know the power that you have (the power that you have) the only one that makes me laugh (makes me laugh)"

Due to the emotional turmoil Sheldon gave her, she was alone at the bar, waiting for the manager to give her a key to one of those semi-private rooms, that weren't as sound proof as they say. She planned on getting drunk while singing karaoke and maybe getting it on with one of the guys that had tried to hit on her since she arrived at the bar. Sheldon thought that she was a whore, and a whore she shall be!

As she ordered for another glass, the manager had arrived to give the keycard to her semi-private booth. She shot back her drink, glancing at what room it said, 4A. She found it funny that was the exact same apartment number as Sheldon, maybe it was a sign? Or not, well Sheldon was just some lanky guy… he wasn't just some guy, but there were more fish in the sea, and she was willing to find someone other dog… But that would need another drink. With one last shot of tequila, it would do, she stood up, raising her hand in the air and walked towards the hallway leading to the rooms.

"Said and it's not fair how you take advantage of the fact that I love you beyond a reason why and it just ain't right."

Sheldon was getting lost.

His vision was slightly blurred and the hallway intersected about 982391293129743 times, and that was not good. Every time he tried to walk straight down a path, he would end up at the main bar, and the strong stench of alcohol did not greet him well. He had really wished that he had at least asked someone to accompany him to the bathroom, that would assure him that he wouldn't get lost, knowing the alcohol tolerance of the people he was with. He found it somewhat funny and frustrating that it only took him two drinks of whatever Leonard gave him to get drunk, it may have even caused him to lose a couple IQ points. Maybe he even lost more IQ points from drinking than watching that horrendous Jersey Shore, maybe it wasn't that bad.

No it was the alcohol talking.

Sheldon pointed his finger at the 3 different hallways, doing eenie-meenie-miney-moe on where he would go next. At the end of the chant, he landed on the middle hallway, and decided to head there.

"And I hate how much I love you girl I cant stand how much I need you (yeah) and I hate how much I love you girl but I just can't let you go but I hate that I love you so."

Penny grumbled as she made her way to the hallway, getting lost again. The manager wasn't good at giving instructions, she was sure of that. No, he was pretty horrible at giving them, turn right, turn left down the hallway was not clear for a dimly lit, labyrinth like establishment. She stopped at one of the hallways, noticing a sign board that told her which way was to the; common rooms, deluxe rooms and VIP rooms were. She had the deluxe room and that was the middle hallway. If a drunk man were to roam these hallway with these lights he would surely get lost, thankfully Penny was a pro at drinking and not even a crate of tequila could knock her down. She glanced at the VIP nameplate, thinking about how the others and a certain tree like person were doing, but it didn't matter. She was going to cry hard, sing loud and get some tonight, like she always did.

"One of these days maybe your magic won't affect me and your kiss won't make me weak..".

It was wonderful that the deluxe rooms were right beside the bar, oh the sarcasm that was running through Penny's head. It would be easier for her to switch in between areas to go get drunk, sing and get a man. There were plenty of cute people out there in the bar and common area; they were all the kinds of men Penny had been with in the past, but what grabbed her attention was a geek-ish guy that sat beside tons of well built men. She had guessed that they were a college group and probably brought along the poor kid that did their homework. But she did see Sheldon in the poor boy; it was blatant that he didn't want to be here. The whole time she was at the bar, she watched him, how he gave them a glare whenever they would force him to sing or drink and how he sat as far as possible to everyone. Maybe if he was taller, paler and had blue eyes he would pass as Sheldon, oh and the glasses and curly hair would have to go to. She sighed as she turned the final corner towards 4A, she could do this. She stopped as she noticed someone staring intently at the name plate.

"But no one in this world knows me the way you know me so you'll probably always have a spell on me..."

Penny stepped back, her eyes wide as she pinched herself on the arm, this just couldn't be happening.

Was it the alcohol? Maybe it was a dream? Maybe she was hallucinating? Maybe dreams could now hurt you?! No, that wasn't real, everyone knew that. That damn key, this was all its fault- it wasn't a sign it was a plague! She had no intention of seeing Sheldon here, she had plans- plans to get drunk and sleep with a random man and get Henry to fetch her home. It was a brilliant plan, and she had decided to push through with it! She had the guts to do it, to finally get over the dog bullshit and Sheldon and return to the Penny everyone feared. But no, he just had to show up, he just had to be at the same hallway, he just had to be here exactly when she was. With a gulp, she placed her hand on the person's arm turning him to face her.

"Sheldon, what are you doing out here?"

And with that, Sheldon suddenly and miraculously became sober.


"I got lost," he nervously said, his hand playing with the button on his sleeve, "I was also a bit drunk and I had thought that this was my apartment… it is 4A."

Penny crossed her arm, her right hand reaching out and pinching the bridge of her nose. The hangover came too early. She really needed to clear things out with Sheldon, they needed to talk, and it was now or never. "Sheldon, I really think that we need to talk," she said straight from her mind. Sheldon's eyebrows touched his forehead as he looked around the empty, dark, hallway, "Yes, I do think that we need to talk about some trivial matters…" He turned away from her as she contemplated on what to say, "This is the room, I got, do you want to talk here?" Sheldon glanced at his surroundings, before shrugging and walking inside the room. It was half the size of what Raj got, and instead of a bunch of couches, there was a long table and row of chairs.

"I asked for a karaoke room, not a conference room," Penny grumbled, dumping her bag on the table before taking a seat on one of the chairs. Sheldon walked towards the end of the table, taking a seat at the last chair before moving to the one beside it, "Why do you need a separate karaoke room when the team already had one?"

"Why did you choose the seat seven chairs away from me?" Penny asked, placing her feet on top of the table. Sheldon flinched at her feet touching the wooden table, "I doubt that this table is sanitary, Penny." Penny chuckled, placing her hands behind her head as she leaned back against the chair, "It's okay the table's like me," Sheldon gave her a look of confusion before she spoke again, "It's dirty, like me. Right, Sheldon? I mean that was what you said about a month ago." Sheldon's eyes widened as he turned his body to face her, "Penny, about that, I wanted to apologize. I didn't mean it that way, and I sort of overreacted. You know how I feel about cleanliness and orgies aren't, and yet you choose to associate in them. I don't like risking my health, Penny."

The blonde smirked at him, quietly clapping her hands, "Gee, Sheldon, that sure was an apology. I told you, I'm clean, safe, sanitary- whatever you want to call it. You think you know me, but you really don't, Sheldon. I'm not just that spoiled, pretty, rich party girl that doesn't know a letter after M, and that just sleeps around with anybody. I dare you to guess the number of men I've been with, Sheldon," Sheldon looked up at the ceiling, his finger drawing numbers as he calculated, "And that doesn't include you, Sheldon. I doubt that you'd even get a correct answer-"

"Are we going to include your teenage years?" Sheldon asked, a finger still raised.

"Uh sure go ahead," Penny said as Sheldon returned to counting before nodding and turning to her, "That's 193 men, excluding me, though there is an indefinite question on whether or not to add or subtract eight to nine men, 193 is the closest number." Penny blinked at him, "Sheldon do you think that I've slept with all of those men?" Sheldon directed his gaze elsewhere before returning it to Penny, "Yes." Penny gasped, "No I did not sleep with all of them Sheldon! Think again."

"So we multiply 193, minus 21 men before the loss of virginity, so 172 times 0.18 gives us 30.96 sexual partners. Let's round that up to 31. 31 men, minus me of course, though, the numbers nine and eight are still floating up there as I am not sure about how many vice presidents there were before me that you branded as your dog."

Penny's eyes narrowed, "You are an impossible man, Sheldon. You are arrogant, egotistical and think you're all that!" Sheldon crossed his arms, "Those were all synonyms, Penny." Penny growled in frustration, her palm roughly hitting the table, "You're an asshole Sheldon. You are one big asshole!"

"How exactly am I an asshole? I'm the one who apologized even though I was not at fault, Penny. You were the one who exposed me to such unsanitary things and yet I don't hear an apology from you. I would rather point it back at you, Penny," he leaned back against his chair, a scowl on his face. Penny hissed, a glare quickly appearing, "I'm at fault? You're the one that-" Sheldon cut her off, matching her glare, "That? Penny I do not recall doing that would upset you. I have done everything you said, you are the one who always breaks your own rules, Penny. Please do not blame your faults on me."

She grabbed her bag, pulling out a manila envelope folded in half. Penny stared at it, contemplating on how was she was going to do this. She hated how much she wanted to prove him wrong, she hated how only he could make her question herself. With one last glance at the envelope, she threw it on the table before sliding it towards him, "Read it." Sheldon gingerly took the envelope, slowly opening the flap and taking the papers out, "W-what is this?" She gestured to the envelopes, "While you were out avoiding me-" Sheldon raised an eyebrow as he flipped through the papers, "I recall that you were the one avoiding me." She shook her head, "That's not important. What I was saying was that, I took a number of tests, just to prove to you that I am safe. Go on read for yourself." She waited as he scanned through the papers, finally landing on a chart, "So what does it say, Sheldon?" Sheldon looked up at her, placing the papers neatly in the envelope, "Negative…" Penny nodded, slowly smiling, "But, your family also owns a hospital, and this is clearly from that hospital. Who knows if you had this tampered with…"

Penny bit her lip in frustration, grabbing the song book and immediately found a song. If she couldn't get revenge with words, she knew something that would definitely make Sheldon's toes curl. She was his weakness, and she knew that, she was sure. She had enough of them fighting, she had enough of him acting so smart and so great just cause he could beat her at anything. All she wanted was for him to be her dog again, she really never did want him to leave. She was so ready to take him back, but then he just had to open his big fat kissable mouth, and provoke her. But there was something only she could do, and this was time for revenge. Revenge was a dish best served cold… or naked… or hard.

"Did you miss me at all?" She angrily asked, jabbing the numbers on the pad to choose a series songs she thought would be fit for what she had in mind. It was great that the karaoke bar had the option for songs to only play in the background instead of the karaoke ones without the voices. She would win, losing was unacceptable. She hit the enter button before sliding the pad down the table to where Sheldon was, "I can't say that I have not," he truthfully said, grabbing the pad and looking at the song titles, all of which were foreign to him, "I don't like change Penny, you know that."

She hopped on the table just as the sound of a saxophone started playing, The One You Love, she thought. If she was in charge, that song would have been the saxophone and only the saxophone, it was just so erotic and sensual- perfect for her plan. She stood at the end of the table, kicking her heels off as the saxophone part filled the room, "I'm glad that you missed me, Sheldon… I guess it's time to give you a reward," she said in a low husky voice as she walked over to the opposite of the end of the table, crouching down and giving him a seductive smirk. She swung her feet off the table, placing a leg at each of Sheldon's side, causing him to grab the pad and smash whatever button he could.

Penny chuckled as The One You Love stopped playing, and You Can Leave Your Hat On started playing. Penny slowly unbuttoned her shirt as she leaned towards Sheldon, her smirk unfading. Sheldon started to back up into his chair, a frightened look on his face, "Penny, what are you doing?" Penny placed a hand on his chin, pulling him closer, "I'm going to seduce you." She roughly pushed him back before yanking her shirt off, revealing the red bra that Sheldon was oh so familiar with. She laid back against the table, arching her body along with the music, her hands trailing from the top of her head down to her hips, fumbling with her shorts.

Sheldon leaned his head back, clenching his teeth at the sight of Penny slowly taking her skirt off. She lifted a leg as she slid half of the piece of denim off, the other leg short following the act. It was truly something that Penny had never done with him, ever. And he could already feel something heating up in him, his cheeks were burning and now his pants were getting tighter, and tighter, and tighter.

Penny ran her hands over her body, slowly sitting up to expose the lingerie that she had once asked Sheldon to pick up for her. She sat up, tucking her feet under her, before grabbing at his tie and pulling him closer. She pulled him close enough for his chest to bump against the edge of the table, moving her face to his and rubbing her nose against his cheek as she whispered, "Are you getting seduced yet, Sheldon?" He nervously shook his head, causing Penny to run her tongue on the side of his face, slowly dragging it over his lips to plant a kiss on it. She pushed him back to his chair, hitting the wall, before jumping down and hovering over his lap. Penny grabbed Sheldon's hands, placing it on her sides as she swayed her hips to the song.

Sheldon's mouth ran dry as Penny placed her hands behind her back, flipping her hair then ran her hands back down to her stomach. She brought her hands on Sheldon's shoulder, sliding them up and down as she continued her dance, turning around to rub her backside on his torso then slowly lowered it over his pants, grinding down then turning to face him. She slowly undid his tie, pulling it off him then holding it above her head as she sat on his lap, twirling the tie around them.

"Penny stop this," Sheldon begged, his eyes closed as Penny continued the act. "Why, Sheldon?" She placed the tie between her teeth, both her hands tugging each end downwards, "Are you giving in?" He swallowed the lump that had formed in his throat as she slid her tongue across his neck while undoing his shirt, "N-no, it's just that they might be looking for us." The blonde licked up his chin, leveling her face with his, "I don't think they'd look for us, Sheldon." He looked away from her, her hands running through his hair, roughly tugging at it to get him to look at her, "The Vice president and the owner's daughter disappearing… what would they think of us?" Penny placed her hand on his chin, gently turning him to face her, his blue eyes meeting with her green eyes, "Then they'd be right, Sheldon," she wrapped her arms around his neck, having enough of this little charade and finally capturing his lips with hers.

Their lips began to move together, a satisfying groan vibrating through Sheldon's chest. He hungrily gripped Penny's waist as her hands clutched on his hair. It had been such a long time, even though it had been just a month, since they had an encounter like this, and it seemed all so foreign, like it was the first kiss that they had ever shared. Penny had missed this, the feeling of Sheldon with her, she couldn't think of anyone else other than him. It confused her why she had suddenly changed just because of the lunatic that is her co-worker, but she didn't care, she was happy. The past month was a month of despair and loneliness for her, not even work could tear her mind from thinking about him. It sounded crazy, but it was the truth, and she was finally ready to admit it.

Sheldon placed his hands underneath her and carried her over to the table, laying her down as she worked on his pants. He stood between her legs, kissing her like there was no tomorrow. He would never admit it but, he did miss her, he missed her more than he thought was possible. Leonard had once again tried to set him up on a date, but when he did show up to the date, all he saw was Penny with some other man, and it didn't make sense. For the first time in his life, he just didn't understand. He couldn't understand the hold that Penny had on him; even she didn't have this kind of… spell on him. He had missed everything about her and that transpired between them, her silly little rules and demands, her horribly cooked breakfast and the silent rides back to the hotel, especially the extravagant lunch she would feed him every now and then. The Sheldon months ago would find this foolish, but the Sheldon now found it as his new life, he couldn't be without it.

Her hands lingered down to his sides and to the waist of his briefs, pulling them down until his semi-hard dick was freed to her. Penny reached down to delicately grab onto his shaft and began giving him slow, long jerks that instantly brought Sheldon to pull her underwear off, it was already too much. His lips broke away from hers, trailing tender butterfly kisses down the side of her neck, collarbone, stomach, and hips. Sheldon's lips returned to their destination; her hips, suckling gently on the skin before moving down to her inner thighs. Penny graciously opened up for him, anticipating his touch. She shrilled as his tongue met with her womanhood. Her back bowed to an arched and her hips began to rock hungrily.

Sheldon pressed his hands to her hips, settling their movements as his mouth continued its tour. He sucked on the tiny flesh, rocking Penny's nerves on end. Her hips fought against his hold, her hands tightened around his neck, and her body shook for more. He quickly released one of her hips and brought his fingers to Penny's opening. One finger slid in making Penny gasp so loudly that it invaded Sheldon's hazy thoughts. "Sheldon," she moaned as he released her flesh to run his tongue along her slit. He slid another finger into her and clamped back down on her clit, "Hmm?" He hummed, pushing her closer to her edge, "Sheldon, I need to tell you something." He pulled back, an eyebrow raised as she propped on her elbows, "Well, I just wanted to tell you that, the only time I never used a condom… was with you," she said, her eyes locked with Sheldon's, "That's why I know that I'm safe, Sheldon. I don't want you to think that I have any kind of STDs, I wouldn't do that to you." Penny was still confused why she cared about what Sheldon would think about her, she never really cared before but, maybe she just changed.

She mentally cursed herself as a small smile appeared on his face, he just looked so goddamn cute that she just wanted to jump him right here and now- but she was getting to that. He tilted his head to the side, thinking of what to say, before leaning down and giving her a tender kiss… and she lost it. She roughly wrapped an arm over his neck, another hand reaching down to his shaft, finally entering her. Sheldon groaned as he entered her, breaking away from her as he started to rock his hips, "Sheldon, fuck, go faster," she growled, her fingers digging into the back of his neck. He sped up his pace as Penny started to meet each thrust, moaning in pleasure. "Sheldon, oh god-oh god," she moaned, feeling her climax building up inside of her. As if on cue, Sheldon drastically picked up his pace, giving her short jabs feeling his own orgasm nearing.

Penny was on the edge, it felt just like a dream. Together with all the other questions she had about Sheldon, she couldn't understand why he was better than any of her boyfriends and dogs combined. It was like ecstasy, or maybe a little bit of heaven. Sheldon was confused on why he was so pleasured in their little tryst, it was like he had lost all of his control over himself. He would never admit it to Penny but the feeling of him with her was enough to get him to the edge. This felt better than all of the best things he could think of, and it made him more and more confused. He was never a man with primitive urges, it just happened, then he learned to forget about it. Then the devil came along, a.k.a. Penny, and suddenly he was a red blooded male ready to jump on her whenever she was near. It just didn't make sense... but nothing about Penny ever made sense to him.

Her muscles squeezed him desperately, sucking him deeper into her. Penny's eyes clamped shut as her head tossed back in both excitement and relief, softly hitting the table's surface. Sheldon gave his last thrusts into her before his body rocked into his climax, a low, husky, "fuck," escaping his lips. He panted as he placed his hands on each side of her head to avoid falling on top of her. She watched as Sheldon took slow steady breaths, his eyes still shut tight. Penny placed both of her hands on the side of his cheek, causing him to open his eyes. It was funny, this was definitely their shortest encounter, and yet it was the best they had ever had. It was nothing like any of their previous trysts, which is what she couldn't understand, but she liked it this way. "Penny," he started, only to get caught off by her planting her lips on his. Maybe absence does make the heart grow fonder?


He silently closed the door, leaning on the wall as his mind ran through what he just saw. He didn't intend to see Sheldon and Penny together, the others just told them to find the two so that they could give an honorary toast to Sheldon for all his hard work on the Picobus. Alex had told him that Sheldon and Penny could have met at the restrooms and got lost with the maze like hallway, and needed help to get back. Oh, but he was sure that they did not need help at all. He leaned his head against the door, listening in as they talked about getting back to the room, which was his cue to run. This didn't look good.