Author's Note: Hi! This one was inspired by a word generator again (thus the title), plus HoneyGoddess57 for planting the idea of these two as a couple into my head. It's not all rainbows and sunshine though. Warning for those who need one it's Herry x Archie.
TheSilverNightshade - thank you so much for your review! :) Also I love Neil x Archie because they are so different! The dynamic between those two would be so weird and awesome because they are pretty antagonistic to each other in the show sometimes. I've started something for it now :D Mwhahah
Insatiable
"Are you sure you don't have an eating disorder Herry?" Archie asked, arms folded across the table from him.
Herry looked at him with an expression that bordered on threatening, shoving another donut into his mouth.
"I'm concerned about your health, that's all," Archie said, getting a little irritated.
"Last time I checked," Herry stopped to swallow, "I was in way better shape than you."
The warrior snorted. "Really? Come on, I could outrun you any day."
"That's because muscle is heavy and you have none," he grunted, still looking down at his food.
Archie's eyes narrowed. He was offended, but too exhausted to argue anymore. Herry's arms and shoulders tensed as he made his way through his fifth donut.
"You should just leave me alone when I'm eating. I don't tell you what to eat."
Archie's skin felt like it was on fire. He gripped his biceps and looked away, trying to release the anger by breathing heavily. Why am I even dating this moron? he wondered.
His eyes were drawn back to his boyfriend, now consuming a sundae at an alarming speed. He loved him so much. It just made his apparent willful disregard for his own health even more infuriating to Archie. I'm going to smack the food out of his hand if I don't get out of here, he thought.
"Going for a walk," he spat, leaving the table and walking off.
Herry sighed angrily. Surely in twenty minutes Archie would be back and apologize. The two would work things out, as usual, until the next time. Herry finally understood the meaning of "the honeymoon phase" that their friends were talking about when they first got together. He hoped if they stayed the course it would work out fine ... but in the mean time, their relationship was becoming more and more exhausting.
He paused from eating the ice cream and pulled out his phone to send his lover a text. I love you, idiot.
A moment later came the reply. You drive me crazy and you're a BIG MORON! I love you too for some goddamn reason.
He smiled. Maybe it wasn't a full reconciliation, but at least they retained their sense of humour about things.
"Close enough."
