Chapter Eiiiiiiiight
A/N- So... I have decided that this will be the final chapter, and I will retire from writing fanfiction after this.
Is what I would say, were that true. I have decided to try to make this chapter longer, as I have spent the past week writing a speech on why video games should be considered a form of art for English 11, and I need to get the whole fallacy-minded writing out of my head. I hate speeches. I even had to deliver it, and I guess I spoke too quickly... Oh well.
I hope to get internet soon, so I can reply to more of your reviews.
When we last left our lovely protagonists, Link had broken fingers, a text-to-speech program, and Sheik and Malon got together...
SOUNDTRACK!- Sorry For Being a Closet Otaku- Megpoid GUMI, Dancer in the Dark- Megurine Luka, Servant of Evil/Daughter of Evil- Kagamine Twins, more vocaloid songs...
Soundtrack of the (2nd) Day- MCR, FFVII Guitar Covers, Evanescence, Billy Talent, Arctic Monkeys, NonelikeJoshua, Boyinaband, Veela, Garbage, Soundgerden, Foo Fighters, Falling in Reverse, Deadmau5, and Foster the People...
Link
The ride home from the hospital was filled with an awkward silence. Zelda was on my lap, and was too embarrassed to talk, I could not get my phone out to 'speak' without shiting around and making Zelda's position even more awkward, and the newly formed couple just kept whispering annoyingly to each other.
Just as we pull in to the garage, Zelda speaks up.
"Got anything to share with the class?" She asks sarcastically, opening the door and hopping off my lap. I follow soon after, landing next to Zelda.
"I was just telling Malon how nice she looks today, like any good boyfriend should. Any good partner, actually. Why weren't you whispering sweet nothings into Link's ear? I mean, you guys are practically dating, right?" Sheik replies, smiling widely.
Zelda gets really mad at this, but doesn't return with another insult. She instead heads up the stairs to the floor we live on, giving Sheik a glare of death the entire time.
We arrive at the doors to our respective apartments, and Sheik invites everyone inside the one he and Zelda share. I throw my bags inside my apartment quickly, and folow the Harkinian siblings into their home.
I sit on the couch next to Zelda, and get my phone prepared so that I can 'talk'. Sheik walks into the kitchen, presumably to get drinks of make a snack, and Malon follows him to 'help out', and that leads to the most awkward silence between Zelda and I.
I decide to mess around with the voice settings on the text-to-speech app, typing random things in and changing the voice. I decide to use the most obnoxious voice possible- a high-pitched, slowed-down version of the Sheikian accent.
"Hi I'm Sheik. I like gaming and running from things. I have a girlfriend, but that is to keep the fact that I like Link hidden. My sister is infinitely better than me. I am a track superstar, but the only reason I joined was because Link thought I would be good at it. Did I mention that my sister is cooler than I am?" The program makes my mocking even more hilarious than I had expected. Zelda bursts out laughing, making me jump. I hear Malon laughing from the kitchen, but what makes this moment better is when Sheik walks in.
He has the most pissed off look, however, he is also trying not to laugh. "What the fuck did you just say about me? I will have you know that I am way cooler than Zelda. I mean, how can she be cooler than me?" She's a fucking weeb!"
If I could laugh out loud, I would. Instead, I settle for the electronic version, and follow up with more insults.
"Hahahahaha. So, you get defensive about me calling your sister cooler than you, but not about how you have a crush on me? I mean, Sheik, you know I swing both ways but, you DO have a girlfriend,"
He grins, and I know exactly what he is about to say. Thank the goddesses that Malon walks in, still laughing.
"Do an impression of Zelda now! Do it!" She commands, laughing her ass off.
I nod, adjusting the speed of the accent slightly, but not much.
Zelda
"Hi, I'm Zelda. I am smarter and pretierer than everyone in this universe. I like books and reading and drawing and anime. I am so kawaii that I really should not hang out with these bakas! Except Link, he's such a stud! I'm so much better than my too-good-to-learn-sign-language brother, Sheik! Even Malon knows sign language! Welp, I should go study and dream about senpai noticing me!" the stupid computer program spouts off, leaving me red in the face, and slightly angry.
To my side, Sheik and Malon have taken their places on the loveseat, and are about to die of laughter. I hope they do. Link is sort of sitting next to me, curled up in a defensive ball, shaking as if he were laughing. He unclurls, and types fast.
"Hey y'all, my name's Malon!" Oh god. The most stereotypical southern Hyrulean accent I have ever heard plays from the speakers in Link's phone, and I brace myself for oncoming hilarity. "I'm a country gurl who loves riding horses and riding Sheik. When I'm not riding stallions, I like watching shitty shows, like Hyrulean Idol, or watching anime with my bff Zelda. My family produces the best milk products in all of Hyrule, Lorule, Termina and the surrounding territories. I like singing, but even Link, who can't speak, is better at it than I am! I have had a shrine to Sheik in my room since I met him, and have killed each of his girlfriends or crushes. Except Link, since he is the coolest! Well, I must go, 'cause it is time to milk the cows and Sheik. Bye!"
"Holy shit. That was savage," I manage to say in between laughs, looking at the lovebirds in the other seat. Malon is beet red, and Sheik is getting up.
He strolls over to Link, and high-fives him, laughing. Malon is still blushing, but she demands that Link do an impression of himself.
"Another time. I am actually kinda tired. They put me on some decently strong medications..." He types, reseting the voice, making it boring and monotonous again. "Sheik, remember to wrap it before you tap it. Malon, stop drugging Sheik, he's willing now. And Zelda, if they get busy, feel free to come to my apartment,"
He just couldn't resist getting a few more insults in before leaving, could he?
A/N Ahahahaha End of the chapter yup mhm yessireee. JK Merry xmas, happy holidays, ect. Have some more content!
Zelda
He exits the apartment, leaving Malon, Sheik and I in silence. The other two seem to be in shock from Link's parting message, so I turn on the TV and lie down on the couch.
"You do have protection though, right Sheik?" I unfortunately overhear Malon whisper into my brother's ear.
I turn the TV up, hoping to drown out the entire conversation that is going on.
"Don't worry Malon, I do. We're fine, should we decide to," Sheik says at a volume I just pick up. I should cut my ears off. That would work. And bleach my brain.
"AND ON THAT NOTE, I am going to go watch anime. Any more of this and I may just take Link up on his offer. I don't need to know about my brother and my best friend having sex. Okay, thanks," I say quickly, getting up.
"You're just jealous that I can do the man I have had a crush on, if I so wish. Unless you and Link are getting it on without our knowledge, that is," Malon says, sticking her toungue at me.
"Shut up farm girl. I don't like Link like that!" I blush, and both of the newly-formed couple glare at me. "At least, not that much," More staring. "Okay fine, I am like, head-over-heels for the kokiri-kid. Okay? Happy?" They both nod. "Well, either way, you two have been together for like, four hours tops. Even if you have been basically together for about 8 months... I'm going to bed. Bye!"
I rush off to my room before they can get another retort in, close the door, and lock it behing me, before changing into my pajamas and going to bed.
A/N- Okay. Actual end of chapter here. The main heroine has admitted her love for our courageous hero? How will things progress?
Anyways. I have been contemplating putting lemon/smut/nsfw content in this story for a while now, but I personally want to hear from you guys on that regards. I might make it just AO3 exclusive or exclusive depending on the answers. It depends. I have it M-rated JUST-IN case. Get it, cuz that's my name?
Anyways (x2 Combo), tell me in the reviews if y'all want it or not, and I may put it in. I may put it in either way, but I don't want to alienate you guys. I mean, IDK how many of you should even be reading an M-rated story, but W/e.
Love you all. Happy Holidays, And here's to the New Year!
WAIT OH SHIT FIRST ANNIVERSARY OH NOOOOOOOOOO
