Hope y'all like the next chappie! So, again, if ya didn't read MM's letter, Thalia's having 8 babies! Yahoo! Yippee! Awesome!

Dear Athena,

Oh so just because I help Aphrodite means that you have to hate me?!

I'm busy with Triton and Artemis to be dealing with you and your servant!

But I think you would be a great next target for dates. Thank your servant and yourself for reminding me!

Ace, a very busy Son of Hades

Dear Ace,

Dang it! I'll make this letter long JUST to annoy you! I will be at an orchestra/band/chorus concert when you come so I can hurt you with the instruments and get the singers to make you crazy by singing a high note! If you try to get me after that, I'll be on Olympus, with your dear old Uncle Zeus, AKA: MY DAD! I don't want to ruin you being his champion, but, if I have to, I will. Evil Athena. That has a ring to it, don't you think? I also have a marvelous evil laugh. MUHAHAHAHA! Good, hm? If you come ANYWHERE near me, I will be protected, and if I'm not, I will chase you to the ends of the earth [scratch that, the earth is round, my son, Christopher Columbus found that out. He's my second favorite child next to Einstein] and exterminate you… FOREVER, and you won't even go to daddy, I'll get you chained up in a closet so even Hades can't get you!

Evil Athena

Dear Aphrodite,

Athena and her servants hate us. Just because we want them to be happy with love! Stupid maidens.

Ace, son of Hades

Dear Ace,

All letters to Aphrodite go to me, Evil Athena, until you agree to call off your plans!

Evil Athena

Dear Female Campers,

Who want's to go to prom with me? I promise to treat you like a princess! And trust me when I say that your night will be magical. You don't even have to ask me. I'll do it myself.

Ace, son of Hades who has a soft spot

Dear Ace,

No one does! Not even the Aphrodite kids, and Aphrodite CHARMMSPOKE them!

Female Campers

Dear Campers,

YES. And It's Sadie Hawkins, so you know go for it! Anyways, whoever doesn't have a date go ask someone (Girls).

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie,

Okay, okay! We will!

Campers

Dear Travis, (And Conner)

I read minds. And the Aphrodite's cabin book of all possible camp relationships. Also, I'll figure something out-

CONNER! I AM COMING TO BREAK YOUR ARM! Also, you have a date right? Cause I think Lou Ellen wants to ask you if you don't...

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie,

YOU READ MINDS? COOL! Lou Ellen? –clears schedule and date list- Um, I think I'm free… YOU'VE GOT A CRUSH! Prank material! No, please, no! Fine.

Travis and Connor [it's ConnOr, not Conner]

Dear Katie,

Who are you asking to the dance? Is it Travis?

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie,

Yes. No. Maybe? Possibly?

Katie

Dear Aphrodite, And Ares,

Cool! Also thanks for letting me into Aphrodite cabins Giant store-room, and letting me into Aphrodite cabin! I never knew how many prom dresses existed...

Ares! Garand Semi automatic rifle with 278 cal.!

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie,

You're welcome! That's just our cabin store room! We have more in our mega closet in the back of the Big House! Duh! My girl knows her guns? Aw yeah! I think Nerf guns are good, too! I get to blast people without them getting TOO mad at me!

Aphrodite and Ares

Dear Aphrodite,

I know! But now Tratie chances are low... Eh if I have to I'll give Katie some of Love Potion no. 54

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie,

I find no. 89 more effective. You?

Aphrodite

Dear Chiron,

I think I'm staying In Ares,

Better Music.

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie,

Better music? Nah. But, I'm glad you finally made a decision.

Chiron

Dear Thalia,

Thanks! Oh Niccccoooo!

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie,

He's in the hospital with a broken arm. And leg. And face….

Thalia

Nico,

Sorry 'bout Breaking your arm

NOT

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie,

And my leg. And my face. And my butt. And my other leg.

Nico

Dear Piper,

Thanks! And we need to use the Aphrodite cabins book of all relationships to set people up! I'll deal with Ares cabin, and Hermes cabin.

Where should we hold the prom?

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie

Okay then! The arena is probably best!

Piper

Dear Percy,

I know but you have to admit that Idea was adorable.

Has she asked you yet?

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie,

Yeah, it was. Yes, she asked me!

Percy

Dear Lou Ellen,

Can you start Brewing Love potions #54, #26, #5, and #1876?

Sorry about #1876 but I still need it... and I have all the rare ingredients you'll need right here (I'm very good at poker)

Sincerely,

Jeannie Daughter of Ares, Legacy of Aphrodite.

Dear Jeannie,

Of course! Stop by at 8:30 for them.

Lou Ellen

Thalia,

Yeah...

Good luck with that. I heard ginger ale helps.

MM

Dear MM,

Good tip…

Thalia

Nico,

Yeah, it is pretty gross, bit it'll wear off by her second trimester. But then the cravings will start...

MM

DEAR MM,

OHNOOHGODSHELPME! ECSCUSEMEFORDOINGTHISBUTJEANNIEISBEATINGMEUP!

NICO

Dear Lacey,

You are so awesome! You know you're like my favorite camper! Are you planning on telling Sadie Kane that you're a half blood?

Pixie

Dear Pixie,

Aw, thanks! Who is Sadie Kane? Why would I tell her?

Lacy

Dear Stolls,

What is the best trick you've ever done? Can you teach me to do something cool?

-Alexandra

Dear Alexandra,

We can't choose. Yes, we can teach you to do something cool!

Stolls

Dear Nico

I think it's wonderful, that Thalia is pregnant, but... She is your cousin, for gods' sake! Doesn't that bother you?

-Alexandra

Dear Alexandra,

Suddenly it does…

Nico

There is 1050 words in this chapter! Wowza! Here's MM's letter. Shout out to anyone who sends me one! Shout out to MM!

Dear GG,

YES! You can be GG and I'll be MM!

*gasp* well then, I feel bad for Nico's hand when the babies come, lol.

MM

Dear MM,

Yeah! Lolz! He'll have, like, seven bones broken. She's a daughter of Zeus, having 8 babies… Uh oh!

GG