There I was, captain of the Wonderbolts, soaring through the skies of Equestria. Down below Apples, Pinkie, Flutters, Rarity and even Twi were cheering me on. I glanced away from them for a moment as I did my greatest stunt yet, the Super Swirl Ascend. My body spiraled as I went upward in circles, backwards. When I reached the top of the sky I dove downward and landed for an applause fit for a Wonderbolt.
I walked over to the cheery friends of mine, and Apples looked me in the eye and then kissed me. Best day ever right? That's when my alarm clock went off and I found myself frenching my pillow. Oh well, that was a nice dream though.
I hit dismiss on the alarm clock then went on my way to school. I was riding my bike and noticed I was running late. Did I just ignore that alarm clock for an hour? Anyway apparently I wasn't the only one. Apples was late again.
I looked at her for a few seconds. Then I looked at my bike. Deja Vu much. I quickly hit the brakes and skidded right next to Apples. She stopped and looked at me from the sound. "Hey the brakes work, are you happy?" I asked her.
"Ya did better this time Rainbow" Apples said. "So would you like that ride this time?" I asked. "Well maybe, how's this gonna work?" Applejack asked. "Well the seat is like twenty feet long so you will just sit in front of me while I flap my wings you use the pedals" I said.
"Ok Ah'll trust ya this once Rainbow" she said. She got on the bike and I got on behind her. Once she started pedalling I flapped harshly. You should've seen how fast we were going! It was faster than even the Wonderbolts! Eventually we got to the school Apples turned and asked something.
"Rainbow where are the brakes?" "Oh about those, I kinda wore them off stopping for you" I said. 'Whoops, oh well'. Then we hit the side of the school. I landed on my back and Apples landed on me. "I didn't think our first time would be in public" I said. Apples blushed but still hit me across the face.
"Rainbow, next time ah am checkin the brakes before I get on a bike with ya" she said and walked off. I looked to the crowd we had gotten and smiled. "Sorry everypony, I haven't caught her yet, and if Pinkie hasn't told we aren't together as lovers anymore" I said. They all looked either pissed that I almost broke Pinkie or looking away saying something like 'Rainbow's at it again'.
But my true fans laughed. They honestly thought I couldn't get even a date with Apples. They're sooo wrong. I went to student council and guess who was showing public display of affection. It was miss smartypants herself, and the fashionista. "Oh, I didn't know you swung that way Twilight" I said.
She instantly jumped from her kiss with Rarity and looked very embarrassed. Scratch that very embarrassed. "Oh uh Dash you actually showed hehe" Twilight said. "Of course I did, and a little early due to some extra leg power this morning, but you beat me to getting some tongue" I said.
Her blush was a deep red. Guess I better get to 'council' subjects. "So about these uniforms, I think they're a no go" I said. "Actually the principal has decided that yes we will have uniforms but they are subject to change and some may be customized slightly" Twi said. "Good, what's the uniform?" I asked.
"Well darling here try it yourself" Rarity said. She handed me one. This time it was a dress that went to my knees just slightly and it was black. But however the belt was rainbow like my mane. "Its more acceptable but I prefer to go without these uniforms" I argued.
"Then take it up with the principal" Twi said. "Naa on second thought this uniform is great" I lied. With my record the principal would curb stomp me upon entering her office. So I'll just go with this. After I left the room I heard giggling, probly just Rarity and Twilight.
Upon entering english class everypony took a little time to look at the new uniform. "Rainbow you're late" the teacher said. "I had a student council meeting, urgent stuff" I said. "Very well take a seat" she said. I sat next to Apples.
"So how did science go?" I asked. "Shy got sick from all the animals guts an' went ta tha nurse, today was dissecting day" Apples said. 'Aww poor Flutters, she loves animals' I thought. Class continued and Apples had a nice chat with me. Turns out if you use the brakes, a pony seems to open up, I'll have to remember that.
Later on after a great english class I had art. Stencilella however wasn't there yet. Maybe I could get a prank in before she get's here! I looked through my bag. A whoopie cushion! Perfect! I quickly set the cushion on Stencilella's seat. When she got in here I just smiled and she returned the favor. I almost laughed when she sat down but not a sound came from the seat. What! I hid that cushion perfectly! I wonder how she evaded my prank. I got up and walked over to her.
"So does it feel like you sat on something? I think I dropped my pencil over here earlier" I lied. "No, but I could get up so you can check" Stencilella said. "That would be nice" I said. She got up and walked off and the cushion wasn't there. I looked back and Stencilella returned. "It wasn't here, I think I dropped it elsewhere" I said. I walked back to my seat and sat down. The loudest fart you could ever hear sounded as I sat.
Everypony bursted out laughing. I looked under my but, long behold my whoopie cushion was on my seat. I looked to Stencilella and all she said was "I win". This means war. Art class was uneventful after that. At the end Stenz was finishing a painting so I put up a tripwire for her. I watched carefully. "Hey what are ya up to Rainbow?" Apples asked. I however was paying no attention to anything so I jumped through the roof. "Are ya alright?" Apples asked.
"Just fine" I muttered. "Hmm, thats odd, I didn't think you could jump that high" Stenz said. I pulled my head out of the ceiling and landed in front of the two ponies. "Yeah well it's amazing what can happen when someone pops up unexpected" I said. They just started laughing. Then the art teacher tripped on my tripwire. I started laughing but the teacher wasn't.
"Rainbow... you have detention this afternoon" The teacher said. I only yawned. I would just skip this one too. After art has always was lunch. I somehow got there before the prank evader. I'll get her good now! I looked through my bag for prank tools. I found some slippery stuff to make people slip. A smile dawned on my face. I took the stuff and rubbed on the ground near Stenz's seat. I went to mine and waited. She can't possibly evade this prank, it's impossible. But to my amusement I saw Stenz sit on the other side of the table. Great! What do I have to do to prank this filly?!
However Apples went to sit where Stenz sits. Crap. I ran over to stop her. "Hey Apples wanna sit next to me? I won't bite" I said. "Na, ah don' trust ya that much" Apples said. "Please Apples, I want you to sit next to me" I persisted. "Ah said no!" Apples said. Then she continued and I went to stop her. We ended sliding into the wall near our table. Her pinning me to the wall.
"Apples, I didn't know you wanted to play rough" I snickered. "Rainbow! What did ya do?" She sounded pissed. "Oh nothing" I lied. "Rainbow, ah know ya'r lyin' just tell me the truth" Apples said. "Ok I may have put some slippery stuff down to get Stenz, but she sat somewhere else today, sorry Jackie-cha..." I started. Apples cut me off by placing a hoof on my mouth. "Rainbow, ya know I hate that nickname" Apples said.
When she took her hoof off my mouth I only smiled. "Well you have me pinned to a wall and you put a hoof to my mouth to prevent me from yelling help. Also your pelvis is only millimeters away from mine, isn't this rape?" I asked. She blushed and threw me to the table. I only laughed. "Rainbow get ya mind outta the gutter" Apples said. I only smiled.
The rest of the day was uneventful, nothing really happened. Except maybe a roundhouse kick after track from miss Jackie chan. I got home and saw my door was still open. Thats odd. I went to enter and it was saran wrapped. So I pushed through the wrap and noticed a tripwire. "You expect me to fall for that?" I said. I stepped over it and slipped on the other side. I saw Stenz come out of hiding.
"You know, these pranks are really simple, but greasing the floor? Thanks for the new prank" Stenz laughed. "How long have you been here?" I asked. "Long enough to place several pranks, good night Rainbow" Stenz said. Then she left. I got to bed and luckily it was free of traps. Tonight I dream of Apples and revenge.
Author's Note: And the prank master gets pranked hard. Sorry it's been awhile. Please leave some reviews, and I might consider being faster, also some suggestions on what the heck to do would be nice. Other then that, adios.
