(A/N) please note that first i will not be able to update for a while due to lack of acess and that the random facts in this chapter and the next ones are all true. to clear up the reactions are what i have asked people and they would be their genuine reactions, also some names are staged to avoid using their real names because they didn't want to have them in here.
When they got there the first thing he did was check on rarity who looked like she was about to have a mental breakdown. I summoned lonsdaleite and held it in front of her.
"Oh my, what is that gem darling? I have never seen anything like it."
"This is lonsdaleite the strongest natural made substance. It is 58% stronger than diamonds. I am giving this to you rarity so please calm down a deal with this please."
She visibly relaxed and smiled before replying"thank you darling. I will bear with it."
I nodded before shouting "mr. hydra time to go. Okay guys change to pony form and put on the suits. Jacob put on the suit for humans." a shadow loomed over us as the troops transformed into ponies and changelings.
"Hello sir nice to see you again. Now question do you want the faster way or the scenic route?"
The heads started communicating after a little bit three heads lowered.
"Okay sir than you will need to carry us. I will make sure it is as comfortable as possible as possible for both parties." it hen teleport a giant cushion onto the back of the hydra held on with what looked like an extremely tight scrunchie. The hydra twisted around a bit before each of the heads nodded. At that i teleport the troops on the cushion and raise a barrier of graphene about three inches thick (able to withstand 27000 psi(13 elephants on a piece the size of ¼ a pokemon card) with the top opened up about three meters high
"This is graphene even if this guy stepped on the barrier it wouldn't break. Also it is highly conductive so in a lightning storm stay away from the walls, the lightning will be amplified 250 times."with tha i patted the back of the hydra. He roared and we were off. About an hour into our weekly journey i gather the troops around one side of the barrier."okay troops today i am going to teach you about aura. tantabus , jacob come here please." the two came over and situated themselves close. "Okay you two aura is extremely reactive to thought. Now you two feel this" i summoned a ball of aura"feel this energy inside yourself bring out this energy now this will be harder for unicorns due to their magic." he had already stopped producing his own aura and the other two had balls of their own."now remember no using this as a weapon. Now as you get a hold of it practice expanding it as a field outside your body and retracting it into your then everyone line up. " after about three hours everyone is done and practicing their aura. Seeing that they were doing fine taylor teleported to the five aura signatures that have been following them since they left ponyville. When he teleported a short distance behind them while using magic to muffle his footsteps he was running behind the CMC with diamond tiara and silver spoon. Getting an idea he runs up and taps applebloom on the rump she shrieked and lost her stride crashing and rolling. You teleport a little bit away so they don't see you.
"What happened applebloom?" sweetie belle asks
"Someone just poked my rump!" the blushing and panting filly responded.
"Please what out here can do that."diamond tiara asks
"That would be me young fillies."
"Pervert!"applebloom shouted.
"Yes. but, in my defense i am a human i had no idea. And anyway i don't give a cud."
"We don't believe you we all know your dating twilight no doubt she would have told you." sweetie shouted.
"No. no she didn't. We mainly just cuddle.i actually know very little about equine makeup." i crossed my finger behind my back. I actually knew a lot about the topic.
"Now mind telling me why and how you five fillies followed me for several hours?"
"We don't know how we've been following you but we followed you because we saw you do several awesome things and wanted to see if we can figure out how to do them ourselves"scootaloo answered
"Welp if you want to come take my hand and i will show you a new world if not i will teleport you back to ponyville. Keep in mind that if you accept this you won't have any contact with you family for at least a week" the CMC instantly put their hoofs into my hands soon silver spoon also joined diamond tiara lingered
"I wish to return please." the rich filly said. nodding i sent her back.
"Okay i have your roles set so let's get back to the group. Remember let me do the talking."i was just about to teleport before applebloom shouted
"Wait!"
"Hmm? What is it applebloom?"i ask the young filly who is still red.
"You...you will take responsibility right?"
When she said this my mind went into instant red alert.
"Uhhh. for what?" i ask in a brief moment of stupidity.
"You soiled ma chastity. I am no longer pure."the filly said. She was as pink as her bow right now.
Deciding that you don't want this situation to get any worse you say "okay i will take responsibility in any way you wish no we need to get back." you then close your eyes for teleportation. Just before you teleport apple bloom jumps up and kisses you. When you arrive wide eyed with a filly sucking your face the first one to react is jacob by laughing/singing out
"Another one gone another one gone another one bites the dust." you then pull the pink filly off your face to shout
"Shut up jacob! How do you know that anyway?!"
"Discord." the former king says. you look over at the grinning dragon thing before applejack.
"TAYLOR! What are you doing to ma sister?!"
"Not my fault! She jumped up and kissed me when i closed my eyes to teleport."
"How could you be puttin the blame on lil ol me when you soiled ma chastity?" she said with a few sniffles. A lot of people looked at me with a disapproving look, including two of the hydra's heads
"Whoa,whoa,whoa all i did was give her a light poke to the rump to startle her. How was i supposed to know that was a sensitive place to touch i know next to nothing of equine makeup."
There were several whispers among the group"anyways, i already said i would do anything she wanted as long as it was within my power and emotional standards." with that several whispers died down and flutter, dash, and twilight had sympathetic looks on their faces. they came over to me and cuddled next to me before apple bloom jumped in and said.
"Don't forget about me, yer stuck with me now"i smiled and sighed in defeat. It wasn't all bad.
The next morning i whipped out a few kitchen supplies to cook everyone a nice breakfast. After about three hours of cooking everyone had woken up and most of them wear drooling including the hydra.
"Sorry mr. hydra but you're way too big. How about this if you can catch something i will cook it for you." the saliating heads nodded before the big thing ran off surprisingly fast. In about an hour he brought back a cockatrice. Smirking i ask him "okay this is big so i am going to need your to cook it. I will put the spices and stuff on but i need you to use your fire under the bowl to heat up the soup." i then proceed to clean the giant basilisk chicken with my magic. After a few seconds i put the meat chunks in the bowl teleport the well water from the barracks and put in chicken stock while turning a tree into a giant ladle. I nodded to the hydra and he got to work heating up the stone bowl. After an hour the soup was finished so i stepped away so he could eat. His four forked tongues flicked across the soup and instantly all four heads had stars in their eyes. When their eyes returned to normal the heads started fighting so i split the bowl into four equal portions seeing that they each had their own bowl the heads ignored each other and started devouring the contents of each bowl. After he was don i had him torch the insides of the bowls so that they would be flash cleaned. I teleported the bowls away before i teleported the crew onto the cushion again and with that we set off. Soon after we started moving i call over the CMC. the three trot over and get comfortable around me. "Okay you three i will have you three become aura guardians. Or researchers are a more suitable term."
"What is a aura guardian and what do they do?" apple bloom asked
"Good question. An aura guardian is someone who researches and protects the ways of aura. I myself am an aura master my father is a grand master we have learnt many things but, aura guardians invent new things to learn by almost constantly experimenting and training their aura."
The girls had bright eyes."now there haven't been many female aura guardians and it is extremely taxing are you three up to the task?"
"Of course!" the three shouted in my face.
"Okay then close your eyes you three." i then perform the aura awakening ritual on them. When that was said and done sweetie and scoot had normal sized balls of aura applebloom's hasn't diminished at all from when you wear using your own."good job you three especially you applebloom." said mare was as pink as yesterday."you. Especially have high talent in this regard" just then her flank glowed and a picture of a double helix appeared on her flank.
"Mah cutie mark! I guess i was destined to be an aura guardian."
"Not quite." i then point to scootaloo and sweetie belle whoo have a double helix breaking apart piece by piece.
"If not an aura guardian than what?"
"An aura grand master. a very powerful being. Feared by many things. With abilities to heal anything or destroy anything."i then bow to her before saying"from now on you guys are on your own as you will do better that way." i say before i go off to find twilight and the others. The three were sitting in a triangle chatting amicably amongst themselves. 'Hello ladies."
"Look who finally decided to show up" rainbow dash says before she tackles me
"I know and i'm sorry but there is only one me and i'm kinda the leader of this school of people"
"Does there have to be just one of you for this "school""
When she put emphasis on the word school realization hit you like a brick . "twilight, rainbow, fluttershy! I haven't been to school in a week and a half!" "i'm going to perform a cloning spell and give the clone 8% of my power. Are you three coming with me?"
The three discussed it while you created a summoned a small ball of condensed magic and told the clone" you will be called theron in this ball is a copy of my memories and what to do. I will be leaving and you will be in charge while i'm gone." i then look at the three mares who nod their confirmation while i push the ball of magic into the clones head. I touch the mares while pressing the button. A portal in front of us opens up showing the couch were i teleported from. The three of us jumped through the portal and landed at the place where i left. There was no one awake at this time as the time read 8:00 am i looked for the three who followed me and saw three naked girls with wings trying to stand on the carpet."as much as i am enjoying the show we need to get you three into some clothes." i then use my magic to get them up to their feet to which they wobbly walk over to me. When they were over to me and using me as support the worst possible thing happened. I heard a click and a creak and saw my soon to be uncle saken.
He walked out looking tired, he looked at me trying to hold three naked girls with wings up before he asked."okay first question where have you been for an entire week?"
To answer i give him an"are you serious" look and shift my arms too point at the three girls hanging off me."next question why are three girls with wings naked, barely able to stand and hanging off you?"
"Look at these girls closely and find you answer." he looked at their faces and hair before he asked
"Okay i'm going on a limb here are their names fluttershy, rainbow dash, and twilight sparkle."
"Eeyup."
Back in equestria. Big mac had even narrower eyes while he said "i...feel a disturbance in the force." with that a single tear glittered in the wind.
Back with the protagonist.
"Okay, just don't do anything too stupid." saken said before leaving into the bathroom. I walk the girls up the stairs into my messy room."okay girls give me a second to find something to cover yourselves." with that i dug at the places i keep my clean clothes when all was said and done the girls wear clothed. Rainbow dash wore my black hoodie and my fairfield jorts. Fluttershy wore my orange track/gym shirt with my grey camo shorts. And twilight wore my adult sized "i get enough exercise pushing my luck" grey shirt and my dark blue sweatpants. The girls seemed to be able to walk now so i said."okay girls you should be able to come with me to school." i looked at the clock and it read 8:35 am. I took the hands of the girls and teleportd to my chemistry class with mr. Bergdall. When the flash went off a "meow" sounded. The class stared at me and the girls before mr. Bergdall said "welp. Moving on".
"Wait where have you been for a week and how did you teleport?" my friend malachai walters asked. I do the same thing i did with saken swinging my arms to the girls he said "i see the winged babes but that doesn't explain much."
"Back off buddy we're taken" rainbow dash growls.
"Haah malachai i teleported, these girls have wings, maybe their names will help. Their names are first the rainbow haired one is called Rainbow dash. The shy one with pink hair is Fluttershy. The final one who is eagerly looking at the notes on the board is Twilight sparkle."
"Wait twilight sparkle, fluttershy, and rainbow dash main characters from the show mlp." susie spoke up
"The one and the same."
"Mr. Bergdall can i get the stuff i missed."
"Sure i have it here" he then opened a folder and presented me a paper. I then walk to jacob and put my hand on his shoulder and say. "Hello jacob i have a gift for you" i then perform a modified want it, need it spell on him. Smirking i then teleport to my house. I set the papers out across the floor and use a spell to put the right answers on the pieces of paper. Looking t the clock it read nine so i teleported to mr fritz's class i teleport into his office and he says."why?"
"I was curious… so what are we doing today."
"Dodgeball."
"Great now i need to stop phil. He seems to try to kill himself right now." i then use magic to levitate phil back to the teacher then gets up and tells us to go to the gym. When everyone is in there i teleport the bag of balls to the middle and empty them keeping them in place with my magic. We divide up into teams and by teams i mean me against everyone. As soon as fritz blows the whistle i bring the cloud of balls up and wait a few seconds before i smirk and fire them as fast as possible with my magic. It was a good thing the balls were made of foam because you could here the sounds of balls impact against people, it looked like a machine gun had started and it just mowed down the competition. When class was over i teleported to mr moore's class. He saw the flash and sighed
"Here's your missed assignments and a test go t the library and make it up. " i then place the papers on my desk and perform the spell to get the assignments done. I then teleport back to my house. I walk up stairs with the girls and use my magic to clean my room. looked at my handiwork and it looks better than it did in 3 time read 10 so i cuddled with the ladies on the couch for forty minutes before i teleport to Mrs. davidhizar's class. When she sees the flash she's wide eyed and asks"does anybody else see this?"
Hunter mast put on the song "f*** this s*** i'm out" and walked out saying"nope."
"I came here for the homework i missed." dully she handed me the papers that i needed and told me about the ones on the computer before i teleported out and she went to get hunter. I teleported home and decided to do something slightly constructive so i did the dishes by cleaning them with magic. I dry the dishes and put them up without much effort due to this way too. And then i go back to cuddling with my girls till twelve 12:20 to which i teleport to napoleon ferrell's class (stage name for my math teacher).
He sees me teleport into class and asks"welcome back. Do you have a pass?" me and everybody but will, who walks out murmuring about going home, sweatdrops
"No but, can i still have my homework."
"Of course you can." he then gets up and gets the papers for my homework. He hands me my homework, i bow, then teleport back to my house where i start a make-out session with the three beautiful girls that have been following me. I teleported to my next class at 1:50 to get the reaction of "okay" from the teacher and "hey how you doin" from darron. I don't really participate in this class i just wanted to see their reactions, i was really disappointed by the lack luster reaction. I went home and just chill on the couch with the ladies till 2:30 to when i teleported in the middle of art class.
"Oh, where have you been! What did you just do?! Why do they have wings?!" the art teacher asked.
"Calm down,obviously i haven't been on this world i went to a another one. I went to their world learned magic and figured out i have a lot of magic.i have come back to get and do my homework."
I then go up to jeremiah who says "hey man welcome back, i see your doin good."
I chuckle at his reaction. The art teacher hands me my homework and a few projects i'm supposed to do. I use my magic to complete my homework and to control the brushes finishing my projects in fifteen minutes and homework instantly. After i did all that i teleported back home and opened the portal. I was about to step through it before i decided to write a letter telling everyone where i went and to not expect me back for a while. i set it on the couch before i walk through the portal with the girls right behind me. I walked through the portal and find myself back on the hydra and the girls back in pony form. I walk over to my clone and envelope him in magic but i think against it so i leave him with his orders and go to the human world once more. I teleport to my friend and cousin in law jace. I see him playing on his xbox and flop down next to him while teleporting my cousin bo to the room. Jace smiles at me while bo asks "what the f*** are you doing here and how did you get here and into this room."
"Magic, the same way i am going to bring jace to another world."
"Sweet but i want a purple flying shapeshifting llama. With some magic" jace said while putting down his controller.
"You can take him but on one condition."
"What is that bo?"
"He has to have magical powers and i have to know them."
"I will grant him shapeshifting into any animal him right now and bill cosby."
"Wait...why bill cosby?"
"Because it is funny. Now he needs an archenemy so i will take you too. I will send you to the diamond dogs domain. What you do from there will not concern me,but, i ask you stay away from the ponies. Most of them are female and i really don't want a sudden rise in population also i will make a clone of you for hope and your son." i then put one hand on his chest and one on his head. I then clone him while pulling a copy of his memories and slamming the clone with the ball of magic.
"Clone. You are to remain here and care for your wife and child." the clone nods. I then turn to the two men and put my hands on them and open the portal and step through into equestria once more. When i get to the hydra i summon an inch thick sword of graphene and surround him in magic and teleport him to the diamond dog domain. I then summon a big ball of lonsdaleite. I form the hard gem into a llama shape. I then proceed to use magic to fuse the gems together, give it fur, turn the fur purple,make it sentient, and give it magic power while giving it to jace.
"You will train in magic and aura under me and become a general of my kingdom." with that we set out again. For about three days nothing happened. We exited the forest and went across the plains which wear getting noticeably warmer. We wear doing the usual riding on mr hydra's back when i get a message from celestia. The message read that she and luna are going on a trip and that they need someone to act as their king for the king and queen of saddle arabia. Making sure my clone was still doing what he was supposed to do and teleported to canterlot castle.
