Sorry it's been awhile…

I got the inspiration for things Fiyero did at other schools from the song 'Which Way is the Party' (which was the predecessor to 'Dancing Through Life'…it's actually really good)…yes I do have the entire song and the audio quality is very good (if any of you guys are such hard core Wicked songs that you'll go to great lengths in order to get a deleted song just message me and I'll email it to you)

"So Fiyero," Crazy Beagle began. "What exactly did you do to get kicked out of your other schools?" The Winkie's cheeks colored violently.

"Several things actually," he admitted, clearing his throat as though preparing to tell a long story. "Mostly it was just stuff that happened at the parties I threw. Once or twice I got caught with several kegs of fine Winkie beer that wasn't totally legal in some parts of Oz. At this one party things got really out of hand and a bunch of students ended up swinging from a chandelier. There were also a lot of scandals with…err…women."

"Don't get any ideas girls!" Elphaba called into the audience. "He's mine."

"Don't worry, we're willing to wait," Crazy Beagle shouted back. "And then we'll share him!" Laughter bubbled through the room. When it quieted Crazy Beagle asked another question of all the characters. "How do you feel about how you're portrayed in 'The Wizard of Oz' and 'Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West'?"

"Well obviously I have never been nor do I ever intend to become a nun," the green witch snorted. "And I do not like being an archetypical old hag with evil intentions and a scratchy voice. Clearly the people who made that movie never heard me sing 'Defying Gravity'."

"I'm not a redhead," Glinda piped up. "In the movie I'm a tall redhead with some serious fashion issues. I mean, did you see that weird pink dress I was wearing? Hideodious."

"At least you get some face time," Nessa complained. "In the movie you only ever see my feet and stockings. As for the book well, I've got arms! Plus I would never enchant an axe to kill Boq."

"In the book Boq and the Tin Man are totally different," Elphaba pointed out.

"I like the way I'm portrayed in the movie," the Wizard informed everyone. "They discover I'm a fraud but at least I'm a nice fraud. In the book I'm a sadistic, suicidal dictator."

"And I'm a brainless sack of animated straw," Fiyero exclaimed. "Though I kinda like the idea of blue diamond tattoos."

"Well sometimes you do have them," Leia insisted. "It depends on the fan fic."

"I get murdered," Morrible shrilled loudly. "By my prize student!"

"I got there too late actually," Elphaba snapped back. "But I kinda do wish that I could bludgeon you over the head with a trophy."

"Easy Fae," Fiyero soothed, wrapping his arms around her. Suddenly his eyes brightened. "That's another thing I like; the whole Fae and Yero bit."

"Alright that's enough," Leia chastened. "These next few questions came from someone whose user name was 'Elphaba'. Since it would obviously be confusing to have multiple Elphaba's speaking at the same time I will read her questions. Sorry." She paused. "Glinda do you still loathe Elphie's face?"

"Of course not!" the blonde exclaimed indignantly. "She's my best friend."

"Elphaba," the authoress continued. "What don't you like about the 'blonde girl's' voice?"

"It sounds like nails on a chalkboard when she gets excited," the green witch groaned.

"Elphiiee!" Glinda shrieked, smacking her friend's arm. She winced.

"Case in point."

"This question is for Fiyero," Leia informed the audience. "Do you fail everything or do you get Ds or Cs sometimes?"

"There are so many fan fics about Elphaba tutoring me but sadly I haven't learned much," the Winkie sighed. "I think the highest grade I've ever gotten is a C-."

"One more," Leia announced. "Glinda how many articles of clothing do you have?"

"Um…" The blonde started counting on her fingers and then ran backstage.

"This could take awhile," Nessa groaned. They could all hear drawers and closets being opened and closed.

"One sec!" Glinda called. A moment later she returned to the stage with a notepad in her hand. "80,000 is my best guess but it's only a rough estimate based on what I brought with me and how much filled storage space I have back home…" She bit her lip. "I was never very good at math."

"That's alright," Boq told her gently. More 'aww's from the Gloq fans.

Sorry it was short; I'll try to update more often…